With the rain falling down all around them Aeva, Billie and Lisa were huddled inside of a small umbrella trying to keep their hair perfectly straight. The bottom of Aeva’s jeans were soaking up the puddles that they were treading through and Billie continuously complained as her sodden feet made squelching noises. Lisa didn’t seem to mind the fact that her part of the umbrella had a hole in and droplets were slowly making their way on to her head, all she could think about was seeing her favourite band right in front of her.

“Are you one hundred percent sure they are going to be here.” Billie whispered as she peered out of the umbrella at the night sky.

“I’m ninety nine point nine.” Lisa whispered back as she stepped on a twig making all of them look apprehensively about them. Walking down a secluded path next to a creepy forest was not their idea of fun.

“That’s not good enough, I don’t trust your source.” Billie complained.

“Surely Danny’s girlfriend is going to know where he is tonight.” Aeva said giggling slightly. Billie rolled her eyes and pulled her scarf around her throat a little tighter.

“Stop!” Lisa whispered putting her arms out to stop the other two girls from carrying on.

“What is it?” Aeva asked with fear in her voice.

“I can hear music.” Lisa informed her.

“Do you think it’s them?” Billie asked excitedly.

“Hell yes!” Lisa cheered starting to walk into the woods. She spun around when she realised she was now soaked and Aeva and Billie were still stood rooted to the spot.

“Are you sure it’s safe in there?” Aeva asked.

“No.”

“Ok lets go.” Billie smiled as she shoved Aeva after Lisa. The other two caught up with Lisa again and the three of them continued to walk in the direction of loud music.

As they came closer it was apparent that the song was actually being played live. Billie started jumping up and down as Aeva stated this fact. The three girls had wide grins plastered on to their faces as they came out into a clearing. In front of them was a mini bus with the windows rolled shut and blacked out.

“What do we do now?” Aeva asked as they looked about for the source of the music.

“I don’t know.” Billie said shrugging.

“Dance to the music.” Lisa grinned leaving the safety of the umbrella and jumping about in the rain. Her hair quickly lost its iron straight finish and waved into a damp mass. Billie and Aeva giggled at her stupid jumping and started bopping their feet.

“Perlease… I know you can do better than that!” Lisa said grabbing the umbrella off them and throwing it at a tree. A moment of terror flashed through both pairs of eyes before they started laughing again and jumped around with Lisa. Billie shut her eyes as she twirled around in a continuous spin. As she stumbled a bit she peeled her eyes open, surprised to find herself on the other side of the mini bus, even more surprised to find the source of the music. With her eyes wide and filled with joy she screamed aloud making two things happen almost immediately. First of all Aeva and Lisa came running around the bus to see what had happened, stopping only inches behind Billie. Secondly the minibus doors flew open and a crowd of people dived out.

“Lisa!” One of the girls in the minibus cried as she dived out of the minibus, her arms waving madly and her hood pulled tight around her head.

“Megs!” Lisa exclaimed forgetting momentarily what was going on. She ran up to Megan and pulled her into a big bear hug.

“Glad you could make it!” Megan smiled as she took a step back and looked at the gleeful Lisa.

Lisa turned around to look at Aeva and Billie with a smug look on her face, the smug look soon turned into a worried one. Aeva and Billie were both stood with their mouths open in an O shape and their bodies were transfixed in one position. Megan stifled a giggle as her own eyes moved into Aeva and Billie’s eyesight. Aeva was staring straight into the minibus where a tall guy with bright blue eyes and blonde hair with a black fringe was stood looking up at the dark sky. Billie was staring at another figure who was stood outside of the minibus casually strumming on a SG ‘61 Reissue Gibson guitar. He had a tight black hoody on and a leopard print scarf covering his neck.

“Aeva? Billie?” Lisa called clicking her fingers in each of their faces. Neither of them stirred.

“What’s wrong with them?” Someone who had just dived out of the minibus asked.

“Well…” Lisa began, but she soon stopped as she realised who it was that had asked her the question. Her body stopped in a half turn and her own jaw dropped to the floor as she looked at a dark haired guy wearing tight black jeans and a black shirt.

“I can explain this!” Voiced another girl who had been hiding underneath a pink umbrella. She stepped forward and tilted the umbrella across her shoulder like an army general. She walked past all three girls and moved her fingers to her chin. She flicked her brown hair off her face and gave each girl a scrutinizing look.

“It appears…” She started. “That these girls have gone into what is called anthocyanins.”

“What’s that when its not at home?” One of the boys who had been inside the minibus asked.

“It’s a state of shock in which young girls go in when they see someone they think is very good looking.” The girl grinned.

“Ammi… is that a word you just came up with?” Megan asked.

“No.” Amanda blushed.

“Isn’t that the word you and me were discussing… didn’t we find it on the back of that fruit flakes pack?” Another of the boys asked grinning at Amanda admirably.

“Yeah and I looked up the meaning.” Amanda said rolling her eyes.

“I think we’re all forgetting about the fans stood staring at us.” The guy who was still in the minibus said.

“Argh! He spoke!” Aeva screamed as she came to life. She started jumping up and down with a big giddy grin on her face then suddenly stopped as if she realised she was making a fool of herself.

“Quick Dave, Steve both of you speak and bring the others out of their trances.” Megan said turning to look at the other two guys who were keeping themselves to themselves.

“What do you want me to say?” The one named Steve asked. Obviously this brought Lisa out of her trance, because that’s the way the story is going. Lisa shook her head and a stupid grin appeared as she blushed, realising what had happened to her.

