I remember the first time I heard the word sex. I was four years old and playing with my Barbie dolls. Barbie and Ken were coming back from a shopping trip and getting naked for a bath. Obviously I didn’t wonder why Barbie had no nipples and Ken had a slightly different shape below. But it also didn’t occur to me that the slightly different shape (although seriously deformed and disappointing in his case) was the thing that helped create babies, why were cabbage patch dolls so popular if not to let us young ones know the science behind babies? I was quite startled when my older sister came into my bedroom and started shouting:

“Leigh’s making her Barbie’s have sex!” I didn’t care that she had put the thought into my parents minds, I was more bothered about the fact I had real water in my plastic bath… something I was forbidden from doing. So absentmindedly I stood up and moved the bath under my bed with my foot (yes I was quite bright for my age). As my mum came in she spotted me hugging both of my naked dolls looking quite scared.

“Leigh, how do you know what sex is?” My mum asked me.

After finding out I didn’t actually know what sex is my mum left my room happily, leaving me and my sister alone. My sister being five years older than me decided to take it upon herself to inform me on the reality that is baby making. Now knowing this information I settled myself down on the floor with my Barbie’s again and brought the bath back out. Instead of a nice normal relaxing bathe my Barbie and Ken participated in an in depth make out session… not just smooching anymore, they were now capable of baby making.

So I suppose my nymph like behaviour stems from that. Just think how lucky my Barbie’s were… they got to have sex everywhere. But even luckier was my Ken he got to have all of my Barbie’s! Playing with my dolls like that helped me in many way. For example my first year at High School was spent informing fellow pupils what sex was and how it can be used for enjoyment as well as baby making… but more importantly it got me 100% in my sex education test. No joke. That was a bit weird considering it was the biology aspects we had to learn about…

But amazingly I also found out I wasn’t the only person who was well informed about sexual activities. I found five of the greatest girls ever to be created by baby making! So really this story is dedicated to them and about them… along with a bunch of guys who also like to make babies.

As the wind and rain clattered against the window of the large apartment block in the centre of London I sat at the kitchen table supping on a warm cup of hot chocolate. Five other girls were situated around the apartment all doing random things. Aeva was picking which twinkie to nibble on out of her ‘American Goodies’ cupboard, Jess was running a hot soapy bath, Billie was staring at the TV while McFly did an interview, Lisa was reciting quotes from poems as she ate a packet of skittles and Sarah was trying on outfits for the next time they would be going out.

This was the usual thing for me and my friends to do whenever we were in our apartment on a wet Sunday night. Nothing special would happen at all… just us munching about and watching TV. Aeva usually put the radio on towards seven o’clock and we would all gather around the kitchen table and listen to the top ten count down. That’s when most of our conversations would take place. If anyone could watch us, we’d probably get put in some mental institution…

“What time is it?” Aeva asked as she picked the flattest twinkie and smiled to herself.

“It is exactly three minutes to seven.” Lisa stated examining her watch until she got the exact time.

“Time for the radio!” Aeva said as she flicked the switch on the radio. The radio burst into action causing me to jump slightly and roll my eyes. That’s when I heard movement coming from three other rooms in the apartment. Jess stopped the running water and grabbed a dressing gown so she could join us, Sarah threw her clothes on the floor and strolled into the kitchen and Billie had to peel herself away from the TV in order to get into the kitchen.

Everyone assembled around the kitchen table and started chatting amongst themselves. I would tell you the conversations but you probably won’t understand them and we don’t want you to get confused so early in the story.

As the chatter died down slightly all of us felt our ears twitch slightly as an electronic sounding song started. It soon burst out into guitars and a fun tune that made me bop my foot in time to the beat. I glanced over at Aeva and noticed that she had narrowed her eyes and was concentrating on the song.

“Is this…” She began but was soon interrupted by the voice of the DJ introducing the song.

“Up now we have a sneak preview of Son Of Dorks single out tomorrow… We’re Not Alone.”

“Wow!” I heard someone exclaim… I couldn’t quite place who due to the fact that my concentration had turned to Aeva and Billie who had jumped up in a fight to turn the volume up to max. Both of them started dancing around making the rest of us laugh, that was until the opening line came on and Aeva froze. Everyone turned to look her with tiny smirks on their faces, including me. Who could blame us? Any minute now Aeva was going to explode!

“DID HE JUST SAY NAKED?” She screamed jumping up and down whilst clapping her hands.

“Yes he did!” Jess exclaimed back at her with a big cheesy grin.

Yes you may be wondering why simple things like that amuse people like us… well the simple fact is, we’re obsessed. If we were twelve years old we’d be called teenies, but we’re not so we’re ok. Now the night before actually getting to meet them at a signing we were getting excited over a new song of theirs. Especially Aeva, wouldn’t you almost cream if you heard someone you really wanted to fuck say the word naked?

The next morning I awoke to a very noisy sound coming from outside of my bedroom. I blinked a few times before realising today was the day I would get to see Son Of Dork in the flesh! I jumped out of bed and exploded out of my room with a big cheesy grin on my face. I wasn’t the only one who was exceptionally cheery about Today’s events, I could hear singing and giggling coming from each of the rooms along the hall. I continued to smile to myself as I walked down the hall towards the staircase… I should have been worrying about what to wear when I was going to meet the boys, but I was hungry and some nice toast was required to wake me up, along with a cup of coffee. I skipped down the stairs in a happy mood and entered the kitchen where a very awake looking Aeva was stood toasting pop tarts.

“You’re up early.” She smiled at me as I clicked the kettle on.

“You too.” I replied sitting down on a chair around the table.

“Obviously… today is the day I shall be meeting my future husband.” Aeva sighed as her eyes glazed over and she went off into dreamland. That happened a lot with Aeva. Ever since she had come over from American she had started to believe more than ever that her and James were meant to be. I agreed with her, if she and James weren’t meant to be then why did she win that competition to come over to England? Why did she lose her return ticket? Why did she end up living with the rest of us? It’s obviously fate.

I chuckled to myself and finished off making my coffee and toast before heading back upstairs to beautify myself. On my way to my room I glanced into each of the girls rooms smiling to myself at them also beautifying themselves. Walking past Sarah’s I stopped and looked in again… why did she have her fairy outfit on?

“Sarah, are you planning on going in that?” I asked standing in her doorway.

“Oh no! I’m just using some of the magic from it so my nymphic powers work and I get to have lots of rampant sex with them.” Sarah said matter of factly as she twirled around, making her fairy wings glitter. I nodded in agreement because she had a good point and then I went to my own room.

I picked out a cool outfit fairly quickly and got myself showered and dressed, including make-up and hair. After I was done which had taken about an hour I made my way back down stairs and walked into the living room. Everyone was sat on the sofa (we only have one that is huge! Because it’s much more comfier) chatting away about what would be waiting for us when we left the house. I promptly looked at my watch and realised that it was time us girlies should be on our way.

So we said our goodbyes to our lovely apartment and made our way down town. Down town all the lights were shining and I could feel all my troubles and all of my cares swimming to the back of my head. I loved going down town, there was no finer place, I felt as if everything was waiting for me. In these circumstances I felt as if Son Of Dork were waiting for me, for all of us.

We walked towards the largest HMV in central London and joined the queue for Son Of Dork. All around us were tiny little teenagers all very excited about getting to meet the boys.

“I feel a little out of place.” Jess stated as she looked around at all of the younger generation.

“I know what you mean.” Billie replied.

I would tell you all about the in depth discussions we had about what would be the best situations to meet Son Of Dork in, but really this one is good enough for you. So we’ll fast forward and hour or two to when the doors had been opened, we’d piled inside and were now waiting for Son Of Dork to walk through the back doors.

“I’m going to pass out.” Aeva said looking very flushed. Everyone’s faces turned into looks of concern as her face paled and she started swaying slightly.

“Should I slap her?” Billie whispered into Sarah’s ear.

“Why would you want to do that?” Sarah asked.

“I’ve seen it in the movies.” Billie replied looking deadly serious.

“She’ll be ok in a minute, it’s just too much excitement for her little heart.” Sarah said rubbing Aeva’s back.

“No wait! Aeva you should pass out! Then we might get to go backstage!” Lisa exclaimed.

“We’re not at a concert.” Jess snorted making Lisa blush. Everyone burst out laughing including myself and Aeva, which reassured us she was going to be ok. Everyone turned around to face the front in the queue again. Smiling happily to myself I turned around to tell Lisa a funny thought I had just had. Just as I leaned into her ear I heard a large scream spread over the crowd. Lisa screamed and jumped, deafening me in one ear and standing on my feet… but why would I care when Son Of Dork were waiting for me to get something signed?

I stood on my tiptoes and looked over the mass of bobbing heads towards the table that had been set out for Son Of Dork. As I watched the first strapping young man take his seat I felt my heart start to pump faster and a grin form on my face. I turned around to look at Lisa and see if she had spotted Steve yet, she had and was staring at him with a dreamy look on her face. I giggled to myself and looked at each of my other friends, they all had dreamy looks on their faces too.

After a rather impatient ten minutes in the queue, we finally arrived at the front. It was hard to not just stare at the boys in front of us. Each of them were looking quite the stuff today! To our amusement both James and Dave had stripes… even Chris had a stripy jumper on. We were all just agreeing that they were wearing these special patterns for us purposely when I was shoved forward and found myself in front of Steve. For a few seconds I just looked down at him with wide eyes and a flapping mouth.

“Keep on moving!” I heard come from some beefy security guard… or something along those lines. I snapped out of my daze and smiled at Steve who was giving me a cautious look.

