James fell back and hit the floor hard as a body dived on top of him, followed by what felt like a hundred more but was really four. He tried pushing at the first one on top of him but it was no good. His bony arms were like twigs against the thick bodies wriggling about on top of him. Instead of draining his energy by fighting he flopped back and felt himself getting dizzy from the weight on him. He shut his eyes and snapped them back open when he heard another voice shout the same thing he had heard just before he was attacked.

“Pile on!” Came the voice of Danny Jones. James squealed making the rest of the band on top of him laugh. He was being crushed already! He didn’t need another group of people.

“Please no!” James shouted sounding as if he was taking his last breath.

“Yes.” Shouted the other members of Mcfly piling on top of him. James tired to buckled as he was winded, but that was hard with a lumpy lot of people on top of him.

“I think we should get off now… he’s turning blue!” Dave shouted trying to wriggle his way off the top of James. He was the one who started it, as usual. James had bend down to tie his shoelace and whack he was lay on his back with a bunch of guys laughing at him.

One by one the rest of them got up and grinned at each other. They all looked down at a flattened looking James who was definitely not smiling.

“Oh my god!” A loud girly scream came from behind the crowd of band members. A few of them turned round and looked shifty as they stepped back to let the girl through.

“Who tried to kill James?!” The girl demanded as her long curly brown hair bounced around her shoulders. She put her hands on her hips and looked up into the faces of the rest of the boys. Even though she was considerable shorter than most of them, they all held looks of horror and fear.

“No one Megan.” Dave struggled to get out.

“Look at him!” She shouted. Megan gave them all dirty looked before storming closer to James and grabbing his hand to pull him up.

“Ever heard of being compassionate Megan?” James exclaimed rubbing his back.

“If you lot ever started being mature and made my job easier… then I would be kinda and caring. Until then I’m like this.” Megan flicked her hair back and turned on the four boys still giggling.

“Look Megan they’re laughing at you.” Steve said pointing at McFly.

“No we’re not!” Tom said defensively.

“Tom, Danny, Harry and Dougie! Get back to your own dressing room before I get mad.” Megan said calmly. The four boys exchanged nervous glances then quickly left Son Of Dork’s dressing room.

This was an average thing to happen in a dressing room for Son Of Dork. They would do something stupid, that would hurt James a lot. Megan they’re ‘babysitter’ as they like to call her would come running in and scare the shit out of all of them. Megan was their executive assistant and even though she was dangerously strict on them , they loved her and respected her. You had to respect someone who managed to keep five boys in check. Five extremely annoying boys, who like to play about a lot. The only thing they did better then play their instruments was find themselves some trouble to be in. The only one of them that could keep himself out of it was Chris. The others blamed that on the fact he was older… and he was cleverer at hiding his naughty side. The other four were always in and out of the tabloids, stories about them damaging hotel properties, having wild sex, and partying into the night. But as their excuse was… other bands have done worse.

Imagine walking into a changing room that has five boys, naked, laughing and joking with each other, slapping each others arse’s, then all of a sudden two of them pull together and share an intimate kiss. The remaining five watch with curiosity before stepping closer and indulging in what people would call a three way kiss. The first two stopped their tongues from slipping around each others mouths and turned to look at the other three, they were all brunettes whereas the first two both had blonde hair. The one with white blonde hair grabbed the other blonde one and started kissing and sucking around his neck, trying to better the three way kiss that was taking place.

One of the brunettes pulled away from the kiss and noticed a change in what was going on with the blondes… how could he beat that? He looked at the two remaining brunettes enjoying the kiss as their tongues rolled around in a playful war. His own eyes travelled down their naked bodies trying to figure what would make the two blondes jealous. Frustrated he grabbed one of the brunettes and slammed him up against the lockers, crushing his lips with his own. His hand gently travelled down his body and stopped when it came to rest upon the hard member of the guy pressed underneath him. He heard a slight moan escape from the lips of him before starting to pump away and suck gently on his neck.

“OH Steve!” Moaned the other brunette shoved against a cold locker that was making him feel hot.

Both the blondes stopped their make-out session at the sound of something better and looked at the brunette group that had now split up. Two of them were heavily ‘petting’ making both blondes want to join in. Another one was watching them while pulling on his own pud. The blonde with a black patch in his fringe looked down to where he saw his own gherkin growing harder by the minute, what was he supposed to do. For some reason he didn’t have a fucking clue why he was in a changing room with five guys that he couldn’t ever recall meeting, but somehow he knew them all. Before he could pleasure himself he felt something so amazing that he nearly came straight away, looking down he could see the other blonde, Dave, taking him into his mouth and clearly sucking as hard as he could.

“Fuck…” He moaned as Dave rolled his tongue around him.

Meanwhile Steve and his chosen brunette were both breathing deeply and leaving pink marks along each others necks. They had both forgotten about everything else in the world, nothing mattered except reaching that point of euphoria, they wanted to feel ecstatic and know that they were completely satisfied with each other. The only other thing running through their minds was making sure the other one was just as satisfied, haring the feeling of ecstasy with them. Steve buckled as he felt himself come close to what he craved, he had to hold it in, he couldn’t give in when Danny was inches to his. They had to come together! He watched as Danny’s eyes rolled to the back of his head in emotion, he was near the end too. Steve leaned his head on Danny’s bare shoulder as the tingling feeling started to spread from the bottom of his stomach, he bit down on his bottom lip as Danny continued to pump away on him, by now he had become used to tugging on Danny and didn’t notice he was still doing it. He pulled his head up to moan and caught a glimpse of the blonde guys falling to the floor in excitement. He was about to pull Danny over to them when he felt something explode from him, the pleasure that he was feeling made him dizzy and he very nearly collapse, he might have done if he weren’t holding onto Danny so tightly. Danny smiled as the substance exploding from Steve hit him, making him come himself. They both leant against each other in a semi-paralysed state. They could move if the wanted to… but something held them together. Steve moved his head slightly to get a better look at what was going on with the blondes.

“Oh fuck James! Harder! Mmm!” Dave called as his hands left James head and clung onto a locker. He bit his lip hard until blood started poring down, dripping onto his chest. James looked up from where he was re-paying a favour with his mouth, Dave looked like he was in heaven apart from the blood rolling down his chest. James removed his mouth and let his hand carry on his work as he slid up Dave’s body with his tongue. He licked up the blood and finally let his lips crush on top of Dave’s where the blood was coming from. He lifted his lips inches from Dave’s and breathed heavily driving Dave crazy. Dave reached up and pulled James back down by biting his lip. James grinned and carried on with the kiss. He was helping Dave who was almost there when the locker room doors swung open.

“Did someone call for back up?” Came the broad Bolton accent of Danny Jones.

“Billie sent us… she said no orgy could be complete without us!” Dougie said as the three guys next to him all nodded in agreement.

“Come!” Steve called out of breath. Harry walked over to him and looked at his naked body and fragile attempts at tearing off Harry’s. Harry laughed and began to undo his own buttons, as did the rest of the McFly boys…..

“Chris! Wake up!” Chris snapped his eyes open and looked up into James’ face. He was fully clothes and they were not in a locker room.

“Get rid of your morning glory and get your skates on!” James called leaving his room. Chris looked down at the sheets surround his middle… they had turned into a large tent at his dream.

“I am not gay!” Chris shouted.

“Yeah sure you’re not.” Dave said to himself as he passed the door that Chris had been through. If anyone in this band was gay, it was definitely Chris. Before Dave had joined this band he had been a nobody… now he was somebody, somebody that had quite a few lady fans. Chris didn’t. He smiled to himself as he walked into the kitchen of the house he shared with James. Chris had stayed over last night, something which was becoming quite frequent. Him and James liked staying up until stupid o’clock writing songs… and discussing things. Queers. No other word for it.

“What’s happening today?” Dave asked sitting on a stool and munching at the toast James had made for him. Motherly, that was James.

“Top of the Pops Saturday.” James replied putting milk back into the fridge. As he opened the fridge on view was stacks and stacks of cans. Party. That was what that fridge was for.

“Yes!” Dave exclaimed smiling. For other bands appearing on Top of the Pops helped boost their latest singles, new albums, whatever else they were promoting. That was just an excuse for Dave and co. They got the chance to meet their adoring fans, pick the best looking and show them a good time. Usually a good time that last about five minutes. Or shorter if Megan started banging on the door to wherever they were stashed.

“Well you better get a move on, Chris too.” James said as he exited the kitchen and made his way up stairs. Dave smiled to himself again. Life was good. Today he could probably get laid… five… six times? Who knew? Who cared? He was prepared, a packet of condoms in his back pocket, a cock bigger than a tree trunk, an obsession for foxy ladies… he was set! He stood up and ran his hand through his bleached hair, time to go. He made his way to the front door and stood waiting for James to come down. To pass the time he reminisced the last girl he had been with. She was tall, slim, tanned, blonde, not much a of a talker although her moaning made James moan at him. He was brought out of his thoughts as Chris and James came bounding down the stairs. They both stopped at the door, giving James time to find his keys.

***

“That was a fucking awesome show!” Steve exclaimed.

“Yeah! That girl! She flashed her tits! It’s a show for kids!” Dave exclaimed laughing.

“Made me happy though.” Steve laughed.

“Yeah… hey if she’s waiting outside I’m having her.” Dave said nudging Steve.

“Not if I get to her first.” Steve said.

“Dude you won’t get to her first.” Dave said starting to quicken his pace up.

“Loser!” Steve called after him. He stopped walking so fast and waited for the others to catch him up.

“Where’s Dave off to?” Danny asked when he caught up to Steve.

“Girl who flashed.” Steve said.

“She was hot.” James smiled.

“Yeah we all noticed.” Steve grinned. He looked ahead to where Dave was waiting anxiously for them to come, then the doors would be open and the fans would be let loose. Steve noticed how Dave was excited and tried slowing his pace. He would have managed it if Danny hadn’t pushed him along. They came up to the double doors that would lead them to their people carrier, and before that would be fans.

The doors opened wide and Dave was the first out, he had been dying to just run out and scream for the flashing girl… but no he had to be cool. He stepped out, flicked his hair and flashed a grin at the girl closest to him. She screamed and handed him something to sign. Which he did. He handed it back and repeated the process with the next girl. He seemed to not noticed each girl, but he was examining them, deciding who he could pick, who was old enough. That was one mistake he wouldn’t make.

It took him a while to make his way to where he wanted to be. He had tried searching behind the greedy fans, the ones that made it to the front and wouldn’t budge, just for the girl with amazing tits. He wanted her so bad, he knew he wouldn’t sleep until he had her. But finally as he came towards the end of his signing trip he spotted her. She was stood two people behind the front, talking to a friend, not really noticing him. The first thing he noticed about her was her green eyes. They were large and beautiful, probably the best eyes he had seen yet. She so better be up for it. When he finished signing things for the people in front of her he reached through and grabbed her hand. She looked up at him and as soon as she realised who had grabbed her hand her face relaxed into a happy smile.

“Hello beautiful.” Dave whispered into her ear as he leaned forward in a hug.

“Hi Dave.” She smiled back. So cool… she was the type to lead you on and then say ‘hey I’m not up for this.’ Dave didn’t care, he was up for the leading on this time.

“Do you want to come for a walk?” He asked her.

“Sure.” She shrugged. Dave helped her over the barrier and still clutching her hand, led her away towards what looked like an ally.

“So what’s your name gorgeous?” Dave asked wrapping his arm around her waist.

“Sarah.” She smiled.

Dave crushed his lips into Sarah’s neck and sucked a little, while she stood perfectly still against the dirty wall. Sarah had heard about Dave’s reputation when it came to his fans. He wasn’t hardcore in the music department, but in his pant’s everything was hard. This didn’t really make her want was going to happen come any quicker, but the only thing on Dave’s mind was coming.