“Your turn Dave.” Megan said as everyone turned to look at him. Dave rolled his eyes and itched the side of his face before he stood up properly, instead of leaning on the side of the minibus. He took the guitar off his shoulder and walked a bit closer to Billie. In fact he got so close that if Billie hadn’t been in a state of anthocyanins she would have been able to feel his breath on her own lips.

“Your mam.” He whispered in a husky welsh accent. Instead of jolting awake Billie’s eyes fluttered and her bottom lip quivered slightly. Her eyes moved from side to side and she felt her cheeks going pink.

“That was hot.” She whispered back.

Dave flicked his hair back causing his hood to fall from his head and ran his fingers through his hair gently. Although the rain was falling heavily still, it didn’t seem to get even slightly damp. Dave gave Billie a wink before strutting back over to where he had come from. Billie made a girly sigh as her legs turned wobbly and her knees bent inwards. One hand rushed to her heart and the other started to waft her face quickly.

“Lisa I’d like to introduce you to a few people.” Megan said threading her arm through Lisa’s.

“Cool!” Lisa said as she bobbed her head in a nodding motion.

“Well firstly this is my oh so awesome boyfriend, Danny.” Megan said pulling a tall good looking guy towards them both. Danny flashed Lisa a big smile, showing off his pearly white teeth and perfectly formed dimples. If Lisa wasn’t obsessed with Steve I’m sure she would have tried it on with this stud!

“Hi.” Lisa smiled cheerily as she shook hands with Danny.

“Oh and this here is Amanda.” Megan said pointing to the only female with her.

“Hello.” Amanda said waving. Lisa waved back and grinned.

“That over there is her boyfriend Chris.” Megan said pointing to another tall guy with dark spiky hair. Chris made a grunting noise in Lisa’s direction.

“Hi.” Lisa smiled.

“He’s not much of a talker.” Megan whispered.

“Oh, that’s cool.” Lisa said.

“That skunk boy over there is James.” Megan said pointing to the guy in the minibus. He grinned goofily and held his hand up in a small wave. Lisa smiled back and turned around to give Aeva a wink. Aeva rolled her eyes and blushed.

“That blonde bimbo is Dave.” Megan stated nodding in the direction of a male blonde bimbo who was still running his hands through his hair in a seductive way.

“Billie’s favourite.” Lisa giggled.

“Oh and last but not least we have the incredible, the amazing, the sexy, the funny, the getting boring now… STEVE!” Megan exclaimed knowing that Lisa had a big obsession over him.

Instead of making any sound Lisa pushed her fringe out of her face and watched as Steve stepped closer to her, licking his bottom lip as he did so. He smiled at her and grabbed her hand, slowly he lifted it to his lips and kissed it gently. Lisa smiled at him seductively and leant her head in towards his until their lips were touching…

“Lisa?” Lisa shook her head and snapped out of her fantasy as Megan gave her a queer look.

“Sorry, hey!” She smiled as her cheeks went pink.

“Hi.” Steve replied.

“My turn to introduce now… these two girls here are Aeva and Billie.” Lisa said.

“Hiya!” Everyone chorused.

“Hey.” Aeva and Billie smiled.

Lisa smiled at everyone and a moment of writers block took over the group of people. Dave flicked his hair and ran his fingers through it; James stared up at the sky; Chris grunted something; Steve licked his lips; Danny showed off his dimples; Amanda waved umbrella about; Megan stared off into space; Aeva stared open mouthed at James; Billie drooled over Dave and Lisa carried on fantasising about Steve.

“Hold up! Do not fear for I have come from a galaxy far, far away with the intentions of saving the nation from unintelligent gestures made by people from the land of zorg!” All of the people snapped out of their own little worlds and turned to look at where a strange girl with twigs in her hair and mud on her clothes was walking towards them. She was wearing a glamorous outfit made up of all glittery colours that would damage your eyes if they hadn’t been protected by a special spell that stopped them damaging your eyes. By now the outfit had been ruined slightly, walking through a bunch of trees in the rain on your own isn’t the cleanest of things.

“Hey… is that?” Aeva asked narrowing her eyes.

“I think that might be…” Lisa said.

“I thought she couldn’t come.” Billie stated.

“Who is she?” Chris asked stepping forward and opening his eyes wide in amazement.

“Grandpa… it is I…”

“Grandpa? Oh how original.” Chris said blushing and putting his head down.

“Sarah? What’s happened to you?” Aeva asked staring open mouthed at what was normally a very glamorous outfit but looked slightly less glamorous because it was caked in mud.

“It is such a long story!” Sarah exclaimed dramatically.

“Oh please tell us!” Chris exclaimed then bit his lip and shrugged when everyone turned to look at him.

“I agree, I know lets make a camp fire and all sit around it to hear your story!” Billie suggested looking excited as she gave sneaky glances towards Dave who funnily enough was running his hand through his hair.

“Well ok just because I’m nice that way. I’ll even help with the campfire.” Sarah said acting as if she was doing this out of her kind nature when really she was quite looking forward to telling everyone. You see Sarah was from the land of Zorg. The land of Zorg was full of extraordinary people with glamorous clothes and pretty smells. Anyone who came from the land of Zorg was given a gift from St. Peter the apostle, which was the gift of story telling. Sarah who was a very progressed Zorgian prided herself in her storytelling and liked to do it while sitting around a campfire.

The group excitedly all stood in a circle in the clearing and waited for Sarah to work her magic. She smiled at each of them and flicked her hair before putting her fingers to her temples and shut her eyes. Almost immediately a perfect camp fire formed in the middle of the crowd with comfy looking logs surrounding it. The group all gasped in amazement (because some of them had never seen a real Zorgian) and climbed over the logs and sat down on them. Sarah opened her eyes and smiled at her creation, she walked around the campfire towards the smallest log which looked as if it was made for one person. She sat herself down on it in a very gracious manner and clasped her hands together while holding them on her lap.