“You can sign this for me if you want.” I smiled as I handed him a copy of whatever it was we had gone to get signed.

“Ok that will be fine with me.” Steve replied politely.

I watched him sign it then side stepped towards Danny. I didn’t realise how tall he really was from the pictures! Even though he was sat down I could still tell he was going to tower over me.

“You’re so big!” I said staring in awe.

“Thanks.” Danny replied. I smiled at him and watched him sign the thing we were all getting signed and then walked on to James. I turned to look back at Aeva who was flapping herself with a newspaper to keep herself cool. She was definitely going to pass out or something.

“Hi there.” James said looking up and smiling. I smiled back at him and considered what to say. My first thoughts were ‘are you going to change your hair sometime soon, or do you like the nickname skunk boy’ but then I decided he might take it the wrong way.

“Busted were my teenie band you know.” I said, then I felt my cheeks going red. What was that all about? I shimmied along to Chris and passed him the thing he had to sign. He smiled at me politely and started to sign it.

“Wow.” I said glancing to Dave next to him. Chris looked up and smirked at me.

“Ah we have another Dave fan.” Chris said handing the signing thing over to Dave. I side stepped in front of Dave and felt the biggest grin I could form come on to my lips. My cheeks started to ache but I couldn’t stop smiling. I looked back at Jess who was the only one still in the queue. She caught me looking at her and I pointed at Dave and stuck my tongue out. Jess laughed and stuck her middle finger up at me.

“Nice isn’t she.” Dave said catching my attention again. I looked around at him and nodded, I didn’t really know what to say to him in case I made myself look stupid. When he had finished signing it I carried on walking to where you could wait for your friends and stood to watch them all. Nothing unusual was happening and I was beginning to realise that they weren’t going to fall madly in love with us. Or so I thought….

After everyone had gotten their thing signed we all felt kind of gutted. Most fans would have been made up by getting to see them like that in the flesh, us however were left wanting more. We didn’t really have time to be as gutted as we would have liked to be honest because it seemed Aeva was hyperventilating. Luckily everything had gone well in front of the lads and Aeva hadn’t passed out as James’ hand grazed her own as she handed him the thing we went to get signed. Instead she had bottled it all up until we stepped outside of the shop. Now she was paling and breathing at a speed none of us liked. All other fans were staring at her and laughing so we decided to take her around the back of the shop where it might be quieter.

“Should we call for an ambulance?” Lisa asked poking Aeva in the arm.

“No, not yet. She’s not dying or anything… I think.” Sarah said watching Aeva with a worried look.

“Just let her sit down… all this excitement must be making it hard for her to breathe.” I stated as I pushed her down onto a step in front of a door. Aeva smiled gratefully as she started to get her breathe back slowly. This calmed everyone down and helped Aeva calm down too. Soon everyone was laughing and joking and discussing the best places to have sex in. Just as Jess started going into a nice story about her, a boy and the back of a horse Aeva went flying across the step and onto the pavement we were all standing on. Shocked all of us looked to the door she had been leaning on and froze as five boys strolled out.

“Oh my God you killed Aeva!” Billie exclaimed dropping to Aeva’s side.

“You bastard!” Lisa stated as she also kneeled down beside her. All five of the boys turned to look at us and gave each other awkward glances.

“James! We told you there would be fans listening up against the door!” Steve tried to whisper into James’ ear.

“Aeva wasn’t listening against the door! She was sitting down to stop herself from dying… then you kill her!” Billie shouted as Aeva’s eyes opened.

“Ow.” She gasped as she tried to sit up.

“Is she ok?” James asked looking guilty.

“No you’ve killed her!” Lisa shouted.

“What’s all this commotion?” We all looked to the door again as Fletch walked out of the doors.

“James killed a girl.” Dave said pointing at Aeva.

“She’s not dead!” James exclaimed looking like he might cry.

“She’s nearly dead.” Sarah stated folding her arms as she tried to intimidate him, which was working quite well.

“Well I’ll take her to the hospital.” James said stepping towards Aeva and reaching his hand out. Aeva stared at his hand for a good few minutes before accepting it. She was the only one who had realised Son of Dork were stood right in front of us.

“What about us?” Jess asked. “I’m not leaving her with a stranger.”

“Well I can fit three more people in my car.” James explained as he took his car keys out and pointed them at a shiny blue car.

“I’ll go with her!” Billie said jumping to the other side of Aeva. Jess looked longingly at the other boys before stepping next to Billie along with Lisa. Me and Sara were left giving them evil looks because we were quite jealous. But as the four of them got into James’ car and sped off Fletch smiled at us and opened his mouth.

“Looks like you’ll be travelling with us.” He said. Me and Sarah exchanged excited glances before following the boys towards a large people carrier.

Sarah’s P.O.V

So here I am, sat in a people carrier and rubbing thighs with Grandpa. I had watched as Aeva and co sped off in James’ car as me and Leigh eagerly followed the rest of Son Of Dork towards their people carrier. Leigh had gone to get in next to Chris, but if she thinks she’s going near my grandpa she’s got another thing coming! So I pushed her out the way and jumped in next to him. I almost died when he smiled at me! His smile is so… smiley! Leigh didn’t seem to mind as I she got in the middle of set of seats next to Dave.

As the car started up and I felt the motor vibrating throughout the car a smile came to my lips as I took a look at Chris. I can remember times when I used to have to think of him when things vibrated near me! Now look at me! Apart from my whole left side rubbing against him I can’t actually feel him. Discretely I moved my hand and pushed it into my jeans pocket. My hand was wedged in between us for a whole thirty seconds as I pulled my mobile out and snapped it open. I looked at the screen thinking of what I could do to make it look like I had actually needed it. Time was ticking and I still hadn’t thought of anything… time. Yes I was looking at the time. I snapped it shut again and put it back in my pocket, trying to stop my hand from grabbing any part of Chris it could reach. I could smell some manly smell radiating from him and it was like sniffing something from heaven! I stole a sneaky glance at him and noticed his lips moving to the side as he chewed the inside of his cheek. I realised this glance had turned into a full frontal stare and I moved to look out of the window trying to slow my breathing down. My heart had started to pump faster and I felt as if it would burst from my chest and explode as it screamed his name. Oh to be screaming his name!

I was pulled from my thoughts as the people carrier pulled into a parking space of the hospital. I hadn’t even noticed us driving through the city so quickly and I didn’t notice us pulling into the car park. But evidently we had, so now I had to move away from Grandpa. I waited for Dave to lift the seat forward and quickly made a start out. Fresh air would be good. As I was getting out I realised my bum was probably in Chris’ face. What if it didn’t look good? I put my first foot on the ground and struggled to pull my pants up and prayed to God it was looking like its normal perky self. I pushed myself out of the car and turned around to look at Chris. I was right. His eyes were just below my waist and then as soon as he saw me looking they snapped up. I felt my cheeks burn as they must have been a delightful crimson colour. I wanted to break out into a massive grin, but that wouldn’t be very ladylike. So instead I turned around and followed the others towards the hospital.

“I’m slightly disappointed.” Leigh whispered to me as we lagged behind everyone.

“How come?” I asked not really bothered. I was still in a daze over Chris being sat next to me.

“I was expecting something more hardcore to happen on the ride here.” Leigh said winking at me. I grinned at her and nodded. That was true… I did have erotic visions of me tearing my clothes off to reveal a saucy little outfit while Chris just stripped down to his skin.

“Hey look there’s your friends.” Steve said interrupting us and pointing to where everyone except James and Aeva were stood. Me and Leigh bounded over and tapped on the shoulders of our awaiting friends.

“So what’s going on?” I asked looking about for Aeva.

“She’s been taken into a hospital room and chose James to go with her.” Jess replied looking slightly jealous.

“Is she ok though?” Leigh asked.

“We think she is, but she keeps insisting her head hurts while laughing at James’ cheesy jokes.” Lisa replied. So I guess Aeva was pretending to be ill to get James’ attention… she was smarter than I thought. I looked over at Chris who was smiling at Danny and nodding at whatever they were chatting about… maybe if I just passed out on the floor he would come over to me on a white horse and save me. I dithered about what to do before realising being in a hospital would probably mean I’d get some old doctor saving me, not Chris.

But you know what I’m stood within five feet of this guy and I could have him if I wanted to. So what if there are tons of people around us. I have the guts to go over to him and ask him to meet me in a cupboard somewhere, don’t I? I do! But I can’t really see a cupboard anywhere… the people carrier. Right I guess I have nothing to lose.

I walked over to Chris slowly while clenching my fists. I got in front of him and froze as both him and Danny turned to look at me. Danny’s eyebrow raised and Chris glanced at him. I must have looked like a complete freak.

“Can I speak to you Chris?” I asked quietly.

“Sure.” He replied smiling at me. Danny shrugged and turned to walk over to Dave, Steve and Fletch. I took a deep breath and looked back at the other girls who were oblivious to the fact that I was about to pull big time!

“Do you fancy going out to the people carrier with me?” I asked winking at him… this was supposed to be my charm.

“Why?” Chris asked looking slightly puzzled. I rolled my eyes and tried to think of a good excuse.

“I think I dropped an earring in there…” I answered.

“Oh ok then.” Chris smiled. He went over to Fletch and got the keys for the people carrier and then we were off. This is where our secret love affair was going to begin!

Aeva’s POV.