Finally Dave started to notice Sarah’s hesitation. He had expected this, the ones you really want are normally the ones that don’t give out.

“Is everything ok?” He asked a little out of breath.

“Yeah… just a little bored here.” Sarah said as Dave stepped back in surprise.

“Bored?” He asked stunned and stung.

“Well someone leaving their mark all over my neck isn’t one of my hobbies.” Sarah said rubbing at where pink marks were appearing. Dave wanted to kick the wall and shout at her. He knew what he was doing, hundreds of fans had been in the same situation… then helped lead him on to other things that they enjoyed. He had experienced so many different ways to please a girl, but each of them were different. Now it was time for him to prove himself as sex god! He could do it!

“Sorry you just tasted so good.” Dave said turning his head to the side slightly and giving Sarah what he classed as his ‘cool look’. Sarah fell for it like so many other girls and broke out into a big grin. Dave took this opportunity give her a kiss. He smiled at her then leant in towards her lips, he ran his tongue softly over the bottom one then split her lips apart and entered her mouth. He softly massaged her tongue with his own as his hands roamed around her body. He kept his lips locked on hers as he found the button to her jeans. After fumbling around for a while he finally got into them and slipped his hand inside. He heard a small moan escape from Sarah’s mouth as he pulled at her underwear. Cold air escaped down them and made her crave something warm, Dave sensed that and slipped his hand in further. The warmth coming from his fingers sent tingles up Sarah’s spine. Dave pulled away from the kissed and looked into her face. Wow she was hot! He kissed her again as his fingers went delicately inside her. Sarah’s eyes snapped open and she pulled his hand out.

“However close to creaming this foreplay is bringing me… I don’t have much time.” She said.

“Wow you like to be blunt.” Dave said mentally shouting abuse at her.

“Yeah… so are we going to get hardcore or what?” Sarah asked smiling. Dave couldn’t help but smile either.

“I’ve got to admit… you are unique!” He said shaking his head in disbelief. Sarah smiled at him and stepped closer. Their bodies touched, making Dave get a hard on immediately.

“That’s more like it.” Sarah smiled moving her hands to his belt buckle. She undone it quickly and pulled his pants down, exposing him the harsh cold enveloping around them. Dave didn’t dare look down at himself… cold air doesn’t do the best thing to his manliness! Trying to avoid letting Sarah see he pushed her up against the wall and slid her own underwear down with her jeans.

“Could you not have worn a skirt?” Dave asked as he struggled around.

“I didn’t actually plan on being down an ally with you.” Sarah said moving around a little, trying to help.

“So why flash your tits then?” Dave asked still struggling.

“Maybe the thought of a nice warm bed?” Sarah said sounding a little nasty.

“Well I can’t perform miracles!” Dave replied stopping his search.

“That’s not what I’ve heard.” Sarah replied raising her eyebrows. Dave leant his head on her shoulder as he laughed.

“Jesus what have I got myself into.” He said looking back at her. Sarah winked and smiled at him.

“Dave!” Dave’s head snapped around to the left as he spotted Megan standing with her hands on her hips looking pissed off.

“Fuck.” He sighed.

“Girlfriend?” Sarah asked calmly.

“Worse.” Dave said.

“Wife?” Sarah asked shocked.

“Fuck no… She’s my E.A. Keeps us in check. I swear though she’s stronger than our body guards!” Dave said looking back to where Megan was stood watching his every move.

“Do you think you could get rid of her? I don’t like having my pants half down with some woman staring at me.” Sarah said smiling.

“I’ll be there in five!” Dave called back to Megan.

“Make it three!” Megan called back before walking off.

“Should we get back to business then?” Sarah asked smirking.

“To be truthful I don’t think three minutes is long enough… but guaranteed she will be back dead on three minutes.” Dave said pulling himself away from her and pulling his pants up properly. Sarah did the same and looked at Dave with a disappointed look.

“So you don’t live up to your name.” Sarah said.

“I try to never leave a girl unsatisfied.” Dave said grabbing her hand and trying to look cute he kissed it.

“Well I still need to get rid of some juices… and by the look of your tent so do you, unless you’re going camping.” Sarah said winking and beginning to walk off.

“No wait!” Dave said grabbing her wrist and pulling her back towards him.

“Give me your number…I swear I will make this up to you.” He smiled. Sarah decided that giving him her number wouldn’t hurt. She wrote it down on a spare piece of paper then handed it to him… then left.

James put his foot up on the people carried intending to get in. He looked over to where Dave was running out of an ally with Megan shouting at him. He was nearly in when he heard a fan calling his name. He spun round and noticed a pretty girl with shoulder length brown hair trying to pass him something. He looked back at Dave who was getting a lecture off Megan. He had about thirty seconds, and he decided to risk it. He ran back to the fan and accepted the nicely wrapped gift.

“Thanks.” He smiled.

“Will you sign this?” The fan said shoving a ticket in his face.

“Sure.” James smiled taking it from her, after all this business was all about the fans. How could he refuse?

“Thanks” She said politely.

“Who should I make it out to?” James asked taking the lid off his marker.

“Aeva.” She replied watching his every move.

“Wow, fantastic name!” James exclaimed as he finished signing it. He passed it back as she grinned.

“Thanks a lot!” She said blushing.

“So what’s this?” James asked indicating the present.

“A CD of some songs you need to hear.” Aeva said smiling. James smiled back, but then it turned into a frown as he heard Megan’s shouts to Dave get louder.

“I better get going. But thanks.” James smiled one last time before running back to the People carrier and getting inside quickly. He shut the door and looked back to Aeva, however she was gone.

“What’s that?” Steve asked pointing at the CD.

“A gift from a fan.” James replied tucking it into the pocket of his hoody.

“Are you not going to open it?” Steve asked, his eyes glued to James’ pocket.

“Not with you about.” James said putting his seat belt on as Dave got into the car looking angry.

“What’s up with you?” Steve asked turning round to look into the backseats.

“Nothing.” Dave said crossing his arms and looking out of a window.

“What happened with the girl?” Steve said grinning.

“Got her number.” Dave said grinning.

“Well done!” Steve said putting his hand out for five.

“Put your seatbelts on and sit properly.” Megan said as she got into the drivers seat. Chris clambered in next to Dave and put his seatbelt on. Megan started the car up, put her seatbelt on and waited a few seconds as Fletch scrambled in next to her. As soon as he had sat down the car took off.

James looked back and scanned the area for Aeva, she had totally disappeared. He looked down at his pocket, it was so tempting to take a look at the contents. But he was definitely not doing it with Steve around. Shortly after they pulled up outside of the Venue for tonight and James scurried out.

He shoved his pass into the face of security and made his way to the nearest toilets. He carried on into the first cubicle and shut the door quickly. He pulled his pants down and sat on the toilet. As usual he was bored during his toilet time, and began to undo the gift off Aeva. Inside was as she had said, a CD, along with a letter. He took the letter out and read it aloud.

“Hey James,

If you’re reading this then I finally got to meet you. One of the big goals in my life! I think you are an amazingly talented person! Listening to your music makes me happy when I’m sad, high when I’m low, up when I’m down… and loads of other cheesy feelings. You probably get this off loads of your fans, but it shows what an amazing guy you are. Well I was trying to make this a good letter, not one that you get all the time. But what can I say to you that you haven’t already heard? I’m pregnant with your baby? Only joking. Don’t get all scared… as I know I would if I was pregnant. But anyways that isn’t the point is. You are so hot! I’ve left my number on the back… give me a call while I’m in England. Maybe we can meet up.

Aeva” He continued to stare at the letter for a while, then spun it round to look at the number. He stared at it for a couple of more minutes, then reached into his pocket and pulled his mobile out. This girl had something about her. He started dialling her number her and pressed the call button.

“Hello?” Aeva’s voice said on the other end. James’ eyes opened wide in fear and he ended the call quickly!

“Fuck that was close!” He exclaimed gripping the side of the cubicles and letting himself go. He definitely could not phone someone while shitting out his breakfast!

James walked into the dressing room where everyone else was. Dave and Steve were playing on the‘PS2’, while Danny and Chris decided to finish a song they were writing. James was unnoticed by them and happily sank into an old chair in front of the dresser. He pulled the CD out and looked about for something the could use to listen to it on. He couldn’t spot anything and decided to put it away before Steve noticed it. He had just put it into his pocket when his mobile started to ring. The polyphonic sounds of boy band played into everyone’s ears and their eyes turned to James. James blushed at the fact he had one of his own songs as his ring tone… but come on it was an anthem!

“Hello.” He said answering it as quietly as he could.

“Hey who’s this?” Came the girly voice on the other end. James looked over at Dave and Steve. Steve was watching him with his mouth wide open, while Dave had his tongue stuck out and was moving his thumbs fast.

“One minute.” James said into the phone. “Hey Dave do me a favour… keep Steve occupied.”

“Sure.” Dave replied grinning and putting his console down. He looked at Steve who had fear in his eyes.

“Dave come on… no!” He pleaded as Dave stood up and looked down at him.

“Pile on!” He shouted before diving onto Steve who screamed like a girl. Chris and Danny immediately stopped what they were doing and ran in the direction of the Dave and Steve. James smiled and moved his attention back to the phone.

“Sorry about that… it’s James. Is this Aeva?”

“Yeah. Did you phone me?” Aeva asked.

“Yeah.” James replied looking in the mirror and flicking his hair.

“Bit of a pointless call eh?” She said laughing slightly.

“I know. I’m sorry. I became occupied.” James said blushing. Maybe he should have stayed on the phone, and just talked loudly.

“It’s ok. So was there any particular reason you rang?”

“Well yeah… I was wondering if you maybe wanted to… you know… meet up?” Dave was so much better at getting girls to meet him.

“Hell yeah!” Aeva replied straight away.

“Cool. Well I’ve got a show tonight…”

“Yeah I’m going. Want to meet up afterwards?” Aeva interrupted.

“Yeah… why don’t you wait for me after the show… by the tour bus?”

“Sure thing… I guess I’ll see you then.” She said.

“Yeah. Well I better go now.” James said.

“Ok then, bye honey.” Aeva said as she hung up. James grinned and put his mobile back into his pocket. He daydreamed for about thirty seconds then turned his attention to where Steve was almost crying and Dave was laughing like he was an evil genius.

“My turn.” James smiled. He stood up and started running towards the piled up bodies.

“James Bourne if you even attempt to jump in their direction I will personally break both your legs!” Megan screamed when James was inches away. He had already prepared himself for the jump… and instead of landing on the pile up he moved his body and went over the couch.

“Fuck!” He exclaimed from behind the sofa.

“What are you like?” Megan said pulling him by his collar. She wiped him down motherly then turned her attention to the pile up.

“Daniel! Christopher! David! Get off him this instance!” All three heads turned in Megan’s direction. Quickly the three of them scrambled off Steve and stood in a line, expecting a lecture.

“Will you ever grow up?” She exclaimed.

Steve sat awkwardly in between Chris and James on their way to lunch. He had heard from Dave that Chris had been talking in his sleep… the words ‘Oh Steve’ had cropped up and a boner was left in the morning. Chris seemed to be avoiding looking at him and James was staring out of the window. Dave was in the back snoring with Danny sat next to him reading a magazine. Megan was in the front talking rapidly to Fletch who was looking at her with some confusion. Steve looked back at Danny.

“What you reading?” He asked.

“NME.” Danny replied not lifting his eyes from the article.

“What bit?” Steve asked.

“An article by… Leigh Murray. It’s about Green Day.” Danny said finally lifting his eyes for a split second before returning them.