“So Sarah do tell us your story!” Lisa said excitedly.

“All in due time, young one.” Sarah smiled. “First you must introduce me to the other people here.”

“That’s Megan, that’s Amanda, that’s Danny, that’s ahhh Steve, that’s James, that’s Dave and that is Chris.” Lisa said quickly.

“Hello Chris.” Sarah said winking at him. Chris blushed a deep pink which could just be made out by the glowing light coming from the campfire. Amanda shot venomous looks in his direction even though she intended them for Sarah, because however hard you tried you could not hate a Zorgian.

“Well my children this story starts a few hours ago when I was deciding what to wear….”

Sarah stood before her wardrobe glancing at the many clothes she owned, trying to decide what would look best for meeting a famous band that spent their time in minibuses. After what seemed like minutes but in reality was hours, Sarah decided on a nice glittery outfit. Moving her fingers to her temples she did a little Zorgian magic and was happy that when she opened her eyes the clothes had appeared on her body. Smiling to herself Sarah made her way downstairs and out of the front door, with the intention of meeting three of her friends to go stalking. As she reached the end of her garden path a terrible fate was bestowed upon her and the clouds parted as a gush of heavy rain began to pour. Sarah’s eyes opened wide in terror as she look up at the sky, also falling down was a Vorg. Almost everyone knows that Vorgs are the arch nemesis of Zorgians, so imagine how Sarah must have felt when she realised she was the only Zorgian around, meaning it was her duty to get rid of this Vorg.

The Vorg hit the ground with a loud thud that made Sarah’s whole body shake with anticipation. The Vorg sounded a lot bigger than what she had seen in Zorgian school. Instead of doing what her brain was telling her and running away, Sarah took a few steps forward towards this Vorg and ignoring the fact that her hair was becoming wet and curly (which almost devastating to a Zorgian) she put her fingers to her temples and began to imagine the Vorg in a land far, far away. When she opened her eyes again the Vorg had disappeared.

Sarah let out a breath of relief and continued to walk along the dampening pavement. Unaware that her hair was now a mass of curls in a damp frizz she smiled happily to herself. Sarah didn’t know exactly where she was going to be meeting the other three but her Zorgian intuition told her to go to the woods. In any other circumstances a young girl of Sarah’s age shouldn’t be heading to the woods on her own, however Sarah was a Zorgian which meant she could take care of herself.

After a long journey in the rain that made Sarah show a strange resemblance to a drowned rat she came across the entrance to the woods. Before her was a mass of sloppy looking mud that was getting sloppier by the minute. Sarah bit her bottom lip and roller her eyes. Did she want to meet the band or not? Taking a deep breath she put her right foot straight into the mud and felt her three inch heal disappear into the earth.

“This is going to be a long journey.” She said to herself.

Sarah considered each slow step as she delved deeper into the woody terrain. As she walked on, the mud from the floor splashed up around her shins and began to leave streaky stains on her bare legs. Sarah pretended not to notice and carried on walking. Every now and then as she would walk through a clump of close trees she would feel a branch cling on to her clothes and hear something ripping, but still she pretended not to notice. Eventually her Zorgian senses started to tell her she was close to where she wanted to be. But that didn’t stop her from tripping up over a log and falling flat on her face.

“Jesus!” Sarah exclaimed as she felt the mud cleaning out her pores. She grappled at her face with her dirty hands in an attempt to wipe away most of the mud, which she did, while applying more mud.

“What happened next?” Lisa exclaimed excitedly, because even though you wouldn’t be really bothered about this story the way Sarah told it was making everyone act as if it was a great adventure.

“Well…” Sarah said smiling at them all.

Sarah picked herself up and sighed more out of anger than of anything else as she began to walk. After a few more stumbles she finally decided to take off her shoes and carry them in her hands. Which she did. For a few moments she wriggled her toes around in the wet earth and grinned to herself, it actually felt pretty nice. Snapping out of her little trance Sarah continued to walk in the direction her senses were telling her and soon found herself caught by a tree branch. Her hair was tangled around an awkward branch and however much she tugged, it wouldn’t budge. In the end she had to put her fingers to her temples to make it untangle, which drained a lot of her energy and made her walking quite slow. But just when she thought she couldn’t walk any longer she stumbled through some trees into a clearing where she clearly saw two of her friends surrounded by a nice bunch of people.

“Oh poor you!” Exclaimed Megan as she leant her head on Danny’s shoulder.

“I know, I know.” Sarah said passing her look of sympathy on to anyone she looked at.

“If it had been me I’m sure I would have given up and gone back.” Amanda said.

“But she was powered by the hope of getting to see us.” Chris said looking into his girlfriends eyes.

“Yes, but you’re not worth all the trouble she went through.” Amanda said chuckling to herself.

“Oh they are, especially grandpa.” Sarah said, smiling as she caught Chris’ eye. Chris returned the smile and felt himself glow pink.

“Well it sounds like you had a rough time.” Billie said, still staring in Dave’s direction. Dave by now had realised the effect he was having on Billie and thought it would be fun to tease her a little. He continued to run his hand through his hair and every now and then would let his hand run down his chest towards his crotch area where he had a slight scratch, very manly.

“Oh it was rough, very rough indeed. But I survived and now we have to have some sort of party.” Sarah grinned as she stood up. Everyone else stood up with her, feeling that they had to.

“We have a few cans of Carling in our minibus.” James said glancing back to the bus.