Hospitals weren’t my favourite place to be, but I didn’t care much with James beside me. I don’t know what I had expected to come out of today, my first meeting with James, but I definitely didn’t see me and him in a hospital room waiting for a doctor to come and examine me.

“I haven’t been in a hospital in ages.” James exclaimed. His blue eyes scanned the room as he sat down on the patient bed thing beside me. Our hands were inches away from each other as we both leant on them. I wanted to move them closer to him and just hold his hand, maybe just to see what he says. But I wasn’t brave enough to do that and I didn’t want him to hate me or anything.

“Me either, they’re totally different in England.” I said staring at his perfectly formed lips.

“Oh yeah you’re American, right?” James asked looking back at me.

“Yep.” I said wishing I could just push my lips against his.

“I love America!” James said smiling at me. Oh his smile! It was amazing!

“I love England!” I smiled back at him. There was a silence forming between us as we both just stared at each other. It was slightly weird, but I knew something like this would happen. He had to be thinking about how me and him would get along perfect! I was about to start a conversation again when suddenly I felt his lips against mine. It only lasted for about ten seconds, but in that time I felt my whole body shiver with excitement. As he pulled away from me and blushed I felt my mouth open in awe. James Elliot Bourne had just kissed me.

“Sorry.” James muttered jumping up and heading for the door.

“Wait for me!” I said following him quickly.

“What about the doctor?” James asked as he opened the door.

“I suddenly feel a lot better.” I answered as I grinned at him. James grinned back at me and although this all felt slightly surreal I could tell it was genuine. We both continued out of the room and started along the hallway towards the waiting room where everyone would be waiting for us. Just before we reached the corner James stopped abruptly and shoved me against the wall.

“Ok, we have two choices! One… and two!” He whispered looking at me seriously.

“What?” I asked slightly confused. I presumed I hadn’t heard him properly because I was too busy staring into his beautiful eyes.

“Two choices… we can go round there and go our separate ways or we can make a quick gettaway to my car and I can take you somewhere nice.” James said smiling at me.

“You… me… somewhere?” I gasped. It wasn’t my intentions to make him think that was my choice, however that’s how he took it. So with a grab of my hand we were crawling on the floor and diving out of sight. Soon we were outside and jogging towards his car. Was this really happening to me?

“No one even noticed us!” James exclaimed as we both got into his car. I grinned at him as I felt my mobile vibrating against my leg. I dug my hand into my pocket and pulled it out, as I flipped it open I saw the message was from Billie.

“Don’t be too sure.” I said to James. “Hey A, just seen you and James playing James Bond. You must be ok then. Have fun. B.”

“Well we better get moving then!” James said as he revved the engine for effect. I giggled as I was pulled back into the chair as the car zoomed forward. I pulled my seatbelt on as quick as I could, then I turned to look at James. He looked really happy sat behind the wheel. He had one hand clasping the steering wheel, moving it every so often and the other was wrapped around the gear stick.

“Where are we going?” I asked after we had been driving around for about ten minutes.

“I was thinking we could go see a movie or something.” James smiled.

“That sounds cool to me.” I replied. I was going to see a film with James Bourne. James fucking Bourne!

The car journey only took about ten minutes more before we pulled up into a car park for the local cinema. I got myself out of the car with shaking hands and tried to calm myself down. I slammed the door shut and waited for James to walk round and meet me. He put his hand on the small of my back and directed me towards the entrance, he could probably feel my body quivering. We went through the entrance quickly and James went off to buy tickets while I waited patiently, wondering what film we would be seeing. He came back shortly after and took me to buy some refreshments. When I had picked out some popcorn and an ice junkie we went to see our film.

“What film are we seeing?” I asked as we walked into the dark room.

“Brokeback Mountain.” James replied as we settled down on the back row.

“What?” I asked surprised at his choice of film.

“I’ve heard its really boring so I thought we could do something else while watching it.” James said as he looked at me sneakily. I grinned to myself and sat back in the chair… hmm what to do now.

But I didn’t have to decide because James took the popcorn and drink from my hands and placed them on the floor neatly. He pulled the chair arm up and moved himself closer to me. I could feel my heart start to pound as his lips edged closer to mine. When our lips touched I felt my entire body tingle with bliss. He tasted so sweet. He grinned at me as he pulled away.

“You’re lips are really cold.” He laughed as he nodded towards the ice junkie I had been supping on. I just grinned madly at him as no words would form in my head. Luckily he didn’t seem to mind as he brought his lips down on mine again. After kissing in the pitch black for quite some time I felt his hand move to my thigh. Another tingly sensation erupted from the point that our bodies touched and I almost moaned. However I did have some will power and instead of moaning I kissed him harder, he seemed to enjoy this. He moved his hand from my thigh and took hold of my own hand, entwining our fingers and brushing it against his chest. I loved the feel of his hand wrapped around mine, it made me feel safe and comfortable. His hand slipped over the top of mine and pushed my hand towards his crotch. I opened my eyes wide in shock as I felt something hard bulging in his jeans.

Jess’s POV.

Everyone strolled out of the hospital looking slightly annoyed. James and Aeva had got off somewhere and it seemed only Billie noticed them, but didn’t think to inform anyone. So here we were standing in the car park with a very nasty sounding Fletch bawling into his phone about how the rest of the days events would have to be cancelled without James. He didn’t seem to notice that seven people were staring at him with grins on their faces as they contemplated how to spend the day. I crossed my fingers over as Fletch hung up the phone and turned to look at everyone. Please let them want to spend the day with us!

“Right guys, until I find James it looks like you get the day off.” Fletch said looking extremely annoyed. I smiled as cheers broke out amongst everyone.

“Wait a minute… where is Chris?” Danny asked as he looked around at everyone. I looked about too and then remembered Sarah leading him off towards the people carrier.

“They went in that direction.” I stated, pointing towards where I last saw them.

“Right well lets go get him and then you can all buzz off.” Fletch said walking away quickly. Steve, Danny and Dave skipped after him quickly. I looked at Billie, Lisa and Leigh. They all seemed to be edging after them in a discreet kind of way.

“We should go get Sarah.” Leigh said as she broke into a run after the boys. Everyone else grinned and went to catch up with her.

When we caught up with Fletch and the boys we came up towards the people carrier and stopped in shock. Sarah was straddling Chris and giving him a big smooch! Every person outside of the people carrier had stopped in their tracks and were staring with eyes wide open and jaws on the floor. Sarah and Chris seemed oblivious to this until finally Fletch stepped forward and tapped on the window. Sarah jumped off Chris and dived out of the car making all of us giggle, including Steve. Chris climbed out after her sheepishly and stared at his feet as his cheeks flushed red.

“Christopher Leonard! I can not take you anywhere!” Fletch exclaimed as he smirked slightly. This just made Chris flush more, but as usual Sarah joined in with the smirks. I could tell the minute the boys were out of sight she was going to be boasting about this.

“I guess I’ll see you later then.” Sarah said winking at Chris. Chris nodded at her and climbed back into the people carrier, followed by Steve and Danny. The rest of us turned around glumly and toddled off back to the entrance of the hospital.

“Hey wait!” All four of us turned around and gasped as Dave came running over us, well not really us, more me.

“Can we help you?” Lisa asked.

“Well she can.” Dave said nodding at me.

“What can I do to you?” I said by mistake, purposely.

“Well…” Dave began smiling at me. “I was planning on going back to mine and watching this new DVD I bought, but it’s a scary one and I don’t like watching them on my own. Fancy coming?”

“Hells yes!” I exclaimed grabbing a hold of his hand and pulling him towards the people carrier.

Billie’s P.O.V

I followed Lisa, Leigh and Sarah back towards the main hospital entrance a little stunned at our new found friends, because they were our new friends whether they liked it or not. We all stopped when we came to the hospital entrance and looked back to where we could see the guys still getting into the people carrier, including Jess. I was a little jealous but probably not as much as the others, they were all turning green as they watched Jess laugh, especially Leigh. I smirked to myself and turned to around to look for a bus stop or a taxi. A big black cab pulled up in front of us automatically and I couldn’t help but feel it was probably fate.

“I have just had a brain wave!” I said quietly with an excited tone in my voice. Everyone turned to look at with questioning eyes, normally my ideas got us into trouble.

“Well?” Sarah asked eagerly.

“Follow me!” I exclaimed running towards the taxi. I pulled open the door and dived in with Lisa, Leigh and Sarah following me. When we were all in the taxi and the door was shut everyone turned to look at me again.

“Is this your brainwave? A taxi home?” Lisa asked.

“No, oi taxi man! Follow that people carrier!” I shouted pointing at the Son Of Dork people carrier that was driving out of the hospital.

“Alright love.” The taxi driver replied as he took off after them.

“Billie you genius!” Leigh exclaimed at me as we all stuck our heads out of the windows so we could watch the people carrier.

We followed the people carrier for a long time around the city centre until finally it decided to turn off into a part of town where the residents all owned big houses. When the people carrier stopped and let Dave and Jess out we all ducked out of view from the windows and told the taxi driver to continue following the people carrier.

“That must be where James and Aeva are.” Sarah said as she stared at the large house Dave was leading Jess into.

“Do you think they live there?” Lisa asked in awe.

“Well probably.” Sarah replied smiling. We all sat up properly again and continued to follow the people carrier. It wasn’t long before they pulled up again and Steve, Danny and Chris got out of the car. They waved bye to Fletch and then walked towards their house.

“Quick lets get out!” Lisa exclaimed as she swung the door open and shot past me to get out. I followed her quickly and left paying the taxi driver to Leigh and Sarah. We ran down the street towards the remaining Son Of Dork guys but as we got closer we slowed down and tried to make this all look accidental. I watched as Steve glanced our way then back towards the door that Chris was struggling to open.