“Green Day? Stop hogging!” Steve exclaimed snatching the magazine off him and turning around in his seat. He found the page again and began to read the article.

“Muppet!” Danny said under his breath in the back.

“Wow! Billie Joe say’s he wants to do a Madonna and live in England” Steve exclaimed five minutes later.

“I would have known that if you hadn’t stole my magazine.” Danny replied snatching it back.

“It’s crap anyway.” Steve smirked.

“No it isn’t! NME is the best magazine ever! Leigh Murray is a great journalist! We would be amazingly lucky if she interviewed us!” Danny argued back.

“Only if she’s fit!” Steve retorted back.

“Steve! Danny! Shut up!” Megan shouted back at them. Both boys shut their mouths as the car came to a stop. “Right everyone out.”

Everyone clambered out of the car and made their way to the restaurant they were parked outside of. When they seated round a table a waitress made her way over and smiled at them all.

“So what shall it be boys… and girl.” She added noticing Megan sat in the middle of Steve and Dave, they couldn’t be trusted together.

“I want spaghetti.” Dave said straight away giving her a cheeky grin.

“I’ll have a cheese burger.” James said examining the menu.

“Make that two.” Chris added.

“Three.” Danny said putting his NME magazine down.

“Can I have the small cheese pizza?” Fletch asked politely.

“Sure thing honey.” The waitress replied.

“I’ll have the smoked salmon.” Megan stated matter of factly.

“Ok so that’s one spaghetti bolognaise, three cheese burgers, a small cheese pizza, the smoked salmon and what would you like?” The waitress turned her attention to Steve, who was staring at her breast area. She had a name tag on her uniform that read ‘Emma’. He moved his eyes from the badge and looked at her other features. She had jet black hair with red highlights, and glasses the emphasised her amazing eyes.

“Are you on the menu?” He asked cheekily, making Emma blush.

“Steve!” Megan reprimanded.

“Sorry… I’ll have a chicken burger… and you’re number hopefully.” He said smiling.

“Ok… any drinks?” Emma asked as her face stayed a permanent red.

“Seven cokes.” Megan said before any of the boys could order alcohol.

“Ok then… I’ll bring the drinks over in a minute and your food should be here shortly.” She said smiling. She walked off and Steve followed her peachy bum all the way until she was out of sight.

Shortly after Emma had brought them their drinks, her and another waitress started bring each of them their food. Lucky for Steve, Emma had his. She put it on the table with a napkin underneath.

“No number?” Steve asked pretending to look hurt.

“Check the napkin.” She replied walking off.

Steve lifted his plate up and snatched the napkin from underneath it. Just as he expected a number was scrawled on the back with her name underneath.

“Score!” Steve exclaimed.

“Do you boys ever think about anything but your cock?” Megan asked tucking in to her food.

“Yeah… girls.” Dave said grinning.

Aeva grinned as their lips parted and for almost three seconds her smile was hidden by the removing of her top. When she was left in just her bra their lips met again and James started to undo the buttons of his own shirt. The shirt clung to him in places along his back where sweat still lingered from the show he had just played, but he didn’t care… who would when they were about to get laid! When he had finally got his shirt off he began to undo his belt buckle… then his button and zip. They had both stood up now, still kissing each other as if their lives depended on it. Aeva began to undo her jeans. Both of them dropped their pants at the same time and slipped out of them. Their kiss parted as James climbed onto the bed, Aeva following him. Aeva lay down and James lay at her side, tilted up by the arm he was resting on. He ran his hand along her stomach stopping it just above her crotch. Aeva moved her own hand to his and pushed it further down. James grinned into the kiss and moved his thumb softly over the soft fabric of her panties. He pulled himself out of the kiss to look at her body. All she had on was a bra with matching panties… and white socks. He smiled to himself and moved so he was straddling her.

“Houston we have a problem.” Aeva giggled.

“What would that be?” James asked thinking of his grandma… he didn’t want an American Pie boner story to happen!

“We still have underwear protecting our love areas.” She replied wrapping her thumbs on the waist band of his boxers.

“That can be solved.” James smiled.

“Speaking of protection…”

“It’s sorted.” James said kissing her. He didn’t actually know about any protection, he hadn’t really planned on this to happen. Oh well… what’s the worse that could happen?

James lifted himself off Aeva and removed his boxers, while Aeva got rid of her own underwear. James finally let himself show how excited he was and grew hard immediately. Aeva looked as if she wanted to grin the biggest grin that could ever be grinned… but just like James she was holding it back. James moved himself again so this time he was in between Aeva’s legs moving himself into her. As he started moving back and forth he smothered Aeva’s neck and chest in wet kisses. Aeva gripped James’ arse and squeezed as she felt tingles spreading from her toes up to her finger tips. James kept himself moving in a steady motion with gradually began to speed up as he felt himself coming closer and closer to the moment he was working for.

“Fuck James!” Aeva moaned as he panted hard in her ear. He wanted to smile but at that exact moment he was concentrating on making sure he would end this in the most pleasurable way he could. He slammed harder into her as he neared the point of no return. Aeva moaned loudly as she came herself… seconds later James was there himself. He did what could only be described as a grunt and collapsed onto her. They both lay there for several minutes catching their breath. James rolled off her and onto his back when he had caught his breath and turned to look at her.

“Another goal complete.” Aeva stated looking back at him.

“Glad I could be of some help.” James smiled. He wrapped his arms around her, pulling her closer and rested his head on the top of her own. Both fell asleep holding onto each other tightly.

Danny grinned as he tripped out of the club, Amanda holding him up. Her shoulder brown hair was swaying about her face as they both laughed and tried their hardest to not end up on their arses. Amanda’s arm was wrapped around Danny’s waist as they both started waving their arms about, trying to make a taxi stop.

“This isn’t working.” Danny cleverly pointed out.

“Maybe I should do something else to get their attention.” Amanda giggled.

“No! Why don’t we walk home?” Danny suggested starting off towards where he thought he lived.

“Look! A big black taxi!” Amanda shouted as a taxi stopped in front of them. Danny stopped walking and started clapping at the taxi.

“Let’s go home!” Danny called clambering in after Amanda. They both collapsed onto the wide seats and started giggling.

“Where to love?” The driver asked turning around slightly.

“My house!” Danny exclaimed punching the air.

“Where would that be, son?” The driver asked sounding slightly amused.

“I don’t know.” Danny answered looking a little stumped.

“Go to my place instead.” Amanda giggled. “I live in a house on St. Frances street!”

“Alright then.” The driver took off leaving Danny and Amanda laughing hard in the back seat.

Danny had no idea where he was going, no idea how he would get back and no idea what Megan would do when she found out. But he didn’t care! It had been a long time since he had last been with a girl. Obviously he had no plans for marrying the girl sat beside him, but she was still worth getting on the wrong side of Megan for a day. He continued to laugh with her before deciding now was the time for a nice drunken kiss. He puckered his lips up and forced them onto Amanda’s and smothered her in a wet kiss. Amanda didn’t seem to mind that the kiss was sloppy, and she kissed back. Danny’s hands found their way to her thighs and his fingers started tugging on her hem. Amanda put her arms around Danny and seemed to be enjoying the taxi love they were sharing.

The taxi pulled up as Danny’s fingers were inching further and further up Amanda’s skirt. They were both locked in a passionate kiss as they were flung off their seats onto the floor.

“That will be ten pound and ninety three pence.” The taxi driver said smiling. Amanda handed him a twenty pound note and made her way out of the taxi. Danny followed her quickly and they both started running towards Amanda’s house. Amanda searched her bag for her keys, when she found them she fumbled around the lock before quickly inserting the key and throwing the door open. She turned round and locked her arms around him again as they both fell back into the house, hitting the hard floor with a thud. Neither of them seemed to notice or care as they continued to kiss and move their hands into intimate places.

“Upstairs! My room!” Amanda panted.

She pushed Danny off her and jumped up, pulling him with her. She grabbed his hands and pulled him up the stairs along with her. Danny grinned as she pulled him into a room decorated with pink and fluffy things. So she must be a girly girl. Amanda jumped onto her bed backwards staring at Dave as she did so. Her blue eyes shone with excitement as Danny edged closer and closer. Finally he was on the bed tearing her clothes off as she attacked his.

“I should do this more often.” Danny exclaimed as they both disappeared under the duvet.

Danny cancelled the in coming call on his mobile and got out of the taxi. He ran a shaking hand through his hair and made his way to the hotel entrance. He expected Megan to be stood there ready to murder him. But the lobby was empty except for a few tourist looking at maps. He made his way over to the lift and pressed the call button. He waited patiently for it to travel down to him. When it finally arrived he shuffled in and pressed the eleventh floor button. The doors shut and the lift started up. Danny bit his lip in anticipation and tried to think of a viable excuse. Nothing came to his mind as the doors opened again and they long corridor came into view. Danny took a deep breath and stepped out. Surprisingly no one was waiting for him. He picked his pace up and walked towards the door with the number 606 on. He used his swipe card to open and stepped inside. He looked around the room and let out a large breath of relief before making his way to the bathroom. Maybe no one had noticed he wasn’t there! He reached his hand out towards the door handle of the bathroom door and smiled to himself… it quickly evaporated.

“Where have you been?” Danny almost choked on his own breath as the voice rang out through his head. He let go of the handle and slowly turned around. Megan was stood there with her arms folded and an angry look on her face.

“Nowhere.” Danny replied chewing on his bottom lip.

“Answer me!” Megan said calmly.

“I got a little drunk last night…” Danny started.

“So?” Megan cut in.

“So… I ended up going back to a girls house.” Danny said shrugging.

“You went to a girls house?” For a moment Megan’s voice sounded cracked and upset. Danny misunderstood it for shock.

“Yes. It’s not that hard to believe.” He shot back at her.

“Why did you do that?” Megan asked angrily. She dropped her arms to her sides and stormed over to him. Danny stepped back against the door, scared for his life. Megan paused in front of him and raised her eyebrows.

“It was an accident… I just wanted to get laid!” Danny exclaimed as he cowered.

“What?” Megan asked looking confused, but still angry. Danny realised what he had just said… his eyes glanced from side to side as he tried to think of a reasonable excuse. Nothing popped into his head, it was true. He had wanted to get laid.

“Nothing.” He mumbled. Danny looked down at his feet in shame. He wished the door behind him would let him pass through un-noticed. A few seconds passed before he heard a loud snort. He looked up to see Megan shaking her head and laughing quietly.

“I’ve had some pretty lame excuses off you guys… but Dan that was the best!” Megan smiled. Danny broke out into a grin… if he went along with her lead he might not be in trouble. But what did happen next he didn’t expect… it was something he would have expected least.

Megan’s eyes turned soft and her smiled faded slowly. She looked at Danny with a look of care as she leaned closer to him and kissed him gently. Danny looked at her half scared, half shocked. Megan blushed then turned and walked away from him.

The night was almost at an end, everything had gone well. Although a sombre mood had taken over three of the boys they all performed with their usual energy and charisma. Now it was the time where they usually all went out and partied hard. Except for some reason only two of them were willing to go out. Chris was excited about last night’s good luck, and Steve decided he wanted someone to be with him this night. Dave decided he was too ill to go out, although he had played no differently that night then any other night, except maybe the fact that he had jumped into the crowd three times during the show. Danny decided he didn’t want to get into any more trouble and staying in would be best for him. Whereas James had decided that staying in was his excuse… he was really going for a walk.

James picked up his speed as the wind whipped across his face making his hair messy. He put his hands into his jean pockets and looked around the scenery. Building, roads, cars, people… all the normal stuff. Except something seemed to be going on at the end of an ally that he had just glanced down. His nosy self took a step back and looked down again. He saw a girl and a boy arguing over something. He was about to carry on going when he realised he recognised the girl, and she didn’t look happy.