“Oh that will never do. I am a Zorgian and our favourite type of beverage is a cocktail.” Sarah said flexing her fingers before her. After she felt they were flexed enough she raised them to her temples and shut her eyes. Out of nowhere a bar the length of the minibus appeared. It had a florescent pink neon sign saying ‘Argent’ and came equipped with a few stools; alcohol beverages and a very toned and handsome waiter.

“Now that is why I’m glad I know this girl.” Aeva exclaimed as they all made their way to the bar.

“What will it be?” The bar tender asked Lisa giving her a wink. Lisa grinned and glanced at all the drinks lined up behind him.

“I think I’ll have a Cosmopolitan.” She said happily. The waiter grinned and set about making her drink.

“Next?” He asked as he handed her the drink.

“Me!” Billie exclaimed. “What do you recommend?”

“Well madam for you I recommend one of three… Either a Nuclear Fantasy, made with the finest of vodka and Archers peach schnapps with a dash of lime; the Slippery Nipple, made with Sambucca and Baileys or last but definitely not least The Screaming Orgasm-”

“I can help with that one.” Dave said flicking back his hair. Billie’s eyes widened as everyone else laughed at his joke.

“I think I’ll just go with the Nuclear Fantasy.” Billie said thinking she would cream if Dave gave her more hopes as that.

The others all ordered their own personal favourites and then settled in different parts of the clearing to chat. Lisa had mooched over to Steve and was practically humping his leg every time he cracked a joke, which he clicked on to and was trying to be funny. Aeva was stood behind James, listening to his intellectual conversation about sheep with Danny and Megan. Billie was supping on her cocktail while staring at Dave who was laughing and joking with the bar tender. Sarah, Amanda and Chris were all chatting about the life of a Zorgian, which to be truthful was boring Amanda and making Chris regret ever asking her out.

After a long time of chatting and in some cases, flirting, the crowd started to become tired. Here and there people were yawning and at one point Lisa was snoring into Steve’s shoulder. Everyone decided the time had come for them to go there separate ways and leave. The bar was made to disappear and the campfire was put out. Lisa did her best to drop hints in Steve’s direction that she wanted his number.

“I have a really old mobile.”

“I think I’ve lost my number, who wants to give me theirs?”

“Can I borrow someone’s phone?” Were just a few.

Just as people were loading themselves into the minibus and Sarah was taking her shoes off to walk through the mud again, there was a loud bang. The bang was just as loud as an out of tune bass drum at a slipknot concert, not very nice at all. Billie, Lisa and Aeva all huddled together as a thick cloud of grey smoke swamped into the clearing, making them cough slightly. Through the haze they could hear the riders of the bus calling their names and could faintly make out some shapes moving about.

“Over here!” Billie coughed as she grabbed the first figure that walked past her. She let go of Aeva’s arms for a split second and turned to look at the figure she had grabbed. Her body froze and she let out a short gasp.

“What the hell are you?” She whispered in fear.

“Your worst nightmare.” The figure replied as the smoke began to thin and Billie could make it out. Instead of normal coloured skin, it was more a yellowish white. It’s eyes were a deep purple and glistened as it inspected Billie. The teeth were longer and thinner than an average persons and the tongue was a bit pointy.

“Oh don’t be so fucking cheesy.” Billie said rolling her eyes. The figure moved his eyes in sideways glances as he considered what to do. After a few minutes of Billie yawning and tapping her foot he finally decided he should try and kidnap her. So he lifted her up and put her over his shoulder.

“Now who’s being cheesy?” He snarled as he spun around.

“Me.” Dave grinned as he balled his fist and threw it into the figures face, making him keel over and drop Billie to the floor.

“How was that cheesy?” Billie asked as Dave helped her up off the floor.

“I came to save my damsel in distress.” Dave smiled as he winked at Billie. Billie grinned and felt her cheeks blush, but there was no time for them to have a moment because by now the smoke had cleared and amongst them were more of the figures!

“Help!” Aeva called as one of the figures started chasing her around a tree… for some reason it wasn’t clever enough to just go the other way.

“I’ll help you!” Billie and Dave’s eyes both turned to look at where James came bundling towards Aeva, the tree and the figure. He picked up speed and dived on the back of the figure, causing it to collapse.

“Yeah you take that!” Aeva said punching her fist into the air.

“What’s going on?” Lisa shouted as she dodged a punch by one of the figures.

“I don’t know!” Steve shouted back as he also dodged a punch. The figure before him moaned in anger as it realised it wasn’t going to hit Steve, who even though he didn’t look it, was quite good at dodging.

“Did you know I’m a ninja?” Lisa asked as she karate kicked the figure that was trying to hit her.

“I do now.” Steve grinned. He stopped dodging the figure and looked at her with a twinkle in his eyes.

“Steve!” Lisa exclaimed. She did an unnecessary forward roll and kicked out at the sneaky figure that had gone to hit Steve while he wasn’t looking. The figure banged into Steve causing him to land on top of Lisa.

“Well this is awkward.” Steve muttered as his face turned a deep purple.

“What have you got in your pocket? It’s digging in my leg!” Lisa exclaimed squirming underneath him.

“Umm…”

“Oh dear, look what these Semats have done.” Sarah exclaimed rolling her eyes.

“What are Semats?” Chris asked hiding behind Sarah seen as the ‘Semats’ seemed to be avoiding her.

“Annoying creatures that seem to think they can fight. All you have to do is dodge them, they’re really quite slow.” Sarah said tapping her foot and looking at her watch.

“Maybe we should help the others.” Chris said sounding anxious.

“I suppose you’re right.” Sarah agreed smiling at Chris and flicking her hair. Chris looked down at his feet smiling to himself.

“CHRIS!! HELP!” Chris turned to look to where he could hear his name being called. He spun around to see Amanda up to the waist in thick mud.