“He didn’t recognise us.” I whispered to Lisa.

“Fall over.” Lisa said quickly.

“What, why?” I asked confused.

“Just do it!” Lisa said in a high pitched and bossy voice. I rolled my eyes and tripped myself up, as I fell to the floor I let out a loud scream and looked over at the Son Of Dork guys. Each of them turned around to look at us as Lisa wailed her arms about.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

“Oh Billie! Are you ok?!” Lisa asked loudly as she shot sideway glances at the boys.

“No! My ankle.” I giggled as I realised this was getting their attention.

“Billie! Lisa! We’ve ran out of money for the taxi!” I heard Leigh shouting from down the street. Lisa spun around and tried to signal for them to shut up, but it wasn’t happening.

“Billie you got any money?” Lisa asked quickly smiling at the Son of Dork gang who staring at us.

“No.” I said checking my pockets. Lisa checked hers too and turned back to Leigh shaking her head.

“What we gonna do then?” Leigh shouted back.

“Show him your tits or something I don’t know!” Lisa screamed, obviously annoyed that Leigh had blew our disguise.

“Can I help you ladies?” Lisa and I both snapped our heads towards the gate I was lying in front of to see Steve perched against it with a cheesy grin on his face.

“No we’re ok.” Lisa replied smiling at him and curling her hair in her finger. I giggled to myself and tried thinking of a nice polite way to ask him for some money to pay for the taxi. That’s when I saw a hand reach down from above me. I followed the arm up to the face and almost crapped my pants in excitement.

“Holy shit balls!” I exclaimed as I reached out to touch the hand.

Jess P.O.V

A massive detached house with a strange odour about it as if two weird boys lived here together and had frequent parties that might include girls and boys of all ages ending up next to the dustbin spewing their guts up, and I was stood outside. Not on my own might I add, with Dave Williams. The only guy that I would bother fighting over with Leigh. I smiled to myself as I imagined what Leigh’s face would look like if she watched me walking into Dave’s house. After realising that I probably looked like a complete weirdo I stopped and followed Dave inside. I looked at the long hallway we had walked into and edged along it slowly. The hallway was slightly messy with stains that appeared to be curry and other takeaways etched into the carpet. The walls were a creamy beige with an occasional painting stuck on them, not your average paint though, they looked like they were done by fans and were portraits of them. I followed Dave into the first door that we came to. It was on the right and I didn’t particularly want to touch the handle, I cringed at the thought of how messy the rooms were. But as I entered the living room I saw a drastic change in the cleanliness. There was a massive flat screen television hung on the wall opposite a black leather sofa that looked like it would squeak if you sat on it. In the corner there was a matching arm chair that also looked squeaky, surprisingly it was so clean it was shining like a spoon after you’d dosed it in vinegar. They had wooden flooring that looked as if you could slip on it at any moment, I didn’t even dare walk quickly.

Dave skimmed through the room and switched the TV on, he bent down for few minutes next to the DVD player, then stood up and sat on the sofa. He looked up at me expectantly and patted the space next to him. I grinned and sat down with him. He pulled a remote control out of nowhere and started the DVD he had bought, but I didn’t even get to see which DVD it was before he pounced on me. I’d thought about what his kisses would be like but nothing prepared me for them. He started off slow and tenderly then seemed to pluck up courage and worked me over like a rat does cheese. I felt him nibbling my bottom then licking it quickly and forcing his tongue into my mouth, swirling it around and massaging my own tongue. Everything was so quick, I didn’t have time to show him my special technique.

After about fifteen minutes of this hectic tonsil tennis I pulled away from him panting. Don’t get me wrong, kissing a famous guy is quite the right thing to do… but even Dave Williams can’t stop me from getting bored with doing the same thing for fifteen minutes.

“Can I use your toilet?” I asked slightly out of breath. Dave nodded and pointed out of the door while trying to catch his own breath. I smiled at him and stood up to leave the room. I was still shocked to find the hallway dirty as I made my way upstairs. I didn’t touch the railing as I tumbled up them, still in shock to have found myself kissing him. As I reached the top of the stairs I looked left and right and managed to spot a door slightly ajar. I made my way towards it and peeked inside. There was a large double bed, neatly made with a guitar placed across it. I couldn’t guess whose room it was so I backed out and tried the next door. This one was the bathroom, clean just like the living room. Everything seemed to sparkle inside, including the dull green soap. I shut the door behind me and my way to the sink. I turned the knob on the tap and cupped a handful of refreshing cold water, then splashed it at my face. After doing that a few more times I switched the tap off and grabbed a towel off the radiator. I swamped it onto my face and wiped away the collected water. I pulled it away when I heard the bathroom door open again. Dave was stood in front of me grinning like a Cheshire cat.

Aeva’s POV.

This is it, I thought. This is the one thing in my life that I will remember until the day I die, a story I’d only tell the closest people to me, something I’d be smiling about as a take my last breath. Sex with James Bourne.

As I sat there still in a form of shock that my hand was resting on the hard cock of James Elliot Bourne I noticed that he was actually waiting for me to do something. How do you try and impress someone who can sleep with any girl he wants? I let out a slow breath and moved both of my shaky hands towards his belt buckle. His lips pressed against my neck slowly and sensually as I fumbled around, trying to undo the belt. It didn’t seem to like me messing around with it and eventually James had to help. He smirked at me as he quickly got his belt undone and then his pants button and zip. I smiled back at him as he brought his lips towards my lips and gave me a few small kisses before entering his tongue into my mouth. I was nervous about doing anything with James, although I had dreamt about this every night since I’d first seen him. Part of me had believed I would meet him and get to do everything I wanted, but deep down I knew I wouldn’t get to do any of it. Now here I was making out with him and moving my hands along his jean clad thighs towards a hard on he had got over me!

My hands got there quickly and I hooked my thumbs around the waistband of his boxers feeling the tension start to build up in both of our bodies. Our lips separated for a small amount of time as his blue eyes pierced into my own and his fast paced breaths were hitting my lips, I saw the pleading in his eyes for me to get to work quick. Over coming any fear I had I put my hand into his boxers and grasped his throbbing hard on. I froze for a split second as I remembered who it was I was holding in my hands, but then I started to pump away as he kissed me again. His kisses slowed down and stopped as his breathing became louder and he leant his head against the back of his chair as he moaned aloud, making me grin. He looked so sexy with his eyes shut and a look of bliss radiating from his face. After my hand had been down his boxers a few minutes I felt him start to tense up and his own hand grabbed me and made me stop. I looked at him with a quizzical look and he winked at me. I continued with the confused look and wanted to ask him what was wrong, but he answered my question by grabbing me by the wait and pulling me onto his lap. His hands went straight to my pants quickly and undone the zip and button as fast they could. James pushed me back up and pulled my pants off along with my underwear. I bit my bottom lip as I thought about all the possibilities of us getting caught in here. I was naked from the waist below and he had a large boner, imagine how that looked? James smiled at me and pulled me back onto his lap while slipping his boxers down.

I wrapped my arms around his neck as out lips met and we began to kiss passionately. I felt him enter me and his hands that were gripping my hips started to move me up and down. I wasn’t feeling like any normal girl would feel in this situation with James, I felt as if my whole depended on making this amazing. It was already amazing for me and I’m sure it was a unusual experience for James, he couldn’t have had many girls at the movies!

Billie’s P.O.V

As I got to my feet I felt my legs turn to jelly as I almost fell down again. I would have fallen down if it wasn’t for the person holding me up.

“Are you ok?” He said to me. He spoke to me. He moved his mouth and tongue in order to communicate with me. He put energy into aiming words at me.

“Yeah.” I said quietly as my cheeks burned. I never thought I’d get all shy with him in front of me. Why was I doing this? I needed to say something funny and make him laugh at me and love and want to be with me. It was Dougie Poynter.

“Lisa we still need some money!” Leigh shouted interrupting mine and Dougie’s moment.

“Well I haven’t got any!” Lisa screamed back. I glanced at Steve who was bent over laughing at how quickly Lisa had changed. When she had finished screaming she turned back to Steve and gave him her sweet little smile again, making him laugh more.

“Do you want me to pay for the taxi?” Steve asked after he had calmed down.

“No… we’ll be ok.” Lisa said batting her eyelashes at him.

“No we won’t! We’ll pay you back if you give us the money.” I said quickly. Steve shrugged and handed me some money. I thanked him and smiled gratefully before running down the street to hand it to Leigh, who passed it to Sarah who gave it to the taxi driver who drove off quickly. Then the three of us made our way back down to Lisa who was chatting away with Steve and… Dougie.

“Oh what a coincidence!” Sarah exclaimed as we stopped in front of them.

“What’s a coincidence?” Lisa asked looking puzzled.

“Seeing these guys here.” Sarah said still smiling.

“It’s kind of obvious you followed us actually.” Steve stated. Sarah laughed to herself and shrugged as her cheeks went slightly pink.

“We only followed you so we could find Aeva.” Leigh said trying to save us from humiliation.

“Oh right… well why don’t you come inside our house and wait.” Steve suggested as he looked back at the house. Leigh, Sarah and Lisa all nodded giddily and practically ran towards the front door. I strolled along trying to look cool for Dougie. If I’d have known I’d be seeing him today I would have made more of an attempt to look my normal drop dead gorgeous self.