“Kay?” James called down the ally. The girls head spun around and looked straight at him, she didn’t seem to recognise him and turned back. James wanted to know what was wrong… and thought he might be able to help, so he walked down to her.

“Look I don’t care how much you want it, I haven’t got it!” Kay exclaimed to the guy stood in front of her.

“Look, I’ve let you off too many times before. Either you give it me or I deal with this a different way.” The guy replied.

“Hi Kay are you ok?” James said as he reached her. Both of the people before him turned to look at him. The guy with a look of disgust, Kay with a look of relief.

“James, what are you doing here?” Kay asked sounding happy to see him.

“I was just going for a walk and I spotted you.” James replied smiling.

“Kay we’re not finished here.” The guy said grabbing her arm.

“Get your hands off me.” Kay exclaimed pulling at her arm, the guy wouldn’t let go. James looked at Kay who was pleading with her eyes for some help… maybe he shouldn’t have walked down here.

“Get off her.” James mumbled.

“What?” The guy said turning his attention onto James.

“Get off her.” James replied more clearly.

“Or what?” The guy said laughing.

“Or I’ll tear you’re fucking face off!” Kay exclaimed kicking him in his balls. The guy let go of her and bent over. Kay took one glance at him then grabbed James and began to run. James felt himself being pulled and ran with her. They stopped when they came to a part of the town James hadn’t seen before.

“What was that all about?” James asked.

“Nothing. You shouldn’t have got involved.” Kay said trying to catch her breath.

“Sorry! I saw you and wondered if you wanted to come and watch porn with me.” James smirked.

“Well I’m available if the offers still there.” Kay grinned.

“Of course.”

“How many have you got?” Kay exclaimed as James brought out Dave’s secret stash.

“They are definitely not mine.” James laughed as he put them in front of Kay. “Pick one.”

“Hmm this is hard… do we watch naughty schoolgirls in ‘Detention sucks.’ or do we watch horny lesbians in ‘International friendships go hot.’?” Kay said picking the first two DVDs up.

“I suggest the second one… lesbians are my fantasy.” James replied.

“I never thought I’d hear someone like you say that.” Kay laughed.

“Why not?” James asked grinning.

“You’re too innocent looking… I’ve seen you on interviews and stiff: you blush when people mention girls.” Kay smiled. James blushed and started to put the DVD on. The sound of a girl through her orgasm screeched into their ears loud, making them both laugh.

“Dave must have been watching this last.” James grinned as he turned the sound down.

“You know I used to think watching porn was fun… but sitting here with you isn’t making it fun.” Kay stated as James sat next to her on the double bed.

“Why not?” James asked confused.

“I’d rather be acting out some of the things you see in these films.” Kay smirked.

“Well I’m afraid I can’t help you there… I’m not a girl, nowhere close to a lesbian.” James laughed. Kay poked him playfully and grinned at him. James looked at her and smiled. She was really hot and sitting on his bed… what could he do?

“Wanna have sex?” James blurted out. Kay looked at him with a surprised expression while James blushed and kicked himself mentally.

“James Elliot Bourne!” She exclaimed.

“Sorry I didn’t mean that.” James said trying to cover up with a smile.

“Congratulations.” Kay laughed. She reached over to him and kissed his lips passionately. When she pulled away James was left there with a tent in his pants and a flushed face.

“Wow.” Was all he could manage. Kay grinned and moved herself so she was straddling him and pushing him on his back. James grinned as she ran her hands through his hair and began to unbutton his pale blue shirt. When she had it all undone she peeled it off him and pulled at the white t-shirt he had on underneath to reveal his naked chest. James grabbed her hips and moved them both further up the bed as Kay began to peel her baggy t-shirt off. James watched in awe as she revealed her pale frame. She had a black lacy bra on, which was un expected due to the clothes she was wearing above them. She lifted her pelvic area off him a few inches and began to take her baggy jeans off showing her matching French knickers. James poked his thumbs inside them and began to play around.

“You won’t be needing these.” Kay grinned as she took his pants off. James smiled and grabbed her shoulders. He pulled her around so she was on the bed and he quickly straddled her. Kay licked her lips in a hungry way as she ripped his boxers off and removed the rest of her own underwear. James moved his legs in between hers and pushed her legs further apart while stroking her thighs. Kay breathed out loudly and took a deep breath as James forced himself into her. Kay’s hands scratched their way down his back leaving long lines of dotted blood. James didn’t feel the pain as he concentrated on keeping his fast rhythm up. He slammed into Kay harder and harder. He hadn’t been like this with anyone, ever. He felt tension growing inside of him that he was able to subside by thrusting himself towards a moaning Kay. Her head was back, eyes rolling as she felt the pain she craved. It was weird that he was going so hard at her and yet she enjoyed it more than any other sexual experience she had experienced.

“Fuck!” She managed to moan as she felt the first of a string of orgasms.

“How about that one?” Steve said nodding in the direction of a tall blonde with a red dress on.

“Definitely a thong.” Chris grinned. Both boys started laughing and took big swigs of their drinks.

“Aha! What about that one?” Steve exclaimed while pointing at a tall guy walking around in tight jeans and a pink top.

“G-string!” Both of them started laughing hard.

It had been a long night out and after quite a few drinks they had started to amuse themselves by guessing what underwear certain people had on. Surprisingly even though they hadn’t got much action the night had been fun. As the club announced the last song Chris and Steve decided it was time to go back to the hotel. They were both heavily drunk and stumbling about the place as they entered the hotel. Laughing and joking they made their way up to Chris and Danny’s room. Both of them dived in ready to wake Danny up, but he wasn’t there.

“Where has he gone?” Steve asked jumping on to his bed anyway.

“Maybe he died.” Chris replied making them both giggle as he got next to Steve on the bed.

“That’s not nice!” Steve said punching Chris gently. Chris grinned and punched him back harder… making him fall off the bed.

“Ow!” He exclaimed popping his head back up.

“Are you ok?” Chris managed to get out while trying not wet himself laughing. Steve got back on to the bed and but on a hurt face.

“I think I’m dying now.” He said rubbing his head better. Chris bit his lip to stop him from laughing again but it didn’t work and soon his lip was bleeding while he and Steve were laughing once more.

“I can taste blood!” Chris exclaimed licking his lips. Steve looked at his lip and leaned forward to lick it.

“Me too!” He grinned. Chris stared at him in disbelief then leaned forward and kissed him hard. He expected Steve to pull away but in response he felt his tongue enter his own mouth and play around. Now he MUST be gay! Steve’s arms wrapped around his neck and pulled him closer to him making their bodies touch. His hands roamed around the back of his head ruffling up his hair and feeling the gel he used to stick it up. Chris moved his own hands towards Steve’s pants. He had dreamt about this type of stuff so often he knew exactly what to do.

Dave sat in his room staring at the peachy walls before him. The lights were out, the TV was off, the room was silent and dark. All that could be heard was the occasional grunt coming from him as he worked himself up. Something was seriously wrong with him. He hadn’t been able to take his mind off one particular girl since he had met her. This wasn’t him. Normally he could fuck a few girls each night and still crave more… now he couldn’t even touch another girl without wanting to be sick. There was only one thing he thought could help him… seeing her again. He suddenly bolted up from the chair he had been sitting in for the past four hours. He reached into his pockets pulling the contents out and checking them. None of them were her number. After feeling defeated he realised that the pants he had on were not the ones he was wearing when he met her. He ran to where he had left his other pants and quickly searched the pockets. Finally he found her number. Instead of dialling it immediately he stared at the piece of paper in front of him. He slowly pulled his mobile out and dialled the number in. Biting his lip he put it to his ear and listened to it ring.

“Hello?” He heard on the other side after a couple of seconds ringing.

“Hey.” He managed to say quietly.

“Can I help you?” Her voice said clearly.

“It’s Dave.” He said itching the back of his head.

“Dave who?” She asked. Dave relaxed a little…

“Dave from Son of Dork… we met the other day.” Dave said hoping she remembered him.

“Oh the rampant welsh…” She said laughing a little.

“Yeah that’s me. So I was wondering if you wanted to meet up.” Dave said getting nervous again. Why was he nervous? Girls would kill to hear those words directed at them.

“Sure… you do owe me some pleasure.” Dave smiled at her comment and continued to make plans to meet her later on. After the conversation had finished he decided to get changed into something that didn’t smell faintly of show sweat. He pulled out a black t-shirt and a fresh pair of his tight jeans and began to put them on hurriedly.

When he was ready he checked the time and decided it was time to make his way to the hotel lobby where he would wait for Sarah. He felt like it took him days to get down there and when he did he had to wait a few more years before she eventually arrived. Dave first noticed her when a tall girl with a matching hat and scarf walked in smiling to herself. He would have recognised her even if her hat was a balaclava. She just had this presence that made him stare. He stood up slowly and watched as her eyes scanned the room before recognising him and heading over. He decided to meet her half way and started in her direction. When they met he felt his heart begin to beat at a speed he was sure would lead him to an early grave.

“Hey there stud.” Sara grinned. Dave felt his legs shake as she reached out to pull him into a hug. He hugged her back and took in her girly scent.

“Hi.” He managed to get out. He grabbed her hand and started to lead her back to his room. Hopefully Steve wouldn’t be back too early.

Dave shut the door behind him and leant against it as he watched Sarah looking around the room. She dropped her bag to the floor and picked up the room service menu.

“Wow you can order Caviar?” She exclaimed.

“Yeah but I don’t think I would.” Dave replied moving over to his bed and sitting on it. He had his hands resting on his lap, twiddling his thumbs carelessly. His eyes wandered everywhere except towards Sarah. He wanted to scream he was so frustrated with himself, why was he shy in front of a girl?

“Umm ok… so what do you want to do? I’ve already examined your room and I’m bored now.” Sarah said sitting next to him and staring at his face. He felt her eyes boring into him and he started to flush rapidly.

“I don’t know.” He said looking away from her. Sarah chuckled to herself and pulled his head back round to face her.

“We both know why I came here… don’t go all shy on me now.” She grinned. Dave grinned too. She was right. All he had to do was get it over with and then she could go and he could live the rest of his life the way he wanted to.

“Well…” Dave started but was soon cut off by Sarah lunging at his lips and kissing them as rough she could manage.

Dave took this as his chance to wrap his arms around her and explore her body. He kissed her back and slipped his tongue inside her mouth as his hands travelled down her back to the bottom of her t-shirt. He pulled it up and moved his mouth from hers as he pulled it over the top of her head. He pulled his own top off as he moved himself onto the bed properly. Sarah stood up and began to take the rest of her clothes off while Dave did it lying down. When they were both ready Sara climbed on top of him and started kissing him again. For a moment Dave was slightly confused. He had always been the one on top, always the one doing the pleasing but Sarah kept resisting him trying to turn her around. She was in total control of the situation. Dave was liking her kinky attitude as she kissed down his neck, chest, stomach and eventually came to the destination he had been anticipating.

Danny marched back and forth outside of Megan’s hotel room dithering about what to say. He had rehearsed so many different lines in his head but none of them were the way he wanted her to hear his feelings. He stepped up to the door like he had a dozen times that night and held up his fist in a knocking motion. As he brought it closer to the door he froze. He looked down and mentally kicked himself before looking back up and throwing his fist at the door. The door opened immediately to reveal an anxious looking Megan.

“Finally.” She muttered before grabbing him by the collar and dragging him inside. Danny hadn’t expected her to be so violent again. He was hoping she would be gentle.

“Megan we need to talk.” Danny said as soon as he was free of Megan’s grasp.

“No shit.” She replied pushing him down on the bed.

“What’s up with you?” Danny asked trying to hide his discomfort.