“Amanda?!” Chris called running over to her.

“Help me Chris!! I’m sinking!” She exclaimed as the mud continued to suck her down.

“I don’t know what to do! Hold on! I’ll get Sarah!” Chris called running after Sarah who was in the middle of breaking the neck of a Semat.

“What is it grandpa?” Sarah asked as Chris rushed up to her.

“It’s Amanda! She got sucked up by the mud!” He cried turning around and pointing to where a thick puddle of mud was.

“Where?” Sarah asked pretending to sound bothered.

“Oh no! She’s gone!” He exclaimed.

“Hmm maybe I should ease his pain.” Sarah said aloud, catching Chris’ attention.

“Please do.” He said trying not to cry. Sarah smirked to herself and grabbed him by the shoulders.

“Whatever you want gramps.” She said pulling his head towards her and locking their lips.

Megan cowered her head into Danny’s chest and felt his arms wrap around her protectively. She turned her head slightly so she could peek out of the corner of her eye at the scene happening before her. Sarah and Chris were heavily petting while ninja type people swarmed around them. Aeva and James were being attacked by a really short figure, confusing them both until they ended up running around another tree. Billie and Dave were edging their way around the minibus towards the open doors and Steve and Lisa were both in fighting positions and suddenly they both ran at a pair of figures. That just left them.

“What the hell is going on?” Megan asked as she looked up into her boyfriends bewildered face.

“I don’t have a clue, babe.” He said looking down at her. He cradled her softly in his arms and hoped that whatever was going on would stop soon. But that wasn’t exactly the case because we wouldn’t really have a story if it stopped there. Instead of ending while the couple thought they were safe in each others arms a crazy figure came running at them and knocked them to the floor. Megan was removed from Danny’s arms and went flying in the direction of a tree. She fell at the base of it, banging her head on the large roots and knocking herself out. Danny fell straight onto his face and swallowed a mouthful of grass. He felt himself go slightly dizzy and turned onto his back to look for Megan, but instead he got a big smack across his head and passed out.

“Right Steve you hit that one and I’ll jump that one!” Lisa exclaimed pointing out different figures.

“Right.” Steve said slightly out of breath. Both of them took their positions and stormed at the figures. Just as they were about to make contact with them more smoke appeared and as it cleared they realised they were gone.

“What the?” Lisa said spinning around and looking for them. Sarah and Chris were still locked at the lips, Aeva and James were still running around the tree flailing their arms and screaming loudly and Billie and Dave were inside the minibus.

“Hey James! They’re gone!” Steve shouted towards his friend who looked slightly mad.

“What?” James asked stopping suddenly causing Aeva to go running into him knocking them both to the floor.

“Sarah! Chris! Everything is ok now.” Lisa said tapping on Sarah’s shoulder. Sarah pulled away from Chris who tried to get her lips again. Sarah giggled and looked at Lisa.

“Well this worked out well.” She said nodding to herself.

“I don’t think so guys.” Billie said stepping out of the minibus with Dave close behind her.

“Why not?” Chris asked not liking someone contradict his new found love.

“Megan and Danny are missing.” Dave informed them.

“How do you know?” Lisa asked sounding scared.

“They’re not here, Lisa.” Billie replied.

“Good point.” Lisa said smirking.

“We should go look for them.” Aeva suggested.

“In the woods?” James asked.

“No.” Sarah replied.

“Why not?” Dave asked.

“They’re not in the woods. The Senats have kidnapped them. We have to go to Senatville.”

Everyone turned their gazes to Sarah and looked at her as if she was completely mad.

“Where is Senatville?” Aeva asked sounding a bit scared.

“In a galaxy far, far away.” Sarah replied pacing back and forth.

“How do we get there?” Lisa asked sounding braver than Aeva did.

“I’m trying to think of that now… really we need a space ship.” Sarah replied putting her finger on her chin and forming a thinking look on her face.

“Guys I have something that might help us.” Dave said excited. Billie glanced at him quickly and then looked away… his voice was turning her on and she didn’t think it was appropriate.

“What might that be?” Steve asked.

“We can use the minibus!” He exclaimed, grinning widely.

“No we need a spaceship duh!” James said rolling his eyes.

“But the minibus is a spaceship!” Dave grinned.

“What?” All the boys asked together in a chorus that sounded like a cheesy line out of a Son of Dork song.

“My step dad is half Zorgian so he had the minibus converted to a space ship… but I’m not allowed to tell anyone.” Dave said proudly.

“You just told quite a few people.” Chris laughed.

“Yeah but this is serious! We have to save Danny and Megan!” Dave exclaimed punching his fist into the air. Everyone turned to look at Billie as she let out a moan and blushed.

“Are you ok?” Aeva asked mistaking her almost creaming for a moan of panic.

“Yeah… just shocked is all.” She replied.

“Well I guess it’s sorted then… everyone pile into the minibus and we’ll get going.” Dave said walking over to the minibus. Everyone followed him and hovered around it.

“Where are the space suits?” Sarah asked as she climbed into the passenger seat beside the drivers seat.

“Space suits?” Dave asked looking confused.

“We can’t go into space in our normal clothes! Our heads will explode!” She stated.

“Well I think we have another problem.” Dave said biting his bottom lip.

“Oh no we don’t! I am a Zorgian Dave.” Sarah smiled getting out of the minibus.

Sarah arranged everyone into a line all against the minibus facing her and looking a bit scared. She moved her fingers to her temples and shut her eyes and thought of space suits. When she opened her eyes everyone was staring at themselves in awe. Their ordinary clothes had been replaced with a metallic silver body suit that was thick but felt light. Looking down their right arms they all noticed different colour stripes. Aeva and James had lime green, Lisa and Steve had hot pink; Billie and Dave had deep purple and Chris and Sarah had baby blue. On the left side of their chest their was a circled emblem that read ‘Stripes’.