“So what’s your name?” My body continued to walk towards the house as everything else went numb. Dougie spoke to me again!

“Billie.” I whispered.

“Cool, I’m Dougie.” He said holding the front door open for me. As if I didn’t already know. If only he knew how many times I’d used his body as my sex slave. Obviously in dreams, but it still counted to me.

Jess P.O.V

“Is there any particular reason you’ve followed me to the bathroom?” I asked Dave as he stared at me intently.

“I missed you.” Dave smirked as he shrugged. I beamed at him as he walked over to me and wrapped his arms around my waist. He brought his lips down on mine softly and kissed my lips with less passion than before. This time his was soft and made me feel fuzzy inside. I could feel his hands tugging at the hem on my t-shirt playfully as we carried on kissing and so I thought it was time we took our t-shirts off.

I stepped back from him and winked as I removed my t-shirt. When I got it over my head and could see him again I saw him with a big cheesy grin on his face. He so knew he was about to pull. I stood there in my pants and bra waiting for him to get the point that I wasn’t the only one that had to strip down when suddenly he clicked and pulled his t-shirt off too. I smiled at him seductively (because that’s what you do when you want to get down and dirty) and unbuttoned the button on my jeans. I slipped them down slowly and as I stepped out of them I looked up at Dave, who was already working on his belt buckle. I watched him struggle for a couple of minutes before I stepped back over to him and helped him. I was in his pants within seconds, I like to call it my hidden talent. Once I’d gotten him out of his pants his fiery passion came back and he thrust me up against the wall so he could kiss me roughly. I kissed him back as his hands roamed around my body and ended up behind me unclasping my bra. As I felt it spring open I pushed him forwards towards the bath tub and pushed him into it.

The bath was huge! It was more like a Jacuzzi and could probably fit the whole of Son of Dork in it. As we tumbled inside it Dave spun me around so he was on top as he fully removed my bra and started to kiss my neck. I felt my skin stick to the hard back of the bath and giggled as I thought of the bath burns I would get from this. Dave looked up at me and smiled thinking the giggles caused by him. I winked at him and pushed him up slightly. I tugged at his boxers until he helped me pull them off and grinned as I saw what a big boy he was.

“Gee whiz Dave! I wasn’t expecting that!” I said laughing as Dave blushed and pushed me back down.

He ran his finger tips along my stomach towards my panties and removed them quickly. As he threw them out of the bath he shimmied up me slightly so he could kiss me fully on the lips. I kissed him back as I ran my index finger along his back making him shiver. Dave pulled his lips away from mine and continued to leave me little delicate kisses down my neck, chest and stomach then he worked his way up again. He was being a lot more romantic then I expected, and now all I wanted to do was have him in me as I screamed his name!

I interrupted Dave’s kisses along me and gave him puppy dog eyes. Dave smiled at me and understood what I wanted. He moved himself in between my legs and thrust himself inside me. I moaned in surprise at his sudden speed and grasped the sides of the bath as he started to grind his hips into mine. He put his hands either side of my head so he was propped up and looked down directly into my eyes. I looked up at his cute little face and was about to smile when he slammed into me hard making me gasp in pleasure and some bath burn pain.

It’s times like these I wish I had a camera. Imagine the view from behind. Dave’s naked arse and my legs springing about. I bit my bottom lip to stop me laughing at it as Dave continued to show me his moves. After a few minutes of going at a steady speed he suddenly got faster and lowered his body so his lips were inches from mine. As his eyes narrowed he lowered his lips onto mine and gave me one single, slow kiss. As he finished he moved into me deeper than before as I moaned louder. He grinned at me and kissed me again, this time biting my lip as he left me.

“Of fuck Dave!” I exclaimed as moved himself around in a way that sent dots of pleasure through my body.

Lisa’s POV.

I sat down on a comfy sofa in the middle of Steve Rushtons house. It was very bachelor looking and obvious that the three boys that lived here had never attempted to clean it. It wasn’t a dirty house, it just wasn’t clean. I presumed they had a maid and she hadn’t been here in a while.

“So Lisa… who is your favourite Son of Dork member?” Steve asked me as he sat down beside me. He shuffled himself up the couch until our thighs were touching and grinned at me.

“I don’t know.” I lied -obviously it was him-. “I don’t know you guys so I can’t decide.”

“Good answer.” He replied. “Who do you think is the best looking?”

“Oh definitely you.” I smiled as I gave him a cheeky wink. Steve’s grin got wider and he winked back.

“Obviously.” He said putting his arm on the back of the sofa behind me.

“Thanks for paying the taxi…” I said feeling slightly awkward as a silence overtook us.

“Oh that’s nothing!” Steve said beaming at me still. His smile was plastered to his face and I doubted that I would ever be able to remove it.

“I don’t know what we’d have done if you weren’t here.” I said smiling at him. His own smile was really infectious and even though I wanted his lips to be doing something else I was beaming inside.

“You don’t sound like you’re from around here…” Steve said still not dropping his smile.

“No, I’m from Belgium.” I stated.

“Wow! I’ve never met anyone in England who has come from Belgium.” Steve said grinning even more wider, which I totally thought wasn’t possible.

“Well now you have.” I smiled. I didn’t really expect Steve to have been this weird… I don’t mind people smiling, but his constant grinning made me feel uncomfortable.

“Hey I have an idea, why don’t you come and see my Jacuzzi?” Steve asked me as he stood up excitedly. Obviously this meant me and Steve were soul mates because I loved Jacuzzi’s and he wanted to show me one… how much of a coincidence?

So to be polite I accepted his invitation and followed him towards the double doors at the end of the living room which I think are called French Windows but having my thoughts written out by Leigh I’m too sure because she isn’t French. Anyways we walked out of these double glass door thingies that lead out to the back garden, which was considerably massive. The lawn was the size of a small football field (I may be exaggerating) and just before it there was a nice patio area with a square Jacuzzi lying in the middle, awaiting my body to dive inside.

“That’s a really cool Jacuzzi.” I stated as we walked closer to it.

“I know. I like it when the bubbles are on.” Steve said gazing into the transparent water.

“Do you sit in it without the bubbles on?” I asked wondering what the point in that was.

“Occasionally. It makes it feel better when you put the bubbles on.”

“Oh well that makes more sense.” So maybe he wasn’t as stupid as I thought.

“I like sitting in it when it’s raining.” Steve said looking up at the sky that had collected grey clouds overhead.

“I bet it’s really romantic like that.” I thought aloud.

“Yeah it -”

“Hey Steve we’re all going out. Bye.” Steve was interrupted by Chris hanging his head out of the double doors and waving.

“Who’s we?” Steve asked.

“Everyone else… we’re showing them that place where we take people when we want to show them that place.” Chris replied before peeling his head back and running off. Steve looked at me with a queer look and shrugged.

“So do you wanna get in?” He asked. I considered the options I had here. Get into a Jacuzzi with a stud like Steve… or go back inside with a stud like Steve.

“Sure.” I replied.

Sarah’s P.O.V

“So where are you taking us?” I asked Chris as we trudged through a field that was a couple of blocks behind their house.

“It’s a secret place where Matt and James used to write songs… now everyone goes there. Fightstar, Son of Dork, McFly… and Matt.” Chris answered as he stepped over a big pile of horse poop.

“I’m still confused.” I replied not completely understanding what he was saying.

“It’s like a den that some kids have built, except it’s been built by older guys who have had a bit of money behind them.” Chris said shrugging at me.

“Oh that makes more sense.” I nodded. I glanced behind me and watched as Leigh and Billie trotted along with Danny Hall and Dougie. They were both giggling at something and looked like if I sneaked Chris off somewhere they wouldn’t notice.

“Here we are.” Chris said as we arrived at the edge of some woods. I mentally stomped my foot as I would have preferred to drag him off to a secluded part of the field and fucked his brains out. That was when I realised we weren’t stood outside any kind of building, or even a place that resembled a den.

“Are you sure this is it?” I asked looking around the muddy terrain.

“Yep. It’s well hidden.” Chris grinned. He waited until the others had caught up with us and then he looked about to make sure no one was watching him.

I watched as Chris tugged on a branch three times and a control pad type of thing appeared in the middle of the trees trunk. Chris dialled in the code (which I memorised for future reference) and stepped back as a man sized hole appeared at the foot of the tree. Leigh, Billie and I all stared in awe as Chris, Danny Hall and Dougie all grinned at us proudly.

“Now that is a bit cool!” Leigh said as she stepped closer to look inside.

“Is that even possible?” Billie asked truly amazed.

“Yeah… why don’t you follow me.” Dougie said as he walked over to the hole. He sat down on the edge and put his feet inside. He felt around for ladders and climbed down them slowly. Billie jumped up and down excitedly before following him, then Leigh followed, then Danny Hall and then me.

I climbed down some awkward ladders that were built into the earth around me. As I got to the bottom I jumped off them and looked around in the pitch black. I felt as if I had gone blind it was that dark, but then just I bumped into Danny Hall someone switched the lights on. My jaw dropped down as I took in my new found surroundings. This was not possible! We were in an underground den that was kitted out better than the stripes home!

“What do you think?” Chris asked as he came up behind me.

“I don’t think I can think.” I whispered as I looked around at all the posh gear situated around a circular room.

I walked further into the room and looked at the walls that were covered in posters of amazing bands and musicians. There was a long black and white leather sofa in the centre of the room, facing a flat screen TV that bent to fit in the room. I looked up at the ceiling and spotted dozens of tiny lights blaring down on me brightly. This place was pure genius. As I was glancing around I spotted a circular shaped door leading through into another room.