“I’ve made a complete fool of myself!” Megan shouted.

“I don’t want to talk to you when you’re like this.” Danny said standing up and trying to make his way to the door.

“You’re not going anywhere until you tell me what is wrong with me!” Megan said moving so she blocked the door.

“Nothing is wrong with you Megan.” Danny said trying to move her.

“Then why don’t you like me?” She asked pushing him backwards.

“I do!” Danny said putting his hands up to block any more violence coming his way.

“Yeah right.” Megan said calming down and turning away from him. Danny saw this as his only chance to escape. He inched closer to the door but just as he reached he froze again. He had come here for a purpose and it was time he was brave. He turned to face Megan and walked up to her. She was facing away from him and didn’t know he was right behind her. He put his hand onto her shoulder gently and spun her around. Megan looked at him with surprise as he shut his own eyes and moved his lips over hers. He kissed her softly and wrapped his arm around her waist, pulling her closer. Even though Megan was surprised she kissed him back and smiled as they pulled apart. Danny looked down at her with anticipation and bit his lower lip.

“Maybe you weren’t lying then.” Megan said grinning.

“So… what now?” Danny asked.

James woke up as short bursts of light shot through the curtains that were swaying as the wind came through the slightly ajar window. He squinted his eyes slightly as he sat up and looked around the hotel room. After rubbing his eyes he glanced at the travel alarm clock he had set up next to the bed. Twelve forty-five. He jumped out of his bed and stood wondering what to do. Why hadn’t Megan appeared to wake him up and make sure he was packing? Stumbling about he pulled some old clothes on and began to shove what was left into a suitcase. Half way through packing he realised he had just thrown some female underwear on top of his own clothes. Picking them back out he remembered last night. As if expecting Kay to appear, he looked back at the bed. A small smile spread across his lips as he heard a knocking on his door. He turned around just as the door opened and a tired looking Megan walked in.

“Thank god you are up!” She exclaimed looking at the half packed suitcase.

“Where have you been?” James asked dropping the underwear and trying to push it under the bed with his foot.

“I woke up late. You better get a move on… we’re leaving in an hour.” Megan replied. Her eyes glanced at the underwear and she grinned as she left the room. James blushed and rolled his eyes. He quickly began to pack again. After packing all of his clothes he sat on hi suitcase and managed to zip it shut. Using all of his strength he managed to pick it up and manoeuvre it towards the door. He turned back to make sure nothing was left and noticed a yellow card next to one of his sic puppy hats. He shuffled over and placed the hat on his head while picking the card up.

Hey James.

Just thought I’d leave you a note in case you fancy meeting up again. I’m going to be in Manchester around the same time as you guys as I actually live in Salford. Give me a ring, maybe we can hook up.

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Kay x

James grinned and pocketed the card. He walked back to his suitcase and started towards the lobby.

***

“Is everyone here?” Megan asked as James arrived downstairs and collapsed into a chair where the other boys were. Dave was sat in between Steve and Chris with a big grin on his face, whereas Steve and Chris both looked uncomfortable and in need of some cheering up. Danny was sat on another single chair also smiling… had he got laid again last night?

“Everyone’s here.” Danny said. Megan nodded and started off towards the large double doors that would lead back onto the street. James sighed as he stood up again and dragged his suitcase after her, along with the other guys.

Instead of piling into the people carrier they all made their way to the tour bus that would take them to their next destination. Manchester.

“Ok everyone… we’re here.” Megan called from the front of the tour bus. The boys got up and started to walk towards the exit. They walked off the bus to see a crowd of fans waiting for them. Pushing their way through the crowd and occasionally signing things they made their way into the new hotel. Their luggage was carried in by the roadies.

“Ok guys. James you’re sharing with Dave. Chris you’re sharing with Steve and Danny you get a room to yourself this time.” Megan said handing keys out.

“What’s happening tonight?” Chris asked.

“You can do whatever you want. Just make sure you’re all up before dinner time tomorrow for the sound check.” Megan answered walking off. Chris grinned and picked up his suitcase as he made his way to the lift.

***

Steve sat on the edge of his double bed with his fingers tapping his leg. He stared straight ahead of him as he began to sweat and shake slightly. Chris was in the bathroom having a shower. Steve was left to mull over the happenings of last night. He never thought that kissing a guy would be something he would actually have enjoyed. The thought of what he did with Chris last night made him want to heave. But he couldn’t. He was too scared of how it would effect the band. Chris seemed to have enjoyed what went on last night, even planning it again for tonight. Every time he had got the chance he would walk past Steve and gently pat him on the bum or wink.

Steve leant forward and put his face into his hands. Holding back tears he tried to think of a good excuse he could use to stay in someone else’s room. Nothing sprung to mind as he heard the shower switch off. He looked up immediately and tried to think of something to do. Standing up he switched the telly on and started flicking through the channels. He heard the bathroom door open and could see Chris walking in out of the corner of his eye. He started to blink quickly as he tried his hardest not to look his way. Chris neared him and finally Steve glanced in his direction. His eyes widened and the blood rushed to his face as he realised Chris had no clothes on and was heading his way.

“I can’t remember where I put my mobile.” Steve exclaimed nervously as he stood up and began to look around. He purposely made sure he was heading away from Chris.

“What do you need for?” Chris asked as he caught up with Steve. He wrapped his arms around Steve’s waist and hugged him from behind.

“Seeing who’s going out tonight.” Steve mumbled as he held back the vomit in his throat.

“I was thinking we could stay in… just you and me.” Chris said kissing Steve’s neck gently.

“Chris I… I’m not… I…”

“What baby?” Chris asked. Steve gulped as he tried to think of a good way to tell Chris he wasn’t gay.

“I really need a crap.” He said pushing Chris off him and running towards the bathroom.

“More like a wank…” Chris laughed to himself.

Dave lay back on his bed, arms folded behind his head with a big grin formed on his lips. He watched as James shuffled through his suitcase looking for a clean pair of jeans.

“What are you grinning at?” James asked as he finally found a satisfying pair.

“I’m just happy.” Dave replied still grinning.

“Because you get to share a room with me?” James asked smiling.

“Oh yeah James it’s made my day.” Dave said as his grin finally disappearing.

“Well unlucky for you I’m not going to be here tonight.” James said pulling out a blue t-shirt.

“Why is that?” Dave asked pretending to be interested.

“Got a hot date.” James said. He couldn’t help but grin as Dave started laughing.

“Lucky girl.” Dave said sitting up. “Why don’t we make her even happier and take me along?”

“I’m sure I’m good enough.” James said throwing the t-shirt back into his suitcase and pulling a red t-shirt out. He sniffed the collar and shrugged before deciding that was the top he would wear.

“I doubt that seriously… you didn’t see the face of my latest bang as she left me last night.” Dave said shutting his eyes and re-living the moment in his head.

“The best point of the night was her leaving?” James asked grinning.

“No!” Dave snapped as he opened his eyes and gave James a dirty look.

“Adios Amigos it’s shower time.” James said as he walked into the bathroom. He shut and locked the door behind him and turned the shower on. After quickly stripping from his smelly clothes he climbed into the shower and stood beneath the cascading water. He adjusted the temperature so that the water was steamy and making him feel flushed. After standing still for five minutes he finally decided to shampoo his hair. Picking up the free shampoo bottle he poured a dollop onto his hand and then applied to his hair. He moved his hands about and massaged the shampoo into his hair. He had to look shit hot for his date.

Danny ran a gel covered hand through his hair and tried to mould it into a nice style. When he had perfected it he rinsed his hand of the sticky substance and walked out of the bathroom. He looked down at his outfit and grinned to himself. A nice black shirt with a pair of dark jeans, he felt as good as he looked. He picked up his can of lynx and sprayed himself. As he put it back down he started coughing slightly as he choked on the amount he had used. His eyes watered slightly and he made his way out of the hotel room feeling slightly less cooler than he had minutes before. He shut the door behind him and glanced left and right before heading towards the lift.

Five minutes later and Danny was standing outside of Megan’s door with a cheesy grin on his face. He knocked on gently and waited for her to open the door to him. He didn’t have to wait long as the door opened almost immediately and Megan grabbed him by the collar and pulled him inside. Danny fell through the door in shock and almost screamed as he was thrown against the door that shut behind him. Megan pushed herself against him and crushed her lips on to his. After a rough five minutes of swapping spit Megan pulled away from Danny.

“Wow.” Danny let out of his swollen lips. Megan blushed as she turned away and walked out of the room and onto the balcony. Danny took a minute to catch his breath then followed her. Megan was leaning against the railing staring down at the nightlife below. There was a slight chill in the air and Danny decided to wrap his arms around Megan’s waist to keep her warm.

“What do you want to do tonight?” Megan turning her head to face him slightly.

“Whatever you want to do.” Danny replied leaning his chin on her head.

“We can stay in and watch a movie if you like…” Megan suggested.

“Sounds like a plan to me.” Danny said unwrapping himself from Megan and walking back into the room. Megan followed him inside and they both go comfy on the double bed after switching the telly on. Megan started flicking through the movie channels as they tried to decide on one to watch.

“These are all crap.” Megan stated after flicking through all the channels.

“Well I know someth…”

“Megan! Are you in there?” Came the voice of someone outside of Megan’s door.

“Who is it?” Megan shouted as she got up slightly.

“It’s James… I need to ask you something.” James shouted from the other side.

“Ok hold on!” Megan shouted. She pushed Danny off her bed and dragged him in to the bathroom.

“What are you doing?” Danny asked as he was shoved into the shower.

“Stay there!” She exclaimed.

Steve stood up from sitting on the toilet and started pacing up and down. He bit his bottom lip and tried to think of an escape from Chris. He’d been in the bathroom for thirty five minutes and Chris had knocked on six times already. Ignoring him each time Steve had started to feel ill. He loved being in Son of Dork and didn’t want to do anything that could jeopardise his place in the band. If Chris was gay he didn’t care, but he couldn’t go on being his turkey! He was male! It was wrong to be stuffed the way he was getting it!

“Think Steve!” He exclaimed throwing his hands up in desperation. He froze as he heard movement outside of the door.

“Think about what?” Chris asked from the other side sounding worried.

“Nothing!” Steve shouted angrily. He swore to himself as he realised he had spoken which he had been trying to refrain from.

“What’s up with you? Why don’t you come out? Do I have to go and get Megan?” Chris asked. Steve sighed and sat back down on the toilet.

“No. I’m just a bit constipated.” He said.

“Well why have you been ignoring me?” Chris said trying to open the door again.

“It’s embarrassing…” Steve smirked to himself.

“Aww baby… do you want a hug?” Chris asked making Steve stop smiling.

“Fuck no!” He whispered as he stood back up again. He walked over to the window and considered jumping out when he heard a knocking on the door in the bedroom. He jumped next to the bathroom door and listened hard.

“Oh hey Dave.” He heard Chris say.

“Hello. Do you and Steve want to come out tonight? I’m bored shitless!” He heard Dave exclaim. Steve fumbled with the lock quickly and dived out of the bathroom.

“I will!” He said avoiding Chris’ gaze.

“I thought you had a stomach ache.” Chris said as Dave walked in grinning.

“No I had that crap and it went.” Steve grinned picking up a black t-shirt. “What about this eh?”

“No you’ll have to smarten up a bit… the clubs here are hard to get in.” Dave said pointing out that he had a tight baby blue shirt on with a white tie. Steve shrugged and picked up a black shirt.

“I think I’ll go for the Billie Joe look tonight then.” He said heading into the bathroom to change. He would normally do it in front of them, but Chris made him feel uncomfortable. Before he walked in he turned around to look at Chris. Chris looked upset he was staring at the floor and shuffling his feet a lot. Steve hit his head off the wall as he knew what he had to do to be a nice person.