“What’s with the stripes?” James asked tracing his forefinger around the circle. Aeva, Billie, Lisa and Sarah all looked at each other.

“Stripes need some appreciation.” Billie smiled.

“Well now that we’re ready lets all get in!” Sarah exclaimed.

“Sarah won’t our heads still pop without a gold fish bowl?” Lisa asked following Steve into the back of the minibus.

“Probably.” Sarah shrugged getting in beside Dave again.

“Well… that’s a bad thing.” Aeva said nervously.

“Don’t worry kids! I have it all solved!” Sarah said rolling her eyes.

“Good thing!” Billie smiled sitting down on a purple bean bag.

The mini bus wasn’t anything like what they expected a space ship to look like. It was more like a hippie den! There was brightly coloured bean bags and cushions filling the floor and lava lamps in various places. Aeva half expected the cushions to set on fire on their way to Megan and Danny. But she didn’t mind seeing as she was sharing a bean bag with James and he was letting her lean on him. Billie assumed a pose where she could watch Dave who had a concentrating look on his face. Lisa and Steve were sat on a bean bag together discussing something about Ninja training and Chris was gazing out of the window to where Amanda had been sucked up.

“Everyone ready?” Dave asked.

Everyone braced themselves as the mini bus started up. Dave turned around and grinned at everyone before pressing a big red button on the dashboard. Instead of zooming off into the sky like everyone had half expected the minibus shook slightly.

“Technical glitch?” Sarah asked feeling stupid for bothering with her seat belt.

“Nope this is normal.” Dave replied as he yawned. Sarah gave him a funny look but decided to wait this out.

After what seemed like five minutes the bus finally started to do something abnormal and reassuring to them. Out of nowhere navy blue seatbelts shot out and fastened them to their seats securely. The minibus doors clicked as a large sheet of heavy metal shot across them keeping them locked in with no fresh air travelling around. James started to panic when he noticed this but Aeva cleverly pointed out an air vent where nice fresh air was travelling into the minibus and keeping them alive. The dashboard in the front of the bus started moving around on some sort of revolver and stopped when on the side that had many buttons of different colours decided to show. Dave grinned to himself and put the clutch down.

“Everyone hold on, this is going to be a bumpy ride.” And with that the minibus zoomed off into the night sky.

***

Meanwhile Megan and Danny were having some fun….

Although Megan and Danny were thought to have been kidnapped by evil Senats they were having the time of their lives on this strange new planet. Danny was sat on a silver chair with a very high back and supping on a fruity tasting wine. Megan was sat beside him on a matching silver chair eating what looked like grapes but tasted a lot better. They were both giggling to each other and watching two Senats doing a crap rendition of cell block tango. Danny smiled as he took Megan’s hand in his and rubbed his thumb along her soft skin. Megan looked at him admiringly and blew him a kiss.

“Do you think we could get some alone time here?” Danny whispered to a Senat who was walking past him.

“Oh of course! Yes! I’ll get rid of all these Sens!” The Senat replied, then he turned around and pulled a bunch of tiny blades out of its shoe. It sent one at every Senat in the room and walked out holding up its thumbs towards Danny and Megan who were staring at all the dead Senats in the room.

“That didn’t quite work out the way I wanted it to.” Danny said trying to not look at them as blood seeped onto the stone floor.

“I can’t believe I was enjoying myself then.” Megan gasped realising that she had actually been considering living here for the rest of her life.

“Me either! Surely the others are trying to find a way to help us! We better pretend to be enjoying it here or they might throw them at us.” Danny stated as he nodded at the blades.

“Yeah… it’s going to be so hard to pretend though. I fucking love this place!” Megan exclaimed. Danny chuckled at her and moved across both of the seats to plant a wet kiss on her cheek. Megan giggled and turned her face around so she could catch his next kiss with her lips.

When you’re travelling faster than the fastest car in the entire world you tend to think that your skin is going to peel off your face as it flaps behind you, not the best look when you’re travelling with some boys you want to impress. However seen as this is my fanfic and I don’t really know details about speed except what I’m learning in science, I’m going to say they were travelling super duper fast but their faces stayed the same.

Dave was feeling quite proud of himself as he sat in the driver seat, occasionally pressing buttons that would make them jolt forward or in one instance stay completely still. Funnily enough this worried most of them because they thought the engine had gone dead and they would plummet to their death. But apparently Dave had everything in control and had done it purposely. So with another quick fumble of buttons they were off again. Sarah had gotten bored of Dave’s welsh ramblings twenty minutes into the trip and had decided it would be best if her and Billie swapped places. So climbing over the seats carefully Billie managed to slide herself in beside Dave and Sarah managed to move a bean bag over to Chris, a big cheesy grin on her face.

Chris hadn’t been feeling particularly good about himself since he got on the minibus. He felt guilty for kissing Sarah straight away after Amanda had been sucked up. Amanda had been his girlfriend for a long time and although he suspected her of cheating on him numerous times, he still loved her. He also felt guilty because even before Amanda had been sucked up, he felt himself thinking of Sarah.

After ridiculous amounts of silence and Billie drooling over Dave Sarah shot over the seat and sat in the middle of Dave and Billie.

“Quick! Make a left here!” She shouted pointing towards a cluster of stars.

“Ok.” Dave said feeling a little intimidated. He swerved the bus round and continued towards the cluser of stars that were fast appearing bigger.

“Pull up on this second one.” Sarah instructed. Dave rolled his eyes and pulled up on an empty star. Now you may be wondering how it is possible for a mini bus to just pull up on a star… it’s probably not, but for the purposes of this fic it is.