“Jesus I feel like a hobbit.” I muttered as I walked towards it.

Billie’s P.O.V

I turned around in a complete circle as I stared at the most amazing room EVER! It was so creative and special! I’d never been in an underground lair before. I loved the way everything seemed to have been so well thought out! Who knew that as you walked through the woods ahead, you were stumbling above the den of a bunch of hot celebrities?

“This is just amazing!” I gasped let my eyes follow the contents of the room. I spotted a curved fish on the other side of the room and ran over to it with wide eyes.

“Nemo fish!” I exclaimed as I pushed my face up against the tank.

“Actually that ones called Dory.” Dougie corrected me as he looked through the tank at the other end. I looked up at his distorted face through the tank. He was looking back at me, smiling. We both stepped sideways along the tank until our heads popped out the end. I giggled to myself as I thought of what I was reminded of. Dougie looked at me with a little smile on his face.

“Romeo and Juliet.” We both said at the same time. Both of our faces creased up as we started laughing.

“Do you wanna see the rest of this place?” Dougie asked as he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards a circular door that I had spotted Sarah walk out of a few minutes before.

“Sure.” I shrugged knowing that I had no choice anyway. Dougie pulled me out of the circular room and along a tunnel corridor towards the end door which was also in a circular shape.

We skipped along happily hand in hand until we reached the door. Dougie stopped me abruptly and put his hand onto the handle. He pressed down on it as slow as possible and opened the door quietly. When the door was wide open he pulled me inside and shut the door behind us. I stood in pitch black darkness with the sound of Dougie’s breathing filling my ears. I could feel my pupils getting wider as they tried to explore the room around me. I moved my hand around to find Dougie’s and grasped it. I heard Dougie chuckle as a click as light burst into view.

“Ow.” I said as I shaded my eyes from the bright light that filled the room.

Now I was stood in another circular room, but this was definitely beat the last room. My jaw dropped to the floor as I looked around in amazement. They had a swimming pool!! I stared at the circular swimming pool built into the floor and clenched my fists in excitement. I wasn’t bothered about anything else in the room, I didn’t notice the large vending machine full of all my favourite treats, or the jukebox that probably had lots of songs I loved. I just noticed the perfect pool waiting for me to dive in.

“This is my favourite room.” Dougie stated as he puffed his chest out in a proud way. I nodded at him in agreement and stepped closer to the pool. I bent down next to it and dipped my hand into the refreshing water.

“ARGH!” I flailed my arms as I felt a push on my back as I fell into the pool, grabbing a hold onto the nearest thing to me. Which just happened to be Dougie as he decided it would be funny to push me in. I felt the water envelope my body as I was pulled underneath towards the bottom. My feet touched the ground and I pushed off from the bottom and raced my way back to the top. As my head popped out I took a big breath of air and looked around for Dougie. I continued to tread water as I looked for him, but he was nowhere to be seen. That’s when I spotted his shoe! I swam over to his shoe and noticed a Dougie looking shape at the bottom of the water.

‘Oh shit, I’ve killed him!’ I thought as I took a surface dive and paddled towards him. I grabbed onto his body and pulled him back up to the surface close to the wall, which I propped him against. I slapped his cheeks a few times and when that didn’t work I decided on the only other option I had. I pressed my lips against his as I held onto his nose. I used all my energy to blow oxygen into his body. But unknown to me, Dougie didn’t need any of my own oxygen, he had plenty of his own. I felt his lips move against mine and then his tongue slipped into my mouth as the kiss of life turned into a French kiss.

Leigh’s P.O.V

I sat down on the large sofa in the middle of the underground lair and looked around. I was quite impressed with the way this had been arranged and even more impressed with all the latest technology surrounding it.

“I just don’t understand.” I muttered half to myself and half to Danny Hall, the only remaining dork.

“What’s there not to understand?” He replied sitting next to me on the sofa.

“Where does all the electricity come from? Why does the soil above not fall down? How has no one ever stumbled across this? Where is the fresh air coming from?” I asked with a puzzled look.

“Well… I’m not that sure, James sorted it all out really. I know we have an electricity box somewhere down the hall and we have these special beams built into the soil stopping it from falling… the fresh air comes from that box.” My eyes followed the direction Danny’s fingers were pointing at and I spotted a white box built into the wall that looked like air conditioning.

“All very genius if you ask me.” I stated nodding my head.

“Yes it is-” Danny started but he was soon interrupted by the sound of the man hole door opening and a pair of feet entering the lair. Both our eyes were glued to the ladders as a male body made his way down. I took in his appearance getting very excited in case it happened to be Matt Willis the stud muffin himself. But as this particular male turned around and revealed a sexual smile I felt my heart start to beat a thousand times faster as I realised I was breathing the same underground air as Danny Jones.

“Holy gosh!” I exclaimed as I tried to calm myself down as he walked towards us.

“Hiya Danny mate, how you doing?” Danny Jones said as he approached us both. I clenched my fists on either side of me trying to keep down the energy that was forming in the pit of my stomach as I watched him walking.

“Hey, yeah I’m alright. What about you?” Danny Hall asked grinning.

“Yeah I’m fine, just came to do some song writing.” Danny J said glancing at me, which made tiny butterflies appear in my stomach.

“Oh right cool… Dougie’s out there you know.” Danny H said gesturing to a door at the back of the room.

“Is he? Cool. So who’s your little friend then? I thought we decided on no girls allowed here.” Danny J said nodding in my direction. I felt my cheeks glow pink as both of their attentions were put on me.

“Yeah well he’s done a runner with some girl and Chris wants to bang another girl so he brought her here to impress her, I’m just babysitting this one.” Danny H said. I think he actually forgot that I was present for a second because as soon as he said it his cheeks blushed and he looked back at me with an apologetic look on his face.

“Not my fault I’m being dragged around by nymphomaniac friends.” I muttered trying not to let Danny J hear me.

“Why don’t I take her off your hands then?” Danny J said grinning at me. I felt my cheeks burn even more at the thought of being alone with him… I knew I wouldn’t be able to resist humping his leg or something! I always did embarrassing things like that.

“Sure… that way I can go and check out my new drum set. Seeya later Leigh.” Danny H said as he stood up and exited via the man hole door.

I held my breath as I waited for Danny J to do something and when he didn’t I decided I should take at least one breath before I turned blue. As I took this one breath I decided to take a sneaky look at Danny, but when I did he wasn’t there. I jolted around afraid that he’d done a runner on me and felt like crying when I saw the back door ajar and no Danny. I stood up with my hands on my hips and made my way to the door. Just as I pulled it open and began to go through it, I found Danny. We both bashed into each other and the contents of two glasses of fizzy vimto found its way on to my stripy clothes.

“Oops!” I said stupidly as I looked at the mess I had made.

Sarah’s P.O.V.

I wandered through the tunnelled walls that were surrounding me with my mouth open in awe constantly. This was so surreal. Maybe this was part of some dramatic dream I was participating in the night before I actually got to meet Son of Dork. If that was the reality I didn’t give two craps because this was realistic and as long as I got to be on my back with Chris, all would be well.

After roaming around for a couple of minutes with Chris hot on my tail I decided to enter a room on my left. As I swung the door open and stepped inside I recognised a recording studio type of room. It had all sorts of equipment inside, most of it with names I couldn’t think of and probably would never know. I walked inside and took a closer look at the control panel. Behind it was a glass window which looked out into a room with a guitar in the middle with an extremely large amplifier that was hooked up to some wires leading the control panel.

“Can you play music through that?” I asked pointing at the amplifier. Chris nodded to me and then stepped over to the control panel. He flicked a couple of switches then opened the door that led to the glass room. As soon as the door opened music burst into our ears and I grinned as I darted into the room and danced around. All I could hear were the beats penetrating every inch of my body vibrating from the amplifier. It was a weird feeling to have something that large vibrating around as I dance… but as usual my dancing came to an end. My left foot slipped underneath my right and made me go tumbling backwards and land right on the large amplifier. Within seconds Chris was by my side making sure I was ok. As he reached his hand out to pull me off this amplifier I pulled him down on top of me and kissed his kissable lips. Now we were kissing on top of a giant vibrator!

Chris repositioned himself so he was lying in between my spread legs and continued kissing me as we both vibrated and gyrated in a cluster of beats. My hands were roaming over Chris’ wide back and I moved them down to the bottom of his t-shirt. My hands groped at the hem and I pulled it up, stopping the kissing to take it off. I knew what was going to happen here… exactly what I had planned. As soon as his t-shirt was flung to the floor Chris began to smother me in his kisses again. I kissed him back and moved my hands underneath his body where I tore at his awkward belt and had it whipped off quicker than I knew possible. By then Chris realised what I was aiming at and began to get off my own clothes. As soon as we were both naked Chris took charge and pushed himself into me. I ran my hands along his back towards his backside and clung on as he trusted into me.

Along with the motions that Chris was using to maximise my pleasure was the new song that had boomed into my ears. The music was intensifying and I could hardly concentrate on what was happening to me. I was smothered in bliss going from one extreme and then to a next. I was hoping Chris was feeling it too, because I wasn’t doing much to try and satisfy him… maybe a few hip thrusts every now and then but it was mainly all his doing.

Chris didn’t seem bothered by this and as he thrust his entirety into me one last time before we both hit a blissful climax together, he collapsed on top of me panting and sweating. I dropped my arms from his back and lay with them swinging off the amplifier, totally smacked out.

Aeva’s P.O.V.