“You’re definitely going Chris?” He said putting a fake smile on. Chris looked up and grinned.

“Yeah!” He exclaimed.

James waited patiently for Megan to open her door. She opened it looking a little flustered and smiled at him.

“What do you need James?” She asked leaning in the door frame.

“Well I’m going on a date, right and I want to do it properly… what flowers should I take?” He asked.

“Is that all you want?” Megan asked in disbelief.

“Yeah…” James said blushing.

“Roses.” She answered going to shut the door. James put his hand in the way and held it open.

“Wait… isn’t that a little cheesy. I want to be original.” He said.

“Well…pink carnations are sweet.” Megan said glancing at him then back to where he could hear the bathroom door opening.

“What was that?” James asked.

“Nothing! I have to go!” Megan exclaimed slamming the door shut in his face. James rolled his eyes and started off.

***

James knocked on the door before him and waited anxiously for Kay to answer. He had the flowers in one hand and the directions to her house in the other. He heard movement from behind the door and watched as it swung open. Kay stood there grinning looking hot in a vintage pink Mary Quant dress, fishnet tights and black doc martins. James dropped his jaw as he stared at her then started licking his lips forgetting she was stood right in front of him.

“James you’re freaking me out.” Kay grinned pulling him inside. James blushed and shoved the flowers in Kay’s direction. Kay took them off him and giggled as she took the scent in.

“Do you like them?” James asked smiling to himself.

“Well I’m not really into flowers… but it’s a nice gesture.” Kay replied as she put them on the side and led James into the living room.

“So what have you got planned for tonight then?” James asked as he walked into the room.

“Well I was going to cook… but I’m not that good. So I thought we could get take out… then I could show you my bedroom.” Kay grinned.

“Sounds like fun.” James grinned.

Chris, Steve and Dave walked into the booming club ‘5^th Ave’ and peered round the crowded room. The Manchester accent of Ian Brown was booming into everyone’s ears as the DJ played The Stone Roses. Bodies were rubbing against each other in a sweaty but sexy movement that made Dave almost scream in excitement.

“I wanna go dance!” He exclaimed skipping forward. Steve and Chris watched him skip off into the sea of people and walked over to the bar.

“I’ll get these.” Steve said, still feeling guilty about coming out.

“I’ll just have a beer.” Chris said looking a little glum.

“What’s up?” Steve asked handing him the drink after he had got them.

“Nothing, I’m just not really in the mood to be out again.” He replied shrugging casually.

“But it’s Manchester! You love it here! You were born here!” Steve exclaimed. Chris shrugged again and took a big gulp of his drink.

“I guess I’m too tired to party… I might go back.” He said after a silence had formed between them.

“No please don’t Chris!” Steve pleaded. He didn’t really want to have gay sex with Chris again… but he loved this band too much to jeopardise his place in it. James would pick Chris over him straight away… so he’d have to go along with Chris’ wants a little longer… and he would not be doing that sober.

“Do you really want me to stay? You’ve seemed a little distant since last night.” Chris said staring into the bottom of his glass.

“I do want you to stay out Chris… or I’d be pushing you out the door and joining Dave.” Steve said secretly wishing Chris would turn around and start begging for forgiveness and explaining why he had done something so wrong.

“Well why don’t we go and join him.” Chris grinned grabbing Steve’s hand.

Steve placed his empty glass on the bar with a swift movement as he was pulled into the crowd of people. Chris pushed him towards the middle then started dancing with all the people. Steve didn’t feel as if he was dancing with Chris, luckily. There were girls and boys dancing around him, all pressing their bodies into him. He could feel the sweat beads begin to form on his brow and he grinned as a particularly good looking girl grinded her hips into his. Looking up he spotted Chris shooting the girl an evil glare and he hastily removed his hips from hers. Chris moved himself closer to Steve and occasionally swept his body against Steve’s. Nobody probably would have noticed, but the touch sent a strange feeling through both guys. One felt tiny shivers of ecstasy while the other tried not to freeze and run away.

After about half an hour of non stop dancing Steve glanced around and spotted Dave dancing with another girl. She was leaning on him more than she was dancing and looked as if she was about to pass out. Steve stopped dancing and took the time to take a better look. The girls face was all pasty and her hair was glued to her face with sweat. He looked up at Dave who was still jumping around as if it was a good dance move… instead of his normal complexion he also looked pasty and had his hair stuck to him.

“What’s going on with Dave?” Steve asked nodding in his direction. Chris who had stopped dancing to see what was wrong with Steve turned around and stared at Dave.

“He doesn’t look too well.” He replied. Both guys pushed their way through the crowd until they came to the edge where Dave was.

“You ok mate?” Steve asked patting Dave on the shoulder.

“Fuck off!” Dave exclaimed loudly.

“What?” Chris asked in surprised. Dave turned around and tried his best to make his eyes focus. He recognised the voices, but his eyes were too blurry and distant for him to see who was before him.

“Who is it?” He asked reaching his hand out to touch them. Chris and Steve backed off as Dave let go of the girl and she collapsed to the floor.

“Shit.” Steve exclaimed as she began to throw up. Chris looked around as people began to notice her and pushed Dave off in the opposite direction. Steve followed them quickly outside of the club.

“Dave what have you taken?” Chris shouted slamming him against a wall.

“Lemonade.” Dave giggled still trying to figure out who was stood in front of him.

James giggled to himself as he stumbled into his hotel room. He tripped up over a pair of trainers and fell to his knees making him start to cry with laughter. He fell back on to the floor and turned over on to his back. He looked up at the ceiling and stopped laughing. He had just spent his night fucking the brains out of Kay while indulging in a heavy amount of alcohol. He would pay tomorrow. James was pulled out of his random thoughts as the hotel door opened again, this time Dave stumbled in with Chris and Steve behind him.

“Watch out!” Steve said trying to stop Dave falling on to James, but Dave didn’t take any notice and ended up on top of James. Dave’s face appeared on top of James’ and they both began to giggle.

“Get up.” Chris said grabbing Dave by the collar and heaving him up. Steve helped James as he stopped giggling and noticed Dave was a little different.

“What’s going on here then?” He asked looking from Chris, who was putting Dave on the bed, to Steve who was stood with an anxious look in the doorway.

“Dave’s taken something.” Chris replied.

“What?” James asked confused as he felt himself sobering up quite quickly.

“He’s been pilling it.” Steve said as Dave collapsed back on the bed.

“No I haven’t.” He said through gritted teeth.

“Yes you have.” Chris argued back.

“If I say I fucking haven’t then I mean it!” Dave shouted getting back up again. James and Steve cowered back as Chris pushed him down. James hadn’t really been around anyone on drugs but he didn’t like the look of Dave… he was ruining a perfectly good night.

“I don’t think we should leave James alone with him.” Chris said walking over to Steve and James. Steve had to bite his lip in order to keep his smile to himself. He felt guilty that he was happy Dave was acting stupid, because it meant he wouldn’t be with Chris.

“What are we going to do then?” James asked taking a peak at Dave who was trying to shake his shoes off.

“Well I’ll stay with him… I can deal with him.” Chris said looking glum at the thought. Steve’s eyes widened and he swallowed back a cry of joy he wanted to release. Instead he nodded and looked at the floor. James didn’t need to be told twice. He smiled at Chris and grabbed himself some necessities before heading out of the door. Steve began to follow him but was pulled back by Chris.

“What is it?” Steve asked. Chris turned around to see what Dave was doing. He had now stripped down to his underwear and was walking dangerously close to the doors that led to the balcony. He looked back to Steve quickly and kissed him. Steve was hesitant to kiss back but Chris mistook it for fear that Dave would see. He pulled away from him and grinned.

“Night.” He whispered before pushing him out the door and shutting it. He turned around and spotted Dave making his way out onto the balcony. He quickly made his way after him and pulled him around.

“Fuck off!” Dave exclaimed clenching his fist and looking at Chris with venom.

“Even think about swinging that fist my way and I’ll push you off here quicker then you can say E!” Chris said sternly making Dave roll his eyes and unclench his fist. Pushing him back inside he shut the door and locked it. Dave skipped over to the bed and rolled on to it. Chris watched him collapse and seconds later heard him snoring. He walked over to him and stared down into his face… wondering what it would take to wake him up and if he would remember it the next day.

Steve woke up to the sound of James strumming on an acoustic guitar. Sitting up in his bed he looked to where James was in his own world. Yawning out loud and rubbing his sleepy eyes Steve climbed out of the bed and stretched. James stopped playing as he noticed Steve awake.

“Do you think Dave is ok?” He asked straight away. Steve gave him a confused look then suddenly remembered the night before.

“I don’t know… should we go check on him before Megan does her rounds?” Steve asked pulling a hoody on over his naked chest.

“Yeah that’s a-” James started but was interrupted as the door to the hotel was swung open. Both boys looked to door as a brown haired girl walked in pushing a Hoover. She didn’t look towards where the boys were stood and started humming along to her I-pod. She was wearing a traditional French maids outfit which was the uniform in this fancy hotel. Steve and James were both staring at her in awe as she bent over revealing some thigh.

“Do you think we should let her know we’re here?” Steve whispered.

“That might help…” James replied. He stood up and placed his guitar on the floor. Strolling over to the girl he grinned at Steve before tapping her on the shoulder. The girl spun around screaming and dropping the Hoover.

“Oh my gosh!!” She exclaimed looking at him and then Steve.

“You ok?” James asked crossing his arms and smiling at her.

“I am so sorry! I’m new here… room 67 isn’t supposed to be occupied! I’m sure!” She said quickly going a deep red.

“This is room 66.” Steve replied laughing.

“Oh fuck! Shit I swore in front of you. Crap! Oh my gosh!” The girl started panicking and flapping her hands about.

“Woah calm down… swearing isn’t that bad.” James said giving her a funny look while Steve just smiled at her dorkiness.

“No but it’s the policy… no swearing, no smoking no blah blah.” The girl said relaxing a little.

“Well maybe you should look at which hotel room you walk into then.” James replied. The girl blushed and looked down at her feet.

“I will do, I’m sorry.” She mumbled picking the Hoover up again.

“Hey what’s your name?” Steve asked moving himself from his spot behind the bed so he was closer to her.

“Umm Georgia. You don’t have to say my name, they’d know it’s me.” She said as her eyes began to water.

“No I’m not going to grass on you… I just wanted to put a name to that beautiful face of yours.” Steve grinned.

“God Steve how cheesy can you get?” James exclaimed breaking out into laughter as Georgia blushed.

“Sorry… so you got a number?” Steve asked smiling.

Dave opened his eyes slowly and felt the bed move beneath him. He tried to prop himself up but his head felt so heavy it dropped straight away. He slowly shimmied himself to the edge of the bed and pulled and pushed until he fell off the edge.

“Jesus Dave you scared the shit out of me!” Chris exclaimed walking over to him. Dave tried to reply but could only mumble something incoherent. Chris raised his eyebrows as he made his way over to him. He hooked his hands underneath his arms and heaved at him until he was stood up. Dave’s head lolled forward and he shut his eyes again.

“Pain!” He exclaimed making Chris laugh.

“Shouldn’t be a naughty boy then.” He said pushing him onto the bed. Dave sat on the bed and put his hands to his head to keep it up right.

“I must have been hammered last night.” He said quietly.

“Hammered? Dave you were fucked! What did you take?” Chris asked sitting next to him.

“What do you mean what did I take?” Dave asked leaning his elbows on his thighs.

“You took something and don’t deny it!” Chris said standing back up and looking down his nose at Dave. He had to show his authority somehow.

“I can’t remember anything about last night.” Dave replied avoiding Chris’ gaze.