“Why are we stopping?” Lisa asked poking her head in between Billie and Sarah.

“I need to go to the ladies room.” Sarah smiled.

“You may not have noticed but this is a star and it doesn’t have a ladies room.” Steve muttered from somewhere in the back. Sarah rolled her eyes -seen as it’s becoming a kind of trademark for her- and climbed back into the back.

“I’m not afraid to use the mans room.” She smirked leaving Steve with a puzzled look on his face. Quickly she put her fingers to her temples and within seconds gold fish bubbles appeared around each of their heads.

“Holy macaroni!” James exclaimed. Everyone turned to look at him and gave him a funny look at his strange choice of words.

“Can we go out into space now?” Aeva asked as she took her seatbelt off and jumped up excitedly.

“Yeah! Well first everyone stick on the top of your bubble.” Sarah said passing out something that resembled chewing gum.

“Eww!” Lisa exclaimed.

“Hey Sarah! Me and Dave don’t have any gum!” Billie stated.

“Oh no? Oh I guess I don’t have enough… you’ll have to wait here and go out on the next trip.” Sarah shrugged.

“What? NO!” Dave exclaimed looking devastated.

“Tough look Blondie.” James smiled as Sarah opened the minibus doors.

“Oh Jesus I’m dying!” Billie called as she wrapped her hands around her neck. Her tongue shot out as she started making choking noises and fell down the seat.

“Billie the minibus is protected by a strange magic you will never understand.” Dave explained. Billie popped her head up slightly pink and shrugged.

“I knew that.”

So feeling quite happy, everyone except Billie and Dave exited from the minibus. The doors were slammed shut behind them and Billie and Dave both turned around in their seats to look out of the window in front of them. Both of them sat twiddling their thumbs in their laps, in silence, only the sound of breathing filled their ears.

“Well this is fun.” Dave said looking out at the star land in front of them.

“Yeah amazing.” Billie said resting her arm on the arm rest on the inside of the bus door. Leaning her chin on her hand she stared out of the window and watched as everyone jumped about and moon walked. However much of a crush she had on Dave she would rather be experiencing no gravity then sitting in a minibus, doing nothing with him.

After at least ten minutes of sitting doing nothing but staring Billie saw something not so unusual. Sarah had relieved herself by now and was staring right at Billie, when she noticed that their eyes had met she began to grin and stuck her thumbs up. Billie shook her head in disappointment and rolled her eyes. Sarah gave her a sympathetic smile which was suddenly replaced with a mischievous grin. She moon walked off in a direction that Billie couldn’t follow her in.

Billie sighed and turned to look around at Dave. His eyes were shut and drool was dripping out of the corner of his mouth. Billie suppressed a giggle as it fell onto his chest. She used her sleeve to wipe most of it away and then moved herself along the seat so she was closer to him.

‘So this is what it’s like to sit this close to Dave Williams.’ She thought. She smiled to herself as she looked at his angelic face again. He looked so peaceful when he was asleep. Billie’s eyes dropped to where his hand was resting on his knee. She bit her bottom lip and moved her hand slowly towards it. Threading her fingers through it delicately she held her breath and watched his face for any movement, but nothing.

‘So this is what it’s like to hold hands with Dave Williams.’ She thought as she smiled widely. She looked down at their entwined hands and felt her stomach flutter. Their hands were perfect together. Hers were slightly smaller than his and they fit perfectly. Feeling slightly more daring Billie leant her head on Dave’s shoulder.

“So this is what it’s like to lean your head on Dave Williams shoulder.” She thought. Billie let out a loud sigh and regretted not bringing a camera with her. How perfect this picture would have looked. As Dave snorted slightly she jolted up and stared at him anxiously. Being male and everything he didn’t even twitch. She let out a breath of relief and snuggled back up to him. Her eyes were staring up into his face and she was imagining how it would be to be his girlfriend. What his kisses would be like… Sitting upright and letting go of his hand Billie moved herself around and got onto her knees so she could lean over Dave. She puckered her lips up and moved them towards Dave’s own lips.

‘So this is what it’s like to kiss Dave Williams.’ She thought as she brought her lips down on Dave’s.

Megan grinned as she stared into the floor length mirror before her. She had been dressed in the Senat’s finest clothes and had been washed with an amazing smelling bath scrub. Her curly hair was bouncing around her shoulders and glittered in the light that was coming from the ceiling. The pink dress she had been dressed in was flowing down her body as a waterfall would do, cascading down her chest and swarming around her hips before falling to her feet in wave after wave of pure silk. Around her neck was a sliver chain with a dagger pendant that she was trying to ignore, the Senats sure did love killing. Her hands were dressed in delicate ribbons that wrapped themselves around her and followed up her arm. She was quite proud of the way she looked and almost passed out when she spotted the crown three young Senats were bringing into the room. It was more like a tiara to Megan, but she didn’t dare say anything to the Senats. They placed on top of her hair softly and watched as Megan moved around gracefully, feeling like a proper Queen.

Danny looked into his mirror and gave his clothes a nasty glare. He had the tightest brown pants on possible down to his knees where horrible looking tights in a pink colour took place. His shoes were brown also with pink shoe laces threading through. He had a silky pink shirt on with ruffles from the top right down his chest and up to his waist, covered by a brown waist coat with a pink back. He wanted to tell the Senats he was unhappy with wearing pink but was afraid they would hurt either him or Megan. So instead when the Senats walked back in with a large crown and put it on his head he pretended to smile with glee.

Danny almost fell to the floor when Megan walked in to his room. Never before had he seen her looking so vibrant and beautiful! Obviously he always thought of her as beautiful, but now she had this glow about her that made him want to strip all her clothes off and give her the naughty dance.