My hair was dishelmed, my body heat was way over the natural heat, my heart was beating faster than the speed of light… but I didn’t care. My hand was covered by the left hand of James Bourne. I loved his left hand… I loved his right hand too, but his left hand was that much more interesting.

The film ended sooner than I wanted it to and it was time for me and James to leave, so we left the cinema room with cheeky grins on our faces. As we were walking out of the movies I felt my cheeks burning red. It seemed as though everyone was staring at us, like they knew what we had done. James squeezed my hand and smiled at me which made me feel better.

“Where are we going now?” I asked him as we arrived at his car. James leant against it and looked at his watch.

“Well I’m guessing they’ve noticed I’ve gone missing… so we may as well make a day of it.” James grinned.

“Sounds good to me.” I agreed smiling back at him. He was so beautiful when he smiled.

“How about we go pick some food up and then take it to the park for a picnic?” James suggested as he walked around to his side of the car. We both got inside the car and he looked at me expectantly.

“Only if we can have pink champagne.” I joked, not think he would take me seriously. But apparently James Bourne was a pleaser and if I wanted pink champagne, pink champagne is what I would get.

We left the cinema cark park and drove down town to a local supermarket. James grabbed a baseball cap and then made his way into the supermarket, leaving me in the car. I waited for him for about ten minutes before he came back out with two plastic bags full of food. He grinned at me as he walked towards the boot of the car and put the bags in. When he was done he got back into the car and started it up.

We arrived at a park near to where he lived shortly after and found ourselves a nice patch of grass that overlooked a large lake where swans were swimming about with their life partners. A large Willow tree shaded us lightly and made us feel more hidden away from the other couples and families that had decided to picnic at the park. James had carried the bags from the car and pulled out a cheap blanket he had spotted while in the supermarket. We both perched on it and James began to empty the contents of the bags. He pulled the bottle of champagne out and grinned at me.

“Any glasses?” I asked giggling. James’ face dropped as he realised what he had forgot. He thought about it for a moment and then ran back to his car where he had left his mobile to stop us from being disturbed. I watched him talking into it for about five minutes before he ran back over and sat down next to me again.

“You’ll have a glass and bottle opener soon.” He laughed as he pulled out a few pre-made sandwiches.

“I think you might have bought a bit too much.” I stated peering into the bags and seeing dozens of packets of biscuits and even more packs of crisp.

“Oh well… what flavour sandwich would you like?” James asked holding the varieties out towards me. I grinned at him and picked my favourite flavour. James smiled at me and picked himself one before tucking in. I opened up my butty and nibbled on it while James’ vanished from site.

After about ten minutes of me munching on different things and James eating a lot of things another car pulled up near his. James got up and jogged over to the car. The window wound down and I could just about make out another guy handing him two champagne glasses and a bottle opener. James said goodbye to the guy then ran back towards me. He sat down again and I passed him the bottle of pink champagne and watched him open it. The bubbles burst out and made both me and James laugh as he poured the champagne into the glasses and handed me one. I took a sip and grinned at him… just as it started to rain.

Lisa’s P.O.V.

I leant my head back on the side of the Jacuzzi and looked up into the rain filled clouds. The downpour wasn’t heavy enough to blur my vision, but it was getting my hair drastically wet, which didn’t really bother me considering I was inside a Jacuzzi. I looked over to Steve who had his head back and had his arms stretched along the sides of the Jacuzzi.

“So how many girls have you penetrated in here then?” I asked casually as I slid further into the tub.

“What?” Steve asked bolting his head around to my direction. I shrugged at him and splashed my fingers in a ‘I’m trying to be seductive way.’

“How many girls have you brought back to your house and showed them your tub?” I emphasised the word tub and used my fingers to make finger speech marks.

“I don’t really bring girls here.” Steve answered.

“Why not? You’re famous…” I replied not really believing him.

“Yeah but they’re kind of like part of my work and this is my home life.” Steve said shrugging.

“But what if you got a girlfriend, would she be work based?”

“No she’d be different. She’d be liked you.” Steve smiled. I felt my heart skip a beat as he said the words and I felt my cheeks flush pink.

“Like me?” I asked flicking my wet hair and turning my head so I was looking at him with a sexy sideways glance.

“Yeah as in, I’d let her in my house.” Steve said. I felt my heart bang as it was shattered and I realised he wasn’t coming on to me. God darn it! How could I make this situation end up with me and Steve naked and not just in our underwear.

“Have you ever had sex in a Jacuzzi?” I asked trying to use my eyes as an open window leading to thoughts of sexual intercourse with this guy, if only he’d make eye contact!

“Nope. Would be fun though, right?” Steve said leaning his head back and continuing to look up at the sky.

“Yeah that is true. How about we test it?” If he didn’t get that one there was no hope for us.

AHA! His head came up sneakily and then his eyes glared at me. I started to tap my finger on the side of the Jacuzzi waiting for his answer and as soon as he noticed this he nodded his head and grinned. Oh how I have my way with the gentlemen. Steve bit his bottom lip and moved himself around the Jacuzzi until he was sat next to me. He put his hand into the water and rested it on my leg. I had a feeling that this might take some time.

“So where do you want to start?” Steve asked. I rolled my eyes and turned my face towards his and pressed my lips on to his. I think he was probably suffocating from lack of air, but I was enjoying myself so he could wait until my own supply ran out. When I pulled back he looked gob smacked and really cute. He didn’t seem like the type to not know what he was doing.

I ran my fingers along his shoulder and trailed them down his chest and over his stomach until I came to the waist band on his boxers. That’s when I decided I was going to have my wicked way with him many a time before I had to go home.

Jess’ P.O.V

I looked into the mirror and twisted my body around so my back was visible. I was correct in thinking I would have a large bath burn along it. The burn stung as I touched it, but other than that it didn’t hurt. I finished pulling my t-shirt over my body then walked out of the bathroom. The sunny day that had been commencing earlier on had stopped and a heavy downfall was taking over. Although it was bit morbid, everything seemed nicer that way. The day was drawing to a halt so the sky was becoming darker by the second and with all the curtains still open everything was romantic.

I walked downstairs towards the sound of Dave bustling about in the kitchen. As I arrived in the kitchen I saw him pulling some candles out and trying to light them off the cooker. I stayed in the doorway for a while watching him and smiling.

“What are you trying to do?” I asked finally. Dave jumped and spun round to look at me.

“Electricity has gone, it always does when the weather’s bad. So I’m providing us with some light for when it gets dark.” Dave replied continuing with the candles. The smile on my face grew into a grin at the thought of being alone in this house with Dave while the lights were out. Candles were romantic too. If only there was a log fire we could lie in front of and have sweet romantic sex.

“Need any help?” I offered. The sooner we were settled with candles around us, the sooner we could get it on again.

“Yeah sure. Take these candles and place them around the front room.” Dave instructed as he passed me a few candles.

I took them into the front room and placed them in various places. Shortly after Dave came in with a few more and started placing them about himself. As soon as they were arranged he used the one candle he had managed to light on the cooker and started to spread the flame to the others. When he was finished an eerie glow beamed from the room giving me a anxious feeling. It looked romantic, felt romantic but it wouldn’t be romantic until we were cuddling up on the couch. Dave seemed to read my mind and pulled me on to the couch where he wrapped me in his arms and gave me a kiss.

“Not a great way to impress you eh?” He asked looking around. I looked up into his face where the light was just shining on one side. I was definitely impressed.

“I think it’s… nice.” I stated.

“Yeah me too. We’re going to be like this until James gets back though. He’s the only one who knows how to fix the electricity.”

“Well if I know Aeva, we won’t see him until tomorrow.” I giggled. Dave smiled at me and kissed the top of my fore head.

I put my head against his chest and wondered what the others were doing. None of them could possible be having a better time than me and I couldn’t wait to rub it in when I got home. Of course they’d have their stories, but this was too nice to be beat.

Billie’s P.O.V.

“You’re alive!” I exclaimed as I pulled away from Dougie. Dougie grinned at me and shrugged.

“I guess you have magic lips.” He said.

“Or maybe you like tricking people into kissing you because no one will kiss you otherwise.” I stated as I pulled myself out of the pool, purposely kicking Dougie in the head as I did so. I stormed out of the large room with my clothes leaving a soggy path behind me. When I came to the hall I tried shaking about a little to dry myself off, but it wasn’t working.

“Do you want me to get you some dry clothes?” I turned around to see Dougie stood looking at me guiltily.

“No I’m quite capable of finding myself some dry clothes.” I said as I spun around and headed out of the hallway with Dougie close behind me.

“I only live around the corner. I can take you there and lend you something dry… or you might catch pneumonia and die!”

“Well if I do you’ll be to blame!” I shouted over my shoulder as I stormed through the circular room we had arrived in first. I headed towards the ladders and made my way up them as fast as I could. I exploded out of the underground lair that minutes before I had been dying to explore and started to jet across the field. Dougie was hot on my heel and I expected him to catch up to me soon. Of course I was right and I slowly felt myself being pushed to the ground as a heavy body toppled on to me.

“Sorry.” Dougie exclaimed as he rolled off of me. I rolled over on to my back and started laughing. He must find it hard to keep a girlfriend.

“So where is this house of yours?” I asked as soon as my laughing had toned down.

“It’s just around the corner.” Dougie replied as he stood up and took my hand. Once he’d helped me up we both headed off the field and back into reality towards his house, because reality consisted of Dougie Poynter taking me to his house to borrow me clothes.