“That’s just as well.” Chris smirked to himself.

“What?” Dave asked looking up a bit.

“Nothing, I think we’re going to tell Megan about this.” Chris said trying to sound nice.

“Tell her about what? I didn’t do anything!” Dave complained.

“Yes you did! You jeopardized the bands reputation by pilling your head off and acting like a dick!” Chris shouted making Dave’s face scrunch up in agony.

“No need to shout!” Dave answered back balling his hands into fists and pushing himself up from the bed. He started to walk then stopped.

“What’s wrong with you?” Chris asked walking over to his suitcase and pulling a jacket out of it.

“I feel like I’ve just crapped a tree!” Dave exclaimed moving his hands to his bum and holding it tightly. Chris blushed slightly and turned away so Dave couldn’t see him.

“I wonder what drug it was you took last night?” Chris asked laughing slightly.

“Chris… you don’t think?” Dave asked sounding panicky.

“What?” Chris replied looking around at him.

“Maybe I took poppers and got bummed by a male fan!” He said looking close to tears at the thought.

“I don’t think so Dave… we spotted you with a girl, she was off her head too.” Chris tried to reassure Dave.

“Why does my hole feel stretched then?” Dave asked still feeling his arse.

“You probably did take a big crap last night, just calm down.” Chris said feeling his face flush again.

“Yeah you’re probably right, I had a curry for my tea.” Dave replied stumbling towards the bathroom.

“Close call.” Chris whispered to himself when Dave was out of sight.

That morning went by speedily as the boys went through sound checks and messed around backstage. After lunch they were told they could have an hour with the fans that had accumulated outside the venue. As usual Dave was the first out, however this time he was holding every one up by walking slowly as the agony penetrated through his bum. As he came to the first group of friends huddled behind a short metal fence he grinned but the grin soon disappeared as one of the rowdy crowd reached her hand out and spanked him hard. Instead of being rude Dave waved and backed away towards a quiet group of fans.

As he neared them he noticed they were all in a deep conversation and staring at the backside at one of them who had curly brown hair. He stopped in front of them and cleared his throat, getting the attention of the one who had a large split in her pants. She turned her bum away from him and gave him an angry look.

"We're kind of in the middle of something right now, do you think you could come back later?" She asked, surprising Dave.

"Anything I can help with?" Dave asked enjoying a challenge.

"Not unless you know how to stitch up jeans." She replied as one of her friends pushed her out of the way and shoved a piece of paper in front of Dave.

"Will you sign this for me?" She asked grinning. Dave smiled back as the curly haired one rolled her eyes, he took the paper and signed it quickly before turning his attention back to the first girl.

"So what's your name?" He asked tilting his head and trying to look seductive.

"Jade. Don't give me that look. I wasn't in a good mood to start with and then my pants split, you're just being annoying." She huffed. Dave's seductive face disappeared and he stared at her with a little fear. But he wouldn't give up. Not when she was one of those hot fans he liked to spend a quick five minutes with.

"Why don't you come inside with me and I'll find you something else to wear?" He asked thinking of her legs without the tight jeans she had.

"Really?"

"Yeah." Dave grinned reaching his hand towards her. She accepted it grinning and slipped over the fence.

"Adios losers!" She called to her friends who were all stood with bewildered looks on their faces.

"Here put this round your waist." Dave said handing her his hoody to hide the hole. Jade smiled at him nicely for the first time and followed him past the security guards and through the back entrance to the venue.

“So what type of pants are you going to find me?” Jade asked as she followed him into the dressing room.

“Well I only have male pants… but Steve buys his from topshop, so they should be ok.” Dave smiled. Jade grinned as he passed her some black jeans. Obviously they were bigger than her size but when she put them on they fitted as if she was wearing baggy jeans.

“It’s weird that I have a guys pair of pants on and they’re not that big.” Jade said moving her hips about and examining the way the pants covered her hips snugly.

“That’s Steve for you. Thinks he’s Billie Joe most of the time.” Dave smiled thinking of how he could get those pants back off her.

“So what now?” Jade asked fluttering her eye lashes innocently.

James made his way through fans signing things and posing for pictures. He was happily chatting along to one when out of the corner of his eye he could see a girl getting pushed around by bigger fans. Rolling his eyes and excusing himself he made his way over and cut in.

"What's going on here then?" He asked folding his arms and putting his stern look on. A tall girl with about fifty piercing on her face gave one last shove at a smaller girl with shiny black hair and grinned at him.

"James! Will you sign my shoe?" She exclaimed pushing a muddy black converse boot into his face.

"Not when you've been pushing my sister about." He said using his index finger to push it away. The girl with the piercing looked from the other girl to her friend to him as her jaw dropped.

"I told you she looked like him." The other friend said putting her hands on her hips and shaking her head like a pigeon.

"No you didn't!" The pierced girl replied shoving past the smaller girl and walking off towards Steve.

James leaned on the barrier and gave the other girl a smile. He couldn't help but think that if she really was his sister he would probably be interested in incest. He smiled to himself as she blushed slightly at the way he was staring at her. Her short black hair was falling about her face in a cute manner as a small tartan bow perched at the top of her head. She looked so young and innocent but still had some sex appeal that had started to make James lick his lips. She shifted her feet awkwardly and bit the inside of her cheek causing her mouth to look funny. James chuckled to himself and pulled his marker out of his pen.

"Want me to sign anything?" He asked hoping she would pull her black jacket off and shove her nipples in his face.

"Yeah that would be great!" She exclaimed stepping forward and pushing a Busted book towards him.

"So what was going on with them?" He asked nodding to where Steve was looking intimidated by the girls.

"Oh nothing..." The girl said clasping her hands together and swinging them back and forth.

"Come on, you can tell your brother." James winked handing her the book back.

"I really don't have a clue. Here's me stood around waiting so I can get my book signed for my friend and all of a sudden two monsters turn up pushing me about." She said moving her hands about to help her explain. James chuckled to himself. She wasn't even a fan!

"So what's your name then?" He asked putting the pen back in his pocket.

"Sara. Obviously I know your name, my friend is totally obsessed with you and Matt!" Sara said relaxing a little.

"Why isn't she here herself then?" James asked flicking his hair out of his face.

"She's been in hospital for the past couple of weeks. I thought I'd try and do something nice." Sara smiled. James was surprised at how innocent she really was turning out to be. He knew that he should tell her how much of a nice girl she was and turn around, walk away and laugh about this later with the guys. However her sparkly green eyes and button nose was drawing him in and he knew that if he didn't get to fuck this girl, he would probably end up sexless for the rest of his life.

"That's really sweet. Why don't you phone her and let me speak?" James suggested straightening up a little.

"Oh wow! Really that would be awesome!" Sara exclaimed getting excited.

"Do you have a mobile?" James said pressing his hands against his pockets searching for his own.

"Yeah I do, but... I don't have the hospital number." Sara said as tiny tears formed in the base of her eyes. James felt his heart crack a little and took her hand.

"Don't worry I have this super friend who will definitely know it." He smiled.

"Oh wow! That's just cool!" Sara grinned. James grabbed her hips and pulled her to the fence.

"Better come with me then."

"What are you wearing?" Steve asked feeling himself grow hard.

"Well I'm still in my work clothes, why?" Georgia asked.

"No reason." Steve practically moaned as his breathing picked up.

"Steve are you ok?" Georgia asked through the phone sounding confused.

"Fuck yeah!" Steve exclaimed as he hit his head on the wall in pleasure.

"Mmm ok then..." Georgia said sighing at the end of her sentence sending Steve crazy.

"Steve?" Steve snapped his eyes opened and watched as a smirking Chris walked over to him.

"Georgia got to go. Bye." He hung up his phone and pulled his hands out of his pants.

"Who was that?" Chris asked not smiling anymore. Steve put his phone away and used his hands to cover up his large boner.

"None of your business." Steve replied trying to sound nasty.

"What do you mean none of my business?" Chris asked sounding upset.

"Well if you get to bum Dave then I get to have phone sex if I want. Don't come near me Chris..." Steve said walking off secretly grinning.

Chris watched him walk off his fists shaking in fear. Steve knew he had bummed Dave? How? He bit his lip and walked after him. What if Dave knew? Surely Dave would go mad if he found out someone had entered his exit without permission... or maybe he'd like it and start to swing that way? Either way he had to ask Steve how he found out. He started running in Steve's direction and was happy when he finally spotted him heading down another ally and pulling his mobile back out.

"Steve" Chris called. Steve stomped his foot and turned around again.

"What do you want now?" He demanded.

"What do you mean bum Dave?" Chris said panting slightly.

"As in why else would his arse hole hurt and you go pink at the mention of it?" Steve replied nastily.

"You mean he didn't say anything to you?" Chris asked sounding slightly happier.

"Nope not a word." Steve said sounding somewhat nicer.

"That means he still doesn't know! Yes!" Chris cheered punching the air.

"Doesn't know?" Steve asked looking at Chris as if he was crazy.

"What... umm yeah he does know. Just... I... he... you... we... I... no!" Chris started to sweat and felt his heart quicken... Steve was going to see through him straight away.

"Chris you sick fuck!" Steve exclaimed stepping back.

James walked into the dressing room where a glum looking Dave was sat down and Danny was stood gazing at his reflection in the mirror. His head was low as he stared at his feet and felt his knees buckling. He sat himself down before he collapsed and felt his heart beat calming down. His vision was still blurry and he felt his head spinning around as vomit was slowly travelling up his throat making him feel like crap.

After staying in the same position the door opened again as Chris and Steve entered the room. Chris looked humiliated and worried whereas Steve looked as if he was trying to be mad. James didn’t notice any of this, all he could think about was the time he had spent with Aeva and how it had turned out. He was brought back to reality however when Megan stormed into the room and slammed the door shut behind her.

“You guys need to listen to me, right now.” She said in a quiet voice that sounded as if she meant business.

“What is Meg?” Danny asked giving her a cheeky smile which she didn’t return.

“I don’t know what’s got into you lot lately, but for some reason you think its ok to go around sleeping with every girl that looks your way! Someone want to tell me why you all think you’re better than anyone else?” She asked pacing up and down before them all. Her dark brown hair that she had left to dry curly was bouncing with anger on every step she took.

“We don’t think we’re better than everyone else.” Danny stated. Megan cast him an evil look before turning to face Steve who was fumbling with his tie.

“What do you think Steve?” She demanded.

“I agree with Danny… it’s not us who think we’re better than anyone else.”

“Well who is it then?” She shouted throwing her hands up. She brought them back down and clenched them tightly, resisting throwing a punch.

“The fans… they see as us different types of people to them. We’re actually making their dreams come true by sleeping with them.” Steve said moving his eyes all over the room and trying to avoid eye contact with Megan.

“Do you know how shallow you sound?” Megan said in disbelief.

“But he’s right. Girls are gagging for it, we just surrender our bodies.” Dave commented.

“You can shut up! How many different girls have you had in the past month?”

“Well… that’s none of your business.” Dave replied.

“Precisely! You don’t even remember! You’re the worst here! One day I’m going to get a letter telling me you got some unlucky girl pregnant!” Megan screamed. Dave cringed back into the seat and decided this argument was already lost, there was no point carrying it on.

“Why would she be unlucky?” James said finally looking up. Everyone seemed to have forgot he was there and all stared at him as he bore his eyes into Megan.

“Well being female I know I wouldn’t have liked to ruin my life at whatever age these girls are.” Megan replied returning his stare.

“Why is her life ruined?” He asked with no emotion in his cold voice.

“Because she’s left with a bratty kid! As if any of you would make could fathers!” Megan exclaimed.

“Well I think I could be a pretty good father!” James shouted as he stood up.