“You look amazing!” Danny exclaimed as Megan wrapped her arms around him.

“Thank you.” She smiled kissing him on the cheek.

“What do you think of my new attire?” Danny asked smirking cheekily. Megan looked him over and suppressed a laugh.

“Wonderful!” She exclaimed. Around her the room broke into applause as the Senats didn’t catch on to her sarcasm. Megan and Danny looked around at them all and smiled awkwardly. It was getting hard to have to be nice all the time.

“What do we do now?” Danny whispered into Megan’s ear. Megan shrugged and looked towards the open window. She was hoping that somewhere out there her friends were trying to get her back.

Billie tried her hardest to move her lips softly as to not wake Dave up, she was finding it hard as she just wanted to ravish him. After a few minutes of planting quick pecks on his lips Billie felt him kiss her back. She jolted up and hit her head on the roof of the mini bus. As she backed into her seat she rubbed her head and looked for any sign of movement in Dave. He didn’t seem to move at all. She moved closer again, only so she could see if he really had caught her. She moved her face right up to his so she could feel his breath on her lips. She felt her body turning into jelly as she bit her bottom lip, wishing that he could be like sleeping beauty. She would kiss him and he would wake up to fall in love with her.

As Billie carried on dreaming this way she didn’t notice one of Dave’s eyes open and shut quickly. Dave tried not to giggle as he moved his hand slowly around the back of Billie. He counted to three in his head and as he reached the third number he pulled her on to him and brought their lips together. Billie squealed in fear but soon stopped as she realised she was actually making out with an awake Dave Williams. Dave pushed his tongue into her mouth and moved his hands down her back towards her bum. He pulled her closer to him and pinched her bum cheeks, smiling inside his head.

***

After Sarah had relieved herself somehow everyone decided to explore the star for ten minutes. Sarah moon walked off on her own as she warned the others to stay in pairs. She started walking as fast as she could considering moon walking is quite a slow pace and was soon far away from the others. She knew exactly where the minibus was, being a Zorgian and all. She was smiling to herself and whistling a Busted tune as she imagined what it would be like if Chris was a Zorgian. It was every Zorgians girls dream to take home the perfect Zorgian man, Chris was definitely perfect for her… he just wasn’t Zorgian.

Suddenly Sarah was pulled out of her thoughts as she felt herself falling slowly down a hole. She let out a gasp and tried to grab hold of something. If she had been on earth Sarah would have hit the ground sooner and would most definitely have let a scream out, but seeing as there was hardly any gravity she wasn’t scared. As she did hit the ground she stomped her foot and looked up at the universe. It was that tall a hole, but she probably wouldn’t be able to get out anyway. Just as she gave up hope she saw a hand reach down towards her. Over the edge of the hole Chris’ head popped into view. Sarah smiled to herself and grabbed onto his hand. Chris pulled her up and somehow ended up falling backwards with Sarah toppling on top of him. I presume this was all part of Sarah’s cunning plan to seduce Mr. Leonard… and it was working pretty well. Chris’ eyes turned all smushy and his lips began to twitch. Sarah grinned as both of them leant in to lock lips. Fools! Does no one realise that gold fish bowls can smash? Luckily they didn’t but both faces did turn pink as they realised what had happened.

As everyone split into pairs Lisa stood on her own wondering who she should pair with. Steve was also stood on his own and decided Lisa could be his partner. He walked over to her and smiled. Lisa smiled back and tried to think of something intelligent to say.

“Hi.” Was the best she could come up with.

“Hey.” Steve replied.

“Want to go for a wander?” Lisa asked.

“Sure.” So both of them set off away from all the other people. Even though they were in super suits that were made to keep them cool and safe both of them were starting to feel a bit sweaty. Lisa presumed it was because she was in the company of Steve and Steve presumed it was because he was a hot young guy. After walking around in silence for a good ten minutes Lisa stopped abruptly and turned to look at Steve. Steve looked back at her and gave her a questioning look.

“This is really boring.” She told him.

“I agree.” Steve agreed. “Why don’t we head back.”

“Yeah ok.” Lisa smiled as they turned around and started back towards the Mini bus. When they arrived everyone else had already gotten inside and were waiting patiently for them.

“Hi everyone.” Steve said as he got inside.

“We caught Billie and Dave having sex.” Aeva giggled.

“No you didn’t!” Billie exclaimed blushing pink from the front seat. Dave turned around and winked at Steve who grinned back at him.

“Sure looked like it.” James smirked as Aeva broke into more giggles against him. James looked down at Aeva and smiled admiringly at her.

Lisa looked around at her friends and co as she got into the bus properly. Everyone seemed to be getting on well together even though they hadn’t been friends for that long. James and Aeva were getting cosy, Sarah and Chris kept giving each other lusty looks and Billie and Dave were definitely going to end up bonking by the end of this trip.

Dave turned around to check everyone was safely inside the bus, then when he was ready he started it up and took off once into the dark sky once again. Everyone continued chatting and forgot why they were actually travelling into outer space. It was taking them a long time to reach their destination and they needed something to occupy their minds.

“Truth or dare?” Billie suggested.

“Spin the bottle?” Steve said smirking.

“Truth or dare will just end up in spin the bottle.” Chris stated. Everyone laughed and agreed with him, so spin the bottle it was.

Everyone assembled themselves in a circle around the minibus except Dave who continued to drive. Steve found an empty bottle just by chance and placed it in the middle of them all. Eagerly they all watched as Steve placed his hand over it and spun it around to see who would have the first go. The bottle spun around and around and around and around and then slowed down in its spinning around and around and around…