We walked along a few blocks until we came up to an apartment block. Dougie led me inside and took me up four flights of stairs before we came to his and Tom’s own apartment. We went inside and he took me along a long corridor towards his bedroom. We stepped inside to an ultraviolet glowing room. I looked around at the walls that were lined with an extremely long lizard tank.

“Cool!” I exclaimed as I pushed my face up against it and tried to spot the Lizard.

“Careful you’ll smear the glass.” Dougie said pulling me away and handing me a dry t-shirt and some jeans.

“Dougie I honestly think these jeans will be a bit big for me.” I replied handing them back. Dougie blushed and nodded before looking around his messy room.

“You can borrow some of these while I dry your clothes.” Dougie said shoving some boxers into my hands. I grinned at him and began to unbutton my own jeans. Dougie shuffled about and spun around to avoid looking at me. I grinned to myself as I changed into his clothes.

When I was done I tapped Dougie on the shoulder and handed him my sopping clothes. Dougie took them off me and walked out of his room while I looked around. He had a drawer half open and full of fan letters. I picked one up and took the letter out, some girls had sent him a picture of themselves in very kinky positions.

“I see I have competition.” I said aloud to myself, unaware that Dougie was stood in the doorway.

“No way! You beat them by far.” Dougie laughed as he walked into his room.

“That’s not really surprising.” I said as he pulled his top off. I narrowed my eyes wondering why he was stripping for me.

“Now if only you’d get into those positions.” Dougie grinned pulling his pants off. That’s when I realised he wasn’t actually stripping for me… he was getting out of his own wet clothes.

When he was done both of us sat on his bed in an awkward silence. I carried on taking in his room while he seemed to enjoy taking in my appearance. The boredom was dull and I couldn’t stand being sat in Dougie’s room, wearing his boxers and not doing something slightly sexual with him. So being a stripe like I am, I pounced on him.

Sarah’s P.O.V

After having a pleasuring time with Chris I decided I needed some freshening up and got directed to the toilets. The toilets were a lot like the ones you would get inside a restaurant, a big room with separate cubicles. The only thing different was that it had been built for a bunch of lads, so there was only the boys room to go into.

I walked over to the mirror and sink area and glanced over my appearance. My hair was slightly ruffled and I had a very flushed face that just screamed ‘SEX FACE’. I grinned to myself and switched the cold water on. I cupped my hands and held them under the cascading water then launched it at my face. After rubbing my face for a while I realised I had a certain amount of make-up on. My head shot up and I stared into the mirror at a panda eyed girl resembling myself. I looked around the room for some sort of towel, but none were around. So I pulled up my shirt and began to wipe away the make-up. When I was finished I looked less like a panda and more like myself when I woke up that morning. I sighed and looked down at my soiled shirt. It had a big black stain covering it. I swore aloud and kicked the sink in front of me, which made me hop around moaning about how much it hurt. Then I turned around and saw the sink hanging from the wall but heading slowly to the floor. My eyes opened as wide as they could manage and I sprung forward, missing the sink and hitting floor with a bang, along with the falling sink.

I stood up quickly and looked around at the door, worried that Chris would come in to see what I had done. But luckily the door stayed shut. So I tried to fix my mistake. I dropped to my knees and tried picking the sink up, unfortunately it was a bit heavier than I expected and I got it up slightly before it dropped a second time.

“Are you ok?” I looked up and watched Chris walk into the room and stop and stare at the mess I had made.

“I had a little accident.” I replied feeling my cheeks go unusually pink.

“It looks a little bigger than little.” Chris said walking over and lifting the sink up. He pushed it against the wall and looked at me with a triumphant look. I smiled at him gratefully and turned the tap on to test it. The water wasn’t coming. Chris tapped it a little then started to shake it violently. I bit my bottom lip worrying that I’d broke it.

“Maybe I should call a plumber.” I suggested as he started to pull the sink back out.

“No, this is a private place. James will go mad at me!” Chris exclaimed messing about with a few pipes that were stuck into the sink.

“What about that one.” I suggested poking my finger into a pipe next to the wall. As I pulled it out I regretted every entering this room. Water exploded out of the wall and hit me square in the face making me fall back onto the floor in a spluttering mess. I looked up to see Chris laughing as I got soaked.

“Yeah laugh away, you have to fix this mess!” I stated as I tried to get out of the way of the water.

“I’ll just go to B&Q!” Chris said smiling at me.

Aeva’s P.OV.

James jumped up and grabbed my hand so I was soon stood up beside him. He grinned at me as we both started running towards a clump of trees as the rain began to fall so fast that I could barely make anything out. It was somewhat sheltered under the trees although we were still getting drenched. James giggled like a girl as he held up the bottle of champagne and showed it to me.

“Don’t want to let this get wet.” James laughed as he re-filled my glass. Both of us grinned at each other and guzzled down more of the champagne as the rain glued our hair to our faces.

“I love the rain.” I said sounding airily. To be honest I felt airily too… the champagne had gone to my head slightly and I could feel myself becoming slightly tipsy. James’ cheeks were flushed as he nodded in agreement with me, he was probably feeling light headed too.

“I like being naked in the rain.” James grinned. I laughed and waited for him to join in and confirm what he had said was a joke.

“When have you been naked in the rain?” I asked slightly amazed.

“A few times. You ever tried it?”

“No…” I replied wondering why I hadn’t been naked in the rain before. The reasons were endless, but in my semi-drunk state I couldn’t think of a single one. I knocked back the rest of my pink bubbles and began to unbutton my jeans.

“You know that’s a good idea!” James exclaimed as he swallowed the rest of his own drink and began to pull his t-shirt off.

We both laughed at each other as we dragged ourselves out of our wet clothes and threw them in a pile between us. I didn’t even hesitate to take my underwear off, and neither did James. We were both too comfortable and too past caring to care. To stop my eyes from wandering to James’ southern region I looked up at the angry clouds I could see between the tree leaves covering us. The rain was still hitting my body with some speed and I felt myself begin to shiver. I wrapped my arms around me and tried to keep my mouth shut so my chattering teeth would calm down. James noticed my sudden changed in temperature and wrapped his arms around me. I leant my head on his chest and listened to his heart beating beneath it, it felt a lot more romantic than it must have looked. I’m sure we’d have been arrested if anyone had of seen us.

After five minutes of standing peacefully with James we both pulled away slightly and James leant down to kiss me. Every girl loves kissing in the rain, and I’m no exception. I guess it makes it that more special knowing it’s someone like James Bourne. I ran my fingers through the back of his damp hair and pulled on his forming curls. His lips tasted faintly of the sweet champagne we’d both guzzled down and his skin was soft and silky as I ran my other hand up and down his spine. Without realising how we were both collapsing to our knees and James was pushing me back, our lips never breaking apart. It was at this point I was glad the rain was acting as a sheet of dodgy glass around us.

Lisa’s P.O.V.

Steve let out a slight moan as my hand went into his boxers. I raised one eyebrow at him and he blushed slightly. I hadn’t even touched him and he was moaning? This boy must need sex desperately. Something told me he wouldn’t be able to keep it in long so I decided to quit the foreplay and go straight to the fun stuff. I whipped my hand back out and pulled his boxers down and off in one go. Steve’s eyes widened and he seemed slightly coy. I winked at him to give him more encouragement and let him think he was slightly bigger than the average man. As usual it worked and Steve suddenly found the animal in him and pulled me closer to him. I wrapped my arms around his neck as his hands travelled around my back to my bra clasp and fumbled about. Our lips met in short passionate kisses that left both of us breathless and after five minutes Steve finally got my bra undone. Steve pulled it off me and tossed it away before leaving long sucking kisses along my neck, I’d pay for them later.

“This… is… so… much… fun!” Steve panted as he ran his hands along my body and down to my hips where the waist band of my panties rested. Steve’s thumbs hooked inside and he looked at me as if asking for permission to take them off. I put my own hands over his and pulled them off myself. Therefore giving him permission.

Steve pulled me onto him closer and slipped himself inside me. Instead of the shy boy from moments before he was suddenly a warrior bent on getting what he wanted, and that just so happened to be me. Our bodies moulded into one as we found a nice, quick paced rhythm and set to work. I slipped into that familiar stage of bliss that people do when they’re having sex with someone who makes them feel squishy inside. The water splashed around us and occasionally our heads would disappear under the surface, but quickly dive back up due to lack of air. As I opened my eyes to take a glance at Steve everything around me paused. In that moment I forgot what was happening to my body, I forgot how incredible every single molecule felt and I focused on that face I was looking at. I was certain I was staring into the face of someone who could make me happy. In seconds the pause was over and I crashed back to reality with a massive sensation of pleasure exploding through my body. I moaned out a loud and scratched my fingers along Steve’s back as he moaned himself and relaxed. We both stayed holding on to each other for quite some time afterwards and then I climbed off of him and tried pulling my soaking clothes back on.

“I think I could get used to this.” Steve said as he lay his head back against the side. I slid next to him and put my own head on his chest so my chin was just resting in the water.

“Me too.” I replied.

“How about we do it every Friday?” Steve asked looking up and then down at me. I pulled away from him and studied his face, did he really only want me for sex on a Friday?

“Excuse me?” I asked, maybe I’d misheard him.

“I’m only joking!” He exclaimed pulling me into his arms and pressing his lips down on mine.

“Good job.” I said breathlessly as we pulled apart.

“So do you want to be my girlfriend?” Steve asked me winking. I nodded hurriedly before pouncing on him again and beginning another episode of ‘Sex in the <s>city</s> Jacuzzi.’