“Calm down mate.” Dave said standing up with him.

“No! I can’t fucking calm down. I’m going to be a father and I’m gonna make sure I’m the best fucking father she’s ever seen!” James screamed as he pointed at Megan. Everyone stared at him in shock. James was always calm.

“Yeah we’re all gonna prove her wrong mate.” Dave said finally, patting James on the back.

“Yeah I’m just going to be doing it a little earlier than you lot.”

Dave’s eyes opened wide as he watched James storm out. The door slammed behind him as everyone in the room felt a huge hammer hit them in the stomach. Something like that could ruin their career. James got a fan pregnant. Who knew how old she was… for all they know she could be some thirteen year old - or worse, a reporter.

“What did he mean by that?” Steve asked after five minutes had passed.

“Dick head.” Dave exclaimed throwing him an evil glare.

“He better be pulling a fucking joke on us here or I am going to let rip.” Megan shouted as she turned around and started after James.

“Do you think we should follow? She might kill him…” Chris said edging towards the door.

“Yeah that’s a good idea.” Danny said as they all dived for the door. They ran along the corridor until they reached Megan, where they slowed down and watched her walk up to where James was sat on some stairs with his guitar.

“James I want you tell me exactly what you meant before.” Megan said trying to speak calmly.

“I meant I got someone pregnant. So there is going to be a baby.” James said matter of factly.

“How did you get someone pregnant?” Megan screamed as her calmness cracked.

“Pretty much the same way Danny could get you pregnant.” James replied still playing his guitar.

“Danny?” Steve asked confused as Danny blushed beet root.

“Shut up James.” Danny mumbled as Dave and Chris suddenly grinned.

“How she’s solving this problem?” Megan asked James ignoring what was going on behind her.

“Solving the problem? It’s not a problem!” James shouted standing up. Danny, Chris, Steve and Dave all stepped back and held their breaths as James squared up to Megan. In any other situation the boys would step in, but Megan could take care of herself. She would have James on the floor in seconds. But obviously James is too nice a guy to hit a girl, he was just mad.

“This is a problem. You’re the one who couldn’t cope not being famous James, if you want to keep your career lose the kid.” Megan said. She gave him a big dirty look before turning around and walking off.

“Have fun performing tonight.” James said glancing at the rest of the band before he too walked off.

“Where are you going?” Dave asked walking after him.

“To see Aeva.”

“Do I get to sing all the songs myself?” Steve asked sounding excited.

James felt the rain falling upon him hard as he continued to walk down the deserted street, further and further into a place where he couldn’t find his way back. His t-shirt was plastered to him along with his hair and he felt shivers continuously travelling down his back. His fists were clenched at his side as he stooped over in an effort to stop himself from freezing so much. It wasn’t working though, as he passed rows of buildings he realised he wasn’t going to find Aeva here… she was in America.

He stopped walking abruptly and looked up at the dark sky. Maybe Megan was right… he would be a bad dad. He leant against the nearest wall and let his body slide down it until he hit the floor. He felt his eyes sting as tears that had not yet fallen blurred his vision. He threw his fists at his eyes and tried to scrape away the tears as he let out a whimper. He didn’t want to cry about this. He didn’t want to feel the way he was feeling, he should be happy. James hadn’t really thought about having kids until now, yeah he was up for having them but when he was ready and with someone he knew loved him for who he was and not for what he was. His hands dropped to the floor either side of him as he let the tears roll down his face freely. His mind wandered to what the baby would look like. If it was a boy he wanted it to look just like him and grow up wanting to be the greatest guitar player ever. If it was a girl he wanted her to look just like Aeva, beautiful.

James jumped as he heard a car coming down the street he was on. The headlights were blinding him and he shut his eyes to block them. He waited longer than necessary before realising the car had stopped in front of him. He opened his eyes slowly and bit his bottom lip as he saw Megan staring at him with a compassionate look on her face. He stood up slowly and walked towards the car. He had no choice but to get inside and let her shout at him, then tomorrow night he’d perform at the next venue and carry on as if this never happened. At least that’s what he was planning on doing.

“Are you ok James?” Megan asked as the door slammed shut beside him.

“Yeah.” James mumbled.

“You’re soaking wet. I think I should take you to a hospital.” Megan informed him as she did an illegal u-turn in the middle of the road.

“No I’m fine.” James said staring out of the rain splashed window.

“Ok I’ll take you back to the hotel… there’s someone waiting for you.” Megan replied.

“Why aren’t you shouting at me?” James asked turning to look at her with a curios look on his face.

“Because I don’t want to upset you anymore than I have. You’re a big part of this band and without you it would fail miserably.” Megan said pulling into the hotel car park.

“So you’re only bothered about the band?” James asked looking down at his thighs.

“Mainly. It’s my job. But then there’s this tiny little voice telling me that a baby from you would be really cute, after all I am female.” Megan said smiling and putting her hand over James’.

“Do you think everything will be ok?” James asked as his voice cracked slightly and another tear slipped down his cheek. Megan pulled him towards her into a hug and patted his back.

“Of course. It’s my job to take care of you lot, and I’ve already started to make sure you see your baby.” She smiled. James pulled back and looked at her sneaky smiling face.

“What are you going on about?” He asked as she opened her car door and got out.

“You’ll find out.” She called shutting the door and walking off towards the entrance.

James followed her inside and made his way up to his hotel room that he was sharing with Dave. He wiped away any signs of tears that were on his face before he knocked on the door. He hadn’t bothered getting a swipe card thing and was hoping Dave was in there. He heard the door being opened and without looking at Dave he pushed his way in and continued towards the bathroom.

“James?” James froze as he realised that the voice he had just heard was not male nor was it welsh.

“Aeva?” James exclaimed spinning around and seeing her stood by the door looking surprised.

“Yeah…” She said smiling slightly. James grinned as he ran towards her and pulled her into a big hug. He wrapped his arms her body and pulled her into his as he nuzzled his face into her hair.

“James-I-kinda-cant-breathe” She said in between struggled breaths. James let his arms drop immediately and pushed her away.

“I’m sorry… I just got excited.” He mumbled blushing.

“It’s ok… you’re a bit wet.” She said taking a proper look at him.

“Yeah… what are you doing here?” He asked running his fingers through his damp hair.

“Well after phoning you and hearing you with a girl and getting all nasty, I decided to come and say sorry.” Aeva admitted.

“You came all the way from America to see me?” James asked feeling himself growing happier by the minute.

“No… I was in England at the time.”

“Oh right.”

“But I am in England because of you.” Aeva said smiling. James couldn’t help but smile back at her. For all he knew she could be telling him she had come to England to get an abortion and that was because of him, but something told him she wasn’t that type of girl.

“Well if you give me five minutes to get changed we can talk some more.” James said stepping towards his suitcase. Aeva nodded at him and watched as he picked up a dry t-shirt and walked into the bathroom. He came back out minutes later wearing the knew t-shirt and his boxers that were only slightly damp. He walked over to his bed and got inside of it, wrapping the duvet around him tightly.

“Are you ok?” Aeva asked getting up off Dave’s bed and moving towards him.

“I just don’t want to catch pneumonia.” James replied as Aeva sat on the edge of the bed.

“Well good. I don’t want to bring up a baby on my own.” Aeva stated. James bolted up right and looked at her happily.

“So we’re really going to have a baby?” He asked sounding as excited as a child himself.

“Well I’m definitely going to be having a baby… you get to have one too on one condition.” Aeva said twiddling her thumbs in her lap.

“What is that?”

“That you won’t ever forget about it, you’ll be a real dad.” Aeva said turning her face so that they were both staring into each others eyes. James looked into her hazel eyes and saw them sparkle. How could he refuse her these things. He smiled quickly then moved his arm around her waist and pulled her towards him until their lips were locked.

“I guess that’s an ok answer.” Aeva laughed as they broke apart.

“How about you give me an answer now.” James said giving her a mischievous look.

“An answer to what?”

“Will you marry me?”

“So why did you not tell us you and Megan were getting it on?” Danny sighed and turned to look at Steve who had asked him the same question over and over again.

“Because you lot would ask loads of questions and we didn’t want anyone to know.” Danny replied.

“So what’s it like having sex with her?” Dave asked.

“Why do you care?” Chris asked laughing.

“Something to think about when I’m alone.” Dave grinned. Danny threw a drumstick at him causing them all to burst out laughing.

“So why did you not tell us you and Megan were getting it on?” Steve asked again.

“Shut up!” Danny shouted making them all burst out laughing again.

“So does anyone else think that tonight’s show went ok without James?” Dave asked looking over his shoulder as if James would appear.

“Yeah…” Chris said looking awkward.

“It went well, but the audience were disappointed and Steve was out of breath too often.” Danny said.

“Yeah but I was still really good.” Steve exclaimed.

“But you didn’t perform Sick as well as James does.” Dave pointed out.

“Plus Two Princes sounded weird with you doing all of it.” Chris put in.

“Shut up fag!” Steve shouted back. Dave and Danny started laughing as Steve shot an flushed looking Chris a nasty smirk. Just as Chris was about to come up with something witty and insulting the bedroom door swung open to reveal James looking very excited.

“Oh so you’re back are you.” Dave said standing up. Obviously he knew James was back in his hotel room. He had been told by Megan to stay away and give James and Aeva some time to talk.

“Yeah, I’m sorry.” James said shuffling his feet and looking at the floor.

“Well we forgive you.” Dave grinned pulling him into a hug. James grinned back at him and turned around. He shot his hand through the door and pulled Aeva into the room.

“We’ve got some news.” James said keeping hold of Aeva’s hand.

“Mate we already know she’s pregnant.” Steve said making the rest of them laugh.

“Yeah well now we’re engaged.” James smiled. Everyone stopped laughing and looked at them both.

“Really?” Chris asked surprised.

“Yep.” Aeva grinned.

“Well I guess that’s the end of us dorks getting all the girls.” Danny said.

“Yeah… we’re all going to start getting permanent girlfriends and babies and stuff like that now.” Chris laughed.

“Girlfriends?” Steve asked Chris making everyone else laugh.

“Fuck off.” Chris snapped back.

“Well Aeva you’ve made history!” Dave said nodding his head in a way that made him look as if he was having an acute fit.

“In what way?” Aeva asked.

“You’ve changed Son Of Dork’s reputation.”

“Well you lot can carry on sleeping about, but James has to try and be faithful.” Aeva smiled as James kissed her cheek.

“Of course I will. I love you.”

Marrying Aeva did change Son Of Dork. Chris decided all of the snide digs off Steve were annoying and told the rest of the guys that he was gay. Steve was obviously not shocked, Danny didn’t care, James was there for him but Dave was a little freaked out. So freaked out he wrote a song called ‘Why did he do that?’ which was obvious that he knew what had happened to him. He didn’t seem to care that much and the song went straight to number one and was there for eleven weeks. After his experience he calmed down around the ladies a lot and gave Sarah a call. They got into a relationship which led to Dave falling madly in love and not being able to cope without seeing Sarah everyday. Danny and Megan became a permanent and open couple which was a good thing because it made Megan relax more and let them get away with most things. Steve stumbled upon a television show that you could phone up and make half naked girls do things to turn you on… he found it quite fun. James wrote an album full of songs dedicated to all the girls he had slept with in his time, his favourite song was about his favourite one which happened to be his wife. Aeva.

“What do you think of the song then?” James asked biting his lip nervously as Aeva took the headphones off and looked at him.

“I’m stunned.” She replied. James watched as a tear formed in her eye and slowly fell down her cheek. He wiped it away and grabbed her hand.

“In a good way?”

“In an amazing way. It’s amazing!” Aeva grinned leaning in to give him a big kiss. James wrapped his arms around her only to be pushed